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It’s like a jungle sometimes it makes me wonder how I keep from going under.
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“If you don’t read the news you’re uninformed. If you do read the news you’re misinformed.” - Denzel Washington.
This team does not deserve to go to a World Cup. I don’t care what anyone says. We’ve been kissed on the dick since 2006 with luck & papering over the cracks. #AUSvJPN
June 5, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Death, taxes, and ‘strayan sports fans patting themselves on the back at the announcement of the crowd attendance. #AUSvJPN
June 5, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Shit stadium, shit pitch, shit coach, shit soccer, shit administration. Burn it all to the fucking ground. #AUSvJPN
June 5, 2025 at 12:31 PM
There are only three people who can pull off double denim: Cowboys, Chuck Norris & Yugoslavs.
May 28, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Brigitte Macron is a an old boiler, potentially a man. Emmanuel Macron is a closet homosexual. There’s gunna be some tension.
May 27, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Fuck Harvard. They used to make it harder for Asian and Indian kids to enter by giving them different tests. Couldn’t have the wrong type of diversity dominating their campuses.
May 24, 2025 at 6:49 AM
We are all Crystal Palace today.
May 17, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Lefties & Necons in November: Syria is free wank wank democracy wank wank.

People with a brain: He’s a terrorist.

Lefties & Neocons: you’re a conspiracy theorist repeating Russian talking points.

Every leftie in May: Trump is endorsing a terrorist.

You all piss in the direction the wind blows.
May 15, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Life is a highway
I want to ride it all night long.

open.spotify.com/track/0hKF8N...
Life Is A Highway
Tom Cochrane · Mad Mad World · Song · 1992
open.spotify.com
May 9, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Need this print. Childhood memories, although Endless Summer II is the one we watched and loved.
May 6, 2025 at 2:18 AM
The reaction to Trent Alexander Arnold is absolutely disgusting. None of them would say it to his face. Truly Liverpool fans can be
the most insufferable fuckwits.
May 5, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Tell me
May 4, 2025 at 4:01 AM
lol all the rusted on Labour voters wearing rain coats to bed all week thinking It was going to be tough and a close call. Gimps.
May 3, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Saw this post on Twitter, nailed it:

Just remember if your team doesn't win tonight, there's always next time, but that's your last chance because the elites are getting ready for some kind of global collapse /war /nodal event that's why they're building their underground bases, 5 years, that's it.
May 3, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Keep your democracy sausages.
May 3, 2025 at 6:59 AM
The Stephen Bradbury of Australian politics is gunna Bradbury again because we’ve got no viable alternative. Sums up the pits we’re in as a country, and have been for a very long time.
May 3, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Big city life.
May 2, 2025 at 11:43 AM
You’ve got to
April 26, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Saw this Jaecoo car in Sydney. 47k AUD & it looks like a Range Rover Vogue. The Euro auto industry is finished. They can’t compete anymore. Germans haven’t built a decent car for 30 years. No wonder Ursula has a hard on to continue the Ukraine War, Germany will shift to manufacturing for Army EU.
April 25, 2025 at 11:29 AM
One of the greatest songs ever.

You’re not alone, I’ll wait till the end of time, open your mind, surely it’s plain to see.

open.spotify.com/track/4AJWkU...
You're Not Alone
open.spotify.com
April 24, 2025 at 2:50 AM
People use the word bespoke and have no idea what it means. The last people I want to hear use the word bespoke is Real Estate agents.
April 23, 2025 at 12:10 PM
😂😂😂
April 23, 2025 at 1:45 AM
They’re just counting down the days.
April 22, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Gary Stevenson is the go to for every Millennial & Gen Z deadbeat looking for sob stories. Made his millions as Citibank’s ‘most profitable trader’ (sketchy as fuck) & now crying the blues as a champagne socialist, flogging a book & YouTube videos for an audience making him wealthier. Go capitalism.
April 22, 2025 at 10:10 AM