MashedPotatoBody
@intlspacenathan.bsky.social
I nap more than I yap
Adam Silver, human pencil eraser
October 22, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Adam Silver, human pencil eraser
Another weekend of complications from outpatient surgery. My poor wife is going through it this past month. 😢
June 14, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Another weekend of complications from outpatient surgery. My poor wife is going through it this past month. 😢
Single digits, Pete
April 23, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Single digits, Pete
I have been hitting the gym again (ok, it’s just weights in my shed that kinda looks like a prison) and I’m really sore, but….kinda feels good.
April 18, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I have been hitting the gym again (ok, it’s just weights in my shed that kinda looks like a prison) and I’m really sore, but….kinda feels good.
Reminder that Draymond is a bitch.
April 16, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Reminder that Draymond is a bitch.
Nobody even likes Charlotte.
April 9, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Nobody even likes Charlotte.
Woooow did not see Jenkins getting the axe so quickly.
March 28, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Woooow did not see Jenkins getting the axe so quickly.
I know I’m not the only one hearing Mystikal when the announcers say Dainja.
a woman is standing in front of a sign that reads danger
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media.tenor.com
March 21, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I know I’m not the only one hearing Mystikal when the announcers say Dainja.
Probably an unpopular opinion: the constant repetition of cheers in college basketball really gets to me. I can only spend so many seconds hearing “DE-FENSE!” before my eye starts twitching.
March 21, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Probably an unpopular opinion: the constant repetition of cheers in college basketball really gets to me. I can only spend so many seconds hearing “DE-FENSE!” before my eye starts twitching.
Revisited 1923, and it got surprisingly good. Season 2 starting soon!
March 18, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Revisited 1923, and it got surprisingly good. Season 2 starting soon!
KD’s free throw shimmy makes me feel stabby
February 26, 2025 at 2:37 AM
KD’s free throw shimmy makes me feel stabby
Maybe people are starting to realize that the “savings” from Pres. Elon is going only to offset the splurge by Pres. Orange.
Glad Trump had the chance to waste millions of taxpayer dollars to fly over the Daytona 500 and then ride The Beast on the track as parts of West Virginia, Virginia, Kentucky, Arkansas, and Tennessee are underwater. Priorities.
February 17, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Maybe people are starting to realize that the “savings” from Pres. Elon is going only to offset the splurge by Pres. Orange.
Damn these late West Coast games.
February 13, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Damn these late West Coast games.
If I were in charge, my first EO would be that arenas have to be named after a regional landmark, cultural icon, or in some way incorporate the team name.
February 12, 2025 at 9:10 AM
If I were in charge, my first EO would be that arenas have to be named after a regional landmark, cultural icon, or in some way incorporate the team name.
Several months at Barnes & Noble. I liked the job, but a 20 year old having to be at work at 5 am was not compatible with a college lifestyle.
What job did you quit the fastest? Mine was Subway.
February 11, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Several months at Barnes & Noble. I liked the job, but a 20 year old having to be at work at 5 am was not compatible with a college lifestyle.
McD’s has a new Angel Reese meal? I wonder if it’s a bag full of bricks.
a drawing of a person playing drums with the words ba dum tsss
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media.tenor.com
February 7, 2025 at 7:40 PM
McD’s has a new Angel Reese meal? I wonder if it’s a bag full of bricks.
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This is super cool. The Blazers are the first professional sports team to provide OneCourt's haptic display at every home game!
This cutting-edge technology enables fans who are Blind or Low Vision to experience live basketball action in real-time, at no additional cost. #RipCity #Blazers
This cutting-edge technology enables fans who are Blind or Low Vision to experience live basketball action in real-time, at no additional cost. #RipCity #Blazers
January 12, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I don’t want to come back to a failed country.
February 3, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I don’t want to come back to a failed country.
I hope DLo and Austin Reaves are s w e a t i n g over their job security now lol
February 2, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I hope DLo and Austin Reaves are s w e a t i n g over their job security now lol
Curious how these immigrant raids conveniently ignore large Polish, Russian, and Irish communities. Wonder what about them is different…
January 29, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Curious how these immigrant raids conveniently ignore large Polish, Russian, and Irish communities. Wonder what about them is different…
Also, Elon did the same thing at the dead bird app and then didn’t pay.
If you’re a federal employee, you should know this is a lie. Congress hasn’t appropriated these monies and so it’s literally not there to be spent. Also, federal agencies are limited by law to a max $25K payout in the case of restructuring.
BREAKING 🚨 🚨 🚨
President Donald Trump's administration is set to offer every single federal worker the chance to take a "deferred resignation" with a severance package of roughly eight months of pay and benefits.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/whi...
President Donald Trump's administration is set to offer every single federal worker the chance to take a "deferred resignation" with a severance package of roughly eight months of pay and benefits.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/whi...
January 29, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Also, Elon did the same thing at the dead bird app and then didn’t pay.
People who post screenshots of everyone’s face on a Zoom/Teams call should be on a watchlist.
January 28, 2025 at 12:37 AM
People who post screenshots of everyone’s face on a Zoom/Teams call should be on a watchlist.
Things I hate:
-Sports betting and the constant chatter about it now
-AI and how destructive it is
-Golf wear
-Sports betting and the constant chatter about it now
-AI and how destructive it is
-Golf wear
January 27, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Things I hate:
-Sports betting and the constant chatter about it now
-AI and how destructive it is
-Golf wear
-Sports betting and the constant chatter about it now
-AI and how destructive it is
-Golf wear
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Tom Brady speaks at exactly one pace and one tone no matter the situation, the viewer is always being summoned for the final call for Delta flight 83 to Cancun
January 26, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Tom Brady speaks at exactly one pace and one tone no matter the situation, the viewer is always being summoned for the final call for Delta flight 83 to Cancun
Go to my parents house and this man barely acknowledges my existence. My house for the weekend? Glued to me. Tries to get in the shower with me. Follows me every second.
January 26, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Go to my parents house and this man barely acknowledges my existence. My house for the weekend? Glued to me. Tries to get in the shower with me. Follows me every second.