@intellaxative.bsky.social
Cunti Minge
February 12, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Cunti Minge
Gotta keep ‘em relegated
February 12, 2026 at 1:28 PM
Gotta keep ‘em relegated
Kuntolies Leavitt
February 7, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Kuntolies Leavitt
Competition sheep-shearers from feuding clans:
Bleated Rivalry
Bleated Rivalry
February 5, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Competition sheep-shearers from feuding clans:
Bleated Rivalry
Bleated Rivalry
Yes, he was, and the kids showed extraordinary NON-VIOLENCE DISCIPLINE by letting him leave. Kids meeting the moment, showing the way forward.
February 5, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Yes, he was, and the kids showed extraordinary NON-VIOLENCE DISCIPLINE by letting him leave. Kids meeting the moment, showing the way forward.
Cost of following this account just paid for itself, many times over
February 5, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Cost of following this account just paid for itself, many times over
Now do codpiece
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...too soon?
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...too soon?
February 5, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Now do codpiece
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...too soon?
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...too soon?
Are you sure Al’s describing his pie?
February 5, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Are you sure Al’s describing his pie?
Does Polymarket have an over/under bet on prostates fingered?
February 4, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Does Polymarket have an over/under bet on prostates fingered?
Shamoken?
February 3, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Shamoken?
Cuntimodo, the hunchback of no brain
January 31, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Cuntimodo, the hunchback of no brain
Heated ...something, but you get the idea of those two in the back of an SUV for a long drive to a short finish
January 30, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Heated ...something, but you get the idea of those two in the back of an SUV for a long drive to a short finish
Cunti Minge
January 29, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Cunti Minge
Cunti Minge
January 29, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Cunti Minge
Imagining Wes students alarmed by the cries of anguish coming from The Lodge yesterday. Belichick news or furious onanism? Both?
January 28, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Imagining Wes students alarmed by the cries of anguish coming from The Lodge yesterday. Belichick news or furious onanism? Both?
…if the political breeze is blowing at hurricane force… maybe.
January 27, 2026 at 8:51 PM
…if the political breeze is blowing at hurricane force… maybe.
Sapphi Goebbels
January 27, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Sapphi Goebbels
Cunt-o-lies Leavitt
January 26, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Cunt-o-lies Leavitt
Cunt-o-lies Leavitt
January 26, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Cunt-o-lies Leavitt
Ignorant of style guide for Dutch press, but believe the B should be capitalized to properly acknowledge the title
January 26, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Ignorant of style guide for Dutch press, but believe the B should be capitalized to properly acknowledge the title
Former daily after work ritual: come home, turn on “Just Another Victim”, roll up newspaper, creep to kitchen, turn on lights and go on roach-smashing frenzy. Just another victim - SMASH! - just another victim, kid. Cathartic, life’s cheap in LA
January 26, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Former daily after work ritual: come home, turn on “Just Another Victim”, roll up newspaper, creep to kitchen, turn on lights and go on roach-smashing frenzy. Just another victim - SMASH! - just another victim, kid. Cathartic, life’s cheap in LA
Gluesniff Putz
January 23, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Gluesniff Putz
Great read, well done!
January 23, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Great read, well done!