The fact that Streeting came out and gave a full-throated endorsement of Mamdani at about the same time should have immediately nixed the Orders from No 10 theory.

That's a real shame, he's a proper unit of a defender. If you need us to rehab him again I'd take him back in a heartbeat.

Atkinson was also superb for Portsmouth at the back end of last season, held our very creaky backline together despite having barely played for 18 months.

Conversely, plenty of non-UK-headquartered companies, such as Google, have thousands of highly paid employees in this country. What's the rational basis for the Government encouraging you to sell your shares in Google and buy Antofagasta?

I'm trying to figure out which footballer this make Gordon Brown but obviously he's just David Moyes

Thank you for this analogy I'm keeping it

After working in their employ for three years, that's by far the most generous thing I could say about them!

I can, however, confirm that in my time there I served Joffrey from Game of Thrones, Martin Keown, and - most importantly - Big Mo from Eastenders. I really hope she enjoyed her reheated Sunday roast and warm pint.

A couple of nice accent walls would make the world of difference

And that's a nice flat too! (excepting that there is a special circle in hell for people who paint every wall of their home retina-searing white)

This looks like an AI botch-job? 'countiest joys', 'spontaneous teasts', 'Ooogle' - it doesn't even get the family name right in the sign-off! For some reason I am not entirely surprised this venture didn't work out.

I on the other hand am delighted that I can't copy or paste files in my work VDI and will instead be making another cup of tea

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