good for the phillies, my beloved team. more importantly i am in san Diego this week and an dressing as an imposter padres fan (wearing my hat) and those loser braves just lost bc of me. cheers y'all

2 months ago I was summoned to jury duty for feb 10. i requested a deferral with the reason "birds might be in the super bowl". i figured the worst thing they could say was no. 4 weeks ago the beautiful court system approved my request.

birds winning it all tomorrow i'll see u guys on broad