You can’t trust the SYSTEM!!!! MAAAN!!!

Always looking for an excuse to show off my dog

Like, I don’t refuse to wear my glasses in public then get mad at all the people I bump into because I didn’t see them. We literally have mitigations available to us for (some of) our disabilities. Avail yourselves, plane-traveling child-haters!

Once, years ago before I learned my lesson about headphones, I was baited into arguing with a Very Christian Youth about theism on a connecting flight to Oakland from Phoenix. Pretty sure everyone around us hated hearing it. It ended in her telling me she would pray for me.

Never again

I dunno man, it feels like that’s what noise canceling headphones or ear plugs were made for

Please don’t be mad at the parent who brought their newborn on the plane, we’re already mortified

Something is well and truly rotten in the state of Denmark

So in order to use the bathroom you had to potentially encounter neighbors? What would stop them from using the bathroom? Was it shared? Or was there a lock on it?

Every possibility sounds fucking horrible.