EscapeGoat
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Now that "Alligator Alcatraz" is being funded by FEMA we REALLY have FEMA camps. It's no longer just a stupid conspiracy theory - it's real.
July 5, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Now that "Alligator Alcatraz" is being funded by FEMA we REALLY have FEMA camps. It's no longer just a stupid conspiracy theory - it's real.
Trump only comprehends short term benefits with zero delayed gratification.
It isn't a coincidence that his brain comes up with "two weeks" as often as it does. When he says a plan will be ready in two weeks, in his brain it means the same as years.
For Trump, two weeks is long-term planning.
It isn't a coincidence that his brain comes up with "two weeks" as often as it does. When he says a plan will be ready in two weeks, in his brain it means the same as years.
For Trump, two weeks is long-term planning.
June 22, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Trump only comprehends short term benefits with zero delayed gratification.
It isn't a coincidence that his brain comes up with "two weeks" as often as it does. When he says a plan will be ready in two weeks, in his brain it means the same as years.
For Trump, two weeks is long-term planning.
It isn't a coincidence that his brain comes up with "two weeks" as often as it does. When he says a plan will be ready in two weeks, in his brain it means the same as years.
For Trump, two weeks is long-term planning.
Remember what Mastodons sounded like? Me neither, but I remember what cigarette machines sounded like.
June 20, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Remember what Mastodons sounded like? Me neither, but I remember what cigarette machines sounded like.
ICE agent holding children saying they are easiest to catch.
May 30, 2025 at 9:25 PM
ICE agent holding children saying they are easiest to catch.
I have a trade deficit with my grocer. Is that a bad thing? No, I get food for that money. A simple concept, but beyond Dear Leader's mental ability.
May 30, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I have a trade deficit with my grocer. Is that a bad thing? No, I get food for that money. A simple concept, but beyond Dear Leader's mental ability.
Is this the White House or a Whore House? Does the man have to humiliate me every single day?
May 6, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Is this the White House or a Whore House? Does the man have to humiliate me every single day?
Now it's re-opening Alcatraz prison. It's becoming difficult to predict the next hairbrained idea Trump will come up with.
Every morning is now an Adventure in Psychiatry.
Every morning is now an Adventure in Psychiatry.
May 5, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Now it's re-opening Alcatraz prison. It's becoming difficult to predict the next hairbrained idea Trump will come up with.
Every morning is now an Adventure in Psychiatry.
Every morning is now an Adventure in Psychiatry.
People should consider that we all run a trade deficit with our local supermarkets. Is that a bad thing? No - we can eat because of it.
April 10, 2025 at 2:09 PM
People should consider that we all run a trade deficit with our local supermarkets. Is that a bad thing? No - we can eat because of it.
Dear Elon,
My accomplishments over the past week:
1. built a bridge over the Mississippi River
2. Cleaned up the nuclear waste at Hanford
3. Launched a new Mars mission
4. Cleaned up the plastic in the Pacific
5. Built a sea wall around NYC
I would have done more but it was a short week.
My accomplishments over the past week:
1. built a bridge over the Mississippi River
2. Cleaned up the nuclear waste at Hanford
3. Launched a new Mars mission
4. Cleaned up the plastic in the Pacific
5. Built a sea wall around NYC
I would have done more but it was a short week.
February 24, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Dear Elon,
My accomplishments over the past week:
1. built a bridge over the Mississippi River
2. Cleaned up the nuclear waste at Hanford
3. Launched a new Mars mission
4. Cleaned up the plastic in the Pacific
5. Built a sea wall around NYC
I would have done more but it was a short week.
My accomplishments over the past week:
1. built a bridge over the Mississippi River
2. Cleaned up the nuclear waste at Hanford
3. Launched a new Mars mission
4. Cleaned up the plastic in the Pacific
5. Built a sea wall around NYC
I would have done more but it was a short week.
I wonder how many Gestapo were arrested for beating people up. NONE !!
January 21, 2025 at 1:01 PM
I wonder how many Gestapo were arrested for beating people up. NONE !!
We need to change the Constitution so the President only gets 10 pardons, not 1,600. More than 10 should require Congress.
January 21, 2025 at 1:00 PM
We need to change the Constitution so the President only gets 10 pardons, not 1,600. More than 10 should require Congress.
A thought just occurred to me. Trump may be holding the inauguration indoors because he is afraid of being assassinated if held on the Capitol steps.
January 20, 2025 at 1:29 PM
A thought just occurred to me. Trump may be holding the inauguration indoors because he is afraid of being assassinated if held on the Capitol steps.
Bytedance shuts down tiktok on Jan 19. But we will be able to access it by using a VPN and pretending we are in Canada. The Chinese have had to do this for decades to access forbidden foreign web sites. Thank you Congress, for protecting us from CHINA!
Now who will protect us from you?
Now who will protect us from you?
January 16, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Bytedance shuts down tiktok on Jan 19. But we will be able to access it by using a VPN and pretending we are in Canada. The Chinese have had to do this for decades to access forbidden foreign web sites. Thank you Congress, for protecting us from CHINA!
Now who will protect us from you?
Now who will protect us from you?
Pearl the Cat getting measured for new shoes
November 26, 2024 at 5:32 AM
Pearl the Cat getting measured for new shoes
Trump's cabinet is really a disaster plan. Not a plan to avoid disaster - but a plan to create one
November 15, 2024 at 12:51 AM
Trump's cabinet is really a disaster plan. Not a plan to avoid disaster - but a plan to create one