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Instant Gratification… But Later!
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🌈🔝(mostly) 🐻 in western PA

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I don’t care how much you scared pieces of shit try to make your profile look real. One swipe to the media tab on your page shows nothing and that means you get blocked. It’s 2025, show your face, dick, and/or ass like the rest of us or get the fuck off my follower list.
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That was a grind.
November 24, 2025 at 8:21 PM
The bestest boy
November 9, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Need more quarters.
November 4, 2025 at 1:29 PM
It’s so nice when I’m able to get him to nap with me. But now the gremlin awakens.
October 28, 2025 at 8:00 PM
He doesn’t like the weeklong visitor taking up all my cuddle time.
October 27, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Daddy’s boy.
October 12, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Eepy baby
October 10, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Dirty boy
September 27, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Third time dog sitting this good boy this month.
September 23, 2025 at 7:29 PM
September 10, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I coulda lost an ear
August 14, 2025 at 12:38 AM
It’s hard to ever be mad at this little gremlin.
August 11, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I spent 6.5 hours playing Pokemon Go today in sunny, 84° weather. Can someone tell my dogs to STFU for me? Dad’s tired.
August 10, 2025 at 11:02 PM
“Father, I require attention yet you continue watching YouTube.”
August 10, 2025 at 1:39 PM
He is addicted to Pokemon Go.
August 10, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Sorted a bunch of legos for upcoming school kids. (Sets have sensors for pressure/surroundings)
August 10, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I think he likes me.
July 31, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Bruce has fun at the park. Hank likes to stop said fun.
July 24, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Comfort?
July 21, 2025 at 2:49 PM
He fell off the couch and stayed asleep. He’s a noodle-dog.
July 19, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Sunday is a day of rest. (For a split second)
July 13, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I’ve had this stinker for 2.5 months and WTF has he grown. 10” and 11 lbs to 19” and 39 lbs.
July 12, 2025 at 2:14 AM
“That’s good soup Father”
July 3, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Why y’all asking for feet pics? In this economy? Anyways, guess the size, win a prize.
June 28, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Bought a new couch and taking a break putting the legs on. He’s helping with quality control.
June 27, 2025 at 8:59 PM