Or figure your life out with hot glue and a dream like BenDeLaCreme did her original season. Like, there is no excuse not know how to put a garment together when there have been a billion seasons showing the need for exactly that

That movie made me quit horror when I saw it in theatres! I only got back into the genre in my 20s, but that film shook me

It's the first episode of season 2! Now available!

It will be the death of my mother, who coughs when she laughs, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make

@guildencrantzz.bsky.social is such a talonted jokester

I read your jokes with raptor-ous delight

Here's lookin' at you, Canadian Moist Talker

Me: I'm wearing sports swag!
My friend who actually likes sports:

This post brought to you by wearing Blaseball and Jelle's Marble Runs tees on back to back days

Genuinely unsure if by "joker," you mean Nugget or Ichiban

You say this as though Balatro isn't the game you've spent the most hours on. Like, I agree that the lack of Infinite Wealth is egregious, but let's not pretend that those jokers haven't broken both of us. And I don't even play

There's a helpful app (that's a co-sponsor of the BDS movement) called Boycat that can help people try to shop as ethically as possible in this hellscape