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🏳️‍⚧️ 25 she/her hyena
🔞 Relatively wholesome but still 18+
🐰 Normal posts for normies. This account follows politics and vibes and other things I don't do on my...
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🇵🇸 Fuck genocide
"two plus three is five"

wait wait... say that again.
December 21, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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Oh, one more thing. The lab boys told me they had some interesting screenshots of something called "Discord" DMs? Now me, I don't understand a lick of that stuff, but they made it sound important, so... Would you mind explaining some of these to me?
December 9, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Oh, one more thing. The lab boys told me they had some interesting screenshots of something called "Discord" DMs? Now me, I don't understand a lick of that stuff, but they made it sound important, so... Would you mind explaining some of these to me?
December 9, 2025 at 7:11 PM
So you're that duck that drinks the milkshakes, right? Wow, my wife loves those videos. She's a huge fan. You wouldn't mind me taking a selfie huh? Ah geez, I'll get out of your hair.
December 9, 2025 at 7:11 PM
The breakdown is helpful, but the alt text should start with a literal description of the image.
December 5, 2025 at 9:01 PM
The next stage of Desperate AI Dark Patterns is "Sure, you can disable the AI stuff, but at the cost of breaking some other pre-existing features you've been using which didn't depend on AI but have since been infected".
December 4, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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chloe we GOTTA be at the pancake level if i was there id physically drag you over its just add water please the world is dying the globe is getting hotter and fascism is back we GOTTA do pancakes for ourselves or else its all gonna start to get to be too much i swear i know you can do it
May 4, 2025 at 6:26 AM
block them, dummy.
November 28, 2025 at 3:04 PM
The sky above the port was the color of a smart TV playing the default screensaver: some aerial footage of a dreary day above a port.
November 28, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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Also, a version with a more detailed background that I maybe got too carried away with hehe
September 21, 2025 at 9:14 PM
when gendering a transmasc they/them:
1. she.
2. sorry, i mean he.
3. sorry, i mean they. gender-neutral pronouns are really hard for me.

when gendering a transfemme she/her:
1. he.
2. sorry, i mean they.
3. sorry, i mean she. women with fat penises are really hard for me
September 18, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I would settle for the latter, to be honest. The endos I've met seemed to think my goal was to get "just an eensy little bit" of estrogen into the body as a treat. Not too much now, that's scary.
September 11, 2025 at 1:54 PM
and yes, if he did do bad shit you claim then yes fuck that guy. but that isn't a contradiction of the above.

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i will likely regret engaging to this extent, and probably delete this thread later. i love your writing sarah, godfeels!june and podfeels are everything to me please don't block me.
August 11, 2025 at 3:34 AM
my read is that the discordlogs and the SarahZ emails paint a transparent picture of the homestuck team as in the wrong for their unprofessional behavior in both situations. barring more receipts that's hard to dispute so instead the rebuttal is "yes but also fuck that guy"
August 11, 2025 at 3:34 AM
i accept "i'm traumatized and don't want to go into detail" as a justification for not elaborating on your Bad Feelings about a person. i offer my support and condolences.

i don't accept it as proof that they're Evil and that i should treat every word that falls from their mouth as a damned lie
August 11, 2025 at 3:34 AM
folks are so desperate for tangible evidence to justify calling gio an alt-right transphobic stalker that "his friend's website linked to his other website where his friend's friend left a 5/10 review of that infamous harry potter fic" somehow felt like a normal and relevant thing to bring up
August 11, 2025 at 3:05 AM