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Oh that sound in the background? No it's not sandpaper, it's my ghost writer working on my autobiography
guess who got the bluey light projector pillow pet
May 5, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Shipped my plants at the all of garden.

Relax, it's called GARDENINg humor
May 3, 2025 at 6:36 PM
When the tariffs hit your autistic special interest 🫠
May 1, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Yo mama so early, the WORM got HER. I'm so sorry, there was nothing we could do to stop it.
May 1, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Rumors of my death are exaggerated. I simply went on a Nubbys Number Factory binge these past few weeks.
April 21, 2025 at 12:18 AM
guys the frogs in the cute little glass boxes at the zoo are NOT free to take apperently now I need 30k in bail
March 31, 2025 at 10:00 PM
My stupid dumb ugly mom keeps grounding me but she doesn't know i always got bed cheese 😏
March 21, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Me: I wish there was someplace I could smoke weed and eat my mcnuggies without my mom yelling at me to get a job

fishing aisle at local big box retailer that used to be a Sears: hey
March 19, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Not enough imodium on earth to help me deal with ur shit
March 18, 2025 at 11:23 PM
a guy in a mario costume in Times Square told me u can smoke nicotine with ZERO health issues if u pinch ur nose when u take a drag
March 18, 2025 at 11:22 PM
What do you mean the femboy impregnator didn't work? Keep trying until it gives results !
March 18, 2025 at 11:11 AM
the joker but all he does is sneak into the batcave and shakes all of Bruce's soda cans and no matter what convoluted trap Bruce sets, joker always looneytoons his way around it
March 13, 2025 at 1:03 AM
making multiple accounts on various sites to hijack different content algorithm groups
March 5, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Fortnite Foreclosure
March 1, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Fortnite Fenderbender ugh....
March 1, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Why do they make batteries look so chewable
February 22, 2025 at 5:36 PM
The ghost that haunts my house keeps throwing my toothbrush into the toilet when I sleep
February 21, 2025 at 10:15 AM
How was i supposed to know wearing a coffee filter as a hat is punishable by 7 days in jail
February 19, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Society really messed up when we decided oversized gangster SpongeBob tshirts weren't cool
February 12, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Feel like as a society we should appreciate USB more
February 11, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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@intelgaming.bsky.social I messaged Librarian yesterday and he confirmed that he did have a Bluesky, and also posted this: x.com/NorthernIion... . Since your squatting account @northerniionlp.bsky.social has more followers at this point maybe you could advertise it from there?
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February 6, 2025 at 5:23 AM
look at this #bug what do i name him
February 5, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I don't need to drink water i need to eat drywall
February 5, 2025 at 2:59 AM
No no, it's true. Angry Birds really was a psyop
February 5, 2025 at 2:57 AM
As a kid I was sent home from a classmates birthday party because I refused to drink anything unless it was in a bowl placed on the floor and all the other kids ignored the birthday girl to play kitty cat with me.
January 31, 2025 at 4:51 AM