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yugiohz: Kafka was so right fuck this stupid baka life
marlbororeds100s-deactivated202: He didn't say that
franzkavkas: [Photo of some excerpts from Kafka's diaries. January 20 is "The end of writing. When will it tak[...] up again?". January 29 is "fuck my stupid baka life"] yes he did](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:6znuzickrsebytafvesqxybd/bafkreibh5omk2zv5ohoh7cwbigzrvh4bne4vxxksl2ry6vgurzlkraw5na@jpeg)
October 13, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Who knew you can dig exquisite crystal butt plugs right out of the earth
October 18, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Who knew you can dig exquisite crystal butt plugs right out of the earth
Waiting in the queue for the Natural History Museum and some guy started yelling at us through the fence, saying we didn't evolve from apes and we'd go to hell if we thought otherwise.
October 18, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Waiting in the queue for the Natural History Museum and some guy started yelling at us through the fence, saying we didn't evolve from apes and we'd go to hell if we thought otherwise.
There's a tiny horse on channel five
October 17, 2025 at 8:54 PM
There's a tiny horse on channel five
Unironically, I wish more production companies would take the varied, free-flowing and unformulaic approach to documentary making that Peartree Factual do in the new Alan Partridge series.
October 16, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Unironically, I wish more production companies would take the varied, free-flowing and unformulaic approach to documentary making that Peartree Factual do in the new Alan Partridge series.
Well these are kind of gross. But vegan!
October 15, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Well these are kind of gross. But vegan!
Not as unsettling as the upside-down peas. But I don't like it.
October 15, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Not as unsettling as the upside-down peas. But I don't like it.
Heheh despite everything I love how the school curriculum is pretty woke, how did this stuff survive the Tories?
October 15, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Heheh despite everything I love how the school curriculum is pretty woke, how did this stuff survive the Tories?
I'm reading the last of Robin Hobb's Fitz and the Fool books and it's excellent and actually emotional - we've been with these characters for thousands of pages by this point - BUT it has suddenly become apparent that a really key piece of symbolism is going to revolve around... four candles.
October 14, 2025 at 11:17 AM
I'm reading the last of Robin Hobb's Fitz and the Fool books and it's excellent and actually emotional - we've been with these characters for thousands of pages by this point - BUT it has suddenly become apparent that a really key piece of symbolism is going to revolve around... four candles.
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Tell us it’s a really bad divisive, cruel unworkable policy without revealing it. Nothing says there’s a problem like being afraid to reveal Labour and the EHRC’s divisive, cruel unworkable wet dream trans apartheid policy because it is perceived to harm the […]
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October 14, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Tell us it’s a really bad divisive, cruel unworkable policy without revealing it. Nothing says there’s a problem like being afraid to reveal Labour and the EHRC’s divisive, cruel unworkable wet dream trans apartheid policy because it is perceived to harm the […]
[Original post on mastodon.green]
[Original post on mastodon.green]
My wife has put the hoover in the living room I think in the hope that someone will hoover, but three days later, nobody has hoovered, proving Chekov wrong
October 13, 2025 at 8:26 PM
My wife has put the hoover in the living room I think in the hope that someone will hoover, but three days later, nobody has hoovered, proving Chekov wrong
Was served a YouTube ad for some kind of small plug-in room heater – i.e. the heater is kind of built right onto the plug, like a wifi booster – that will apparently be in every home in the UK by next year and thought, hm, that seems unlikely, and a ten second research revealed that yes, they’re […]
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October 13, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Was served a YouTube ad for some kind of small plug-in room heater – i.e. the heater is kind of built right onto the plug, like a wifi booster – that will apparently be in every home in the UK by next year and thought, hm, that seems unlikely, and a ten second research revealed that yes, they’re […]
You know who would absolutely love to be buried in a pyramid with loads of gold and stuff? Go on, Egypt, while you've got him there, no need to wait till he's dead
October 13, 2025 at 2:46 PM
You know who would absolutely love to be buried in a pyramid with loads of gold and stuff? Go on, Egypt, while you've got him there, no need to wait till he's dead
It is easier to imagine the end of the world than it is to imagine the end of Hollyoaks
October 13, 2025 at 9:58 AM
It is easier to imagine the end of the world than it is to imagine the end of Hollyoaks
An acidy Vital patch doing most of thr work here #looptober
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October 12, 2025 at 9:49 PM
An acidy Vital patch doing most of thr work here #looptober
Best chicken shop name I've seen for a while.
October 12, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Best chicken shop name I've seen for a while.
When there are USBs on the bus, you should be able to download an app on your phone and help the driver drive. Come on Sadiq
October 12, 2025 at 2:40 PM
When there are USBs on the bus, you should be able to download an app on your phone and help the driver drive. Come on Sadiq
Changed the sheets yesterday but last night I forgot to consciously appreciate the fresh bed linen! Oh well there's always next year
October 12, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Changed the sheets yesterday but last night I forgot to consciously appreciate the fresh bed linen! Oh well there's always next year
just some arps #looptober
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October 12, 2025 at 12:02 AM
just some arps #looptober
Beginning to think I will never be the shogun's decapitator
October 11, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Beginning to think I will never be the shogun's decapitator