Camille
@internetcamille.bsky.social
I live in Madrid and I eat and I read
Each and every dog in Madrid has a rain jacket
November 5, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Each and every dog in Madrid has a rain jacket
Do you ever spend 20 minutes researching which luxury pyjamas you would wear if you had to have a long hospital stay or are you mentally well?
September 30, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Do you ever spend 20 minutes researching which luxury pyjamas you would wear if you had to have a long hospital stay or are you mentally well?
So ok yeah technically Margaret Qualley is a nepo baby but does it really count if the best her famous mom can do with her own connections is to get herself cast in Hallmark series or Netflix Xmas movies?
August 11, 2025 at 11:03 PM
So ok yeah technically Margaret Qualley is a nepo baby but does it really count if the best her famous mom can do with her own connections is to get herself cast in Hallmark series or Netflix Xmas movies?
This might just be post-migraine elation talking but god my life is filled with so much love and joy it’s a good thing I’ve been clinically depressed since I was like 9 years old or I would be very fucking annoying
June 15, 2025 at 1:55 PM
This might just be post-migraine elation talking but god my life is filled with so much love and joy it’s a good thing I’ve been clinically depressed since I was like 9 years old or I would be very fucking annoying
Accidentally gave myself an aversion to haute cuisine by going to a pre-paid tasting dinner at a Michelin starred restaurant while I had a stomach bug and throwing up after each of the, like, 12 courses.
June 13, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Accidentally gave myself an aversion to haute cuisine by going to a pre-paid tasting dinner at a Michelin starred restaurant while I had a stomach bug and throwing up after each of the, like, 12 courses.
I just want to live in Madrid with all of the advantages and benefits that come with it and still be able to Postmates some matzo ball soup is that too much to ask for (I suspect that it is)
June 10, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I just want to live in Madrid with all of the advantages and benefits that come with it and still be able to Postmates some matzo ball soup is that too much to ask for (I suspect that it is)
I am watching season 1 of severance and I can’t stop thinking about how Christopher Walken probably, at a minimum, helped cover up a murder.
June 6, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I am watching season 1 of severance and I can’t stop thinking about how Christopher Walken probably, at a minimum, helped cover up a murder.
I’m on a train in Italy and the American woman sitting in front of me is holding her phone in the gap between the two seats so I can perfectly read her texts… she’s divorcing her husband & flirting with a man with an android. It’s high speed chisme, and it’s free.
May 27, 2025 at 12:12 PM
I’m on a train in Italy and the American woman sitting in front of me is holding her phone in the gap between the two seats so I can perfectly read her texts… she’s divorcing her husband & flirting with a man with an android. It’s high speed chisme, and it’s free.
This is such a controversial take that I can’t put it on any other platform: when a girl gets a dog with her boyfriend/partner and the boyfriend is super into training the dog, that’s a huge red flag to me 🚩🚩🚩
April 7, 2025 at 5:30 PM
This is such a controversial take that I can’t put it on any other platform: when a girl gets a dog with her boyfriend/partner and the boyfriend is super into training the dog, that’s a huge red flag to me 🚩🚩🚩
I need you to understand how embarrassing the aesthetic of being American is in Europe. Like oh you need to see my passport? Here’s an image of a GIGANTIC EAGLE 🦅 🇺🇸
March 18, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I need you to understand how embarrassing the aesthetic of being American is in Europe. Like oh you need to see my passport? Here’s an image of a GIGANTIC EAGLE 🦅 🇺🇸
Just heard “Bleeding Love” twice in two separate locations over the course of 40 minutes 👎🏻
March 12, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Just heard “Bleeding Love” twice in two separate locations over the course of 40 minutes 👎🏻
I dream of a USA run by mean hot punk girls, girls who can do nails and lashes, and the himbos who love them.
March 8, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I dream of a USA run by mean hot punk girls, girls who can do nails and lashes, and the himbos who love them.
I fear that, through the influence of media, millennials have been taught to believe that men who aren’t funny or good in social situations & spend too much time online must be geniuses by default, esp if they’re rich, and that’s how we got El0ñ Müšk. Sometimes (frequently) losers are also idiots!!!
March 8, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I fear that, through the influence of media, millennials have been taught to believe that men who aren’t funny or good in social situations & spend too much time online must be geniuses by default, esp if they’re rich, and that’s how we got El0ñ Müšk. Sometimes (frequently) losers are also idiots!!!
I have now consumed 2 separate pieces of media in 2025 that have tried to convince me that an arrogant Tory MP is an appropriate partner for a smart & independent young woman. What the FUCK?
March 1, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I have now consumed 2 separate pieces of media in 2025 that have tried to convince me that an arrogant Tory MP is an appropriate partner for a smart & independent young woman. What the FUCK?
Michelle Trachtenberg??
February 26, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Michelle Trachtenberg??
Water is simply not as refreshing when I haven’t made my husband stop what he’s doing to bring it to me. Scientists explain?
February 13, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Water is simply not as refreshing when I haven’t made my husband stop what he’s doing to bring it to me. Scientists explain?
Like, I’m not saying things are good, but my grandparents had to fight nazis WITHOUT basically an endless supply of pictures of cats, dogs, baby hippos and pop music.
February 13, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Like, I’m not saying things are good, but my grandparents had to fight nazis WITHOUT basically an endless supply of pictures of cats, dogs, baby hippos and pop music.
Do you ever stop to think about how much beauty and luxury you’ve had the privilege to experience??? My grandparents were manual labourers and factory workers & all I have to do for work is use my brain!
February 13, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Do you ever stop to think about how much beauty and luxury you’ve had the privilege to experience??? My grandparents were manual labourers and factory workers & all I have to do for work is use my brain!
Tweeting now so I can point to it later - I predict a Taylor Swift / Travis Kelce breakup announcement in 3-6 months (can’t be too soon or else it’ll seem like she broke up with him because he didn’t win a football game)
February 11, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Tweeting now so I can point to it later - I predict a Taylor Swift / Travis Kelce breakup announcement in 3-6 months (can’t be too soon or else it’ll seem like she broke up with him because he didn’t win a football game)
My husband, as a present, told me that I could decide on the breed of a dog he’s putting in his next book. I’m doing some research and I just want you to see this guy.
February 8, 2025 at 2:40 PM
My husband, as a present, told me that I could decide on the breed of a dog he’s putting in his next book. I’m doing some research and I just want you to see this guy.
It’s possible that I’ve chosen the worst possible week to need something from the FBI lol
February 4, 2025 at 12:41 AM
It’s possible that I’ve chosen the worst possible week to need something from the FBI lol
At Costco in Madrid, 18 organic eggs are €5,50. #egg #socialism
February 1, 2025 at 4:24 PM
At Costco in Madrid, 18 organic eggs are €5,50. #egg #socialism
I thought I was going to be able to buy an apartment but now I can’t buy an apartment #justmillennialthings
January 27, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I thought I was going to be able to buy an apartment but now I can’t buy an apartment #justmillennialthings
I love my Spanish psychologist because he wants to talk to me exactly the same amount I want to talk to him (barely at all). I was supposed to have a phone appointment with him at 3:45 and he called at 3:30 (I was in the bathroom) & instead of leaving a message he just emailed my Rx lol
January 27, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I love my Spanish psychologist because he wants to talk to me exactly the same amount I want to talk to him (barely at all). I was supposed to have a phone appointment with him at 3:45 and he called at 3:30 (I was in the bathroom) & instead of leaving a message he just emailed my Rx lol