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supping from the font of all knowledge, i eventually had to throw up
it's 2025 already??
November 2, 2024 at 4:13 PM
it's 2025 already??
barney ronay's amorim fantasy is quite something
November 1, 2024 at 11:06 PM
barney ronay's amorim fantasy is quite something
i've cycled past enough farms to know that farmers are not in any kind of financial difficulty
October 30, 2024 at 6:27 AM
i've cycled past enough farms to know that farmers are not in any kind of financial difficulty
"but"? as in "despite that"?
October 26, 2024 at 11:54 AM
"but"? as in "despite that"?
in other news: tommy cooper fans sure he would've loved pokemon go
October 26, 2024 at 9:51 AM
in other news: tommy cooper fans sure he would've loved pokemon go
got into a pickle following the rebound
October 25, 2024 at 3:01 PM
got into a pickle following the rebound
when ai was acceptable
October 25, 2024 at 6:18 AM
when ai was acceptable
so he owned one house? pretty low bar for an empire
October 20, 2024 at 6:22 AM
so he owned one house? pretty low bar for an empire
look, if klopp had become england manager you wouldn't be saying that. so piss all the way off.
October 20, 2024 at 6:08 AM
look, if klopp had become england manager you wouldn't be saying that. so piss all the way off.
unleashed? slashed more like.
October 20, 2024 at 6:04 AM
unleashed? slashed more like.
you haven't seen me play championship manager
October 18, 2024 at 8:55 PM
you haven't seen me play championship manager
"YOU WON'T BE EARNING ENOUGH FOR THAT ANTI-5G AMULET MOWING LIKE THAT"
October 16, 2024 at 4:26 PM
"YOU WON'T BE EARNING ENOUGH FOR THAT ANTI-5G AMULET MOWING LIKE THAT"
$240 for an anti-5g amulet?? just head down to your local asda, i'm sure theirs will be a bargain
October 16, 2024 at 4:24 PM
$240 for an anti-5g amulet?? just head down to your local asda, i'm sure theirs will be a bargain
optimus subprime, amirite
October 15, 2024 at 8:51 PM
optimus subprime, amirite
i don't see any red tape here. if this is indeed the case then keir starmer's scissors will be of no help.
October 14, 2024 at 6:33 AM
i don't see any red tape here. if this is indeed the case then keir starmer's scissors will be of no help.
no, no, you misunderstand! the organisers are going to hang some red tape, and starmer is going to slash it literally with scissors! everybody wins!
October 14, 2024 at 6:28 AM
no, no, you misunderstand! the organisers are going to hang some red tape, and starmer is going to slash it literally with scissors! everybody wins!
so threads is like facebook ... INTERESTING.
October 10, 2024 at 6:30 AM
so threads is like facebook ... INTERESTING.
the answer is the same for "kim kardashian recommends drinking the piss of a womble, then taking a sauna in the reactor at sellafield. should i do that?"
October 9, 2024 at 8:35 PM
the answer is the same for "kim kardashian recommends drinking the piss of a womble, then taking a sauna in the reactor at sellafield. should i do that?"
so shame him by sharing this with readers of the guardian?
October 8, 2024 at 3:12 PM
so shame him by sharing this with readers of the guardian?
"why are fudge bars so expensive now?"
October 7, 2024 at 4:28 PM
"why are fudge bars so expensive now?"
i hope she said "go f*ck yourself"
October 7, 2024 at 4:24 PM
i hope she said "go f*ck yourself"
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2024/oct/05/manchester-united-stuttering-start-where-it-has-gone-wrong-goal-by-goal made me think immediately of
October 5, 2024 at 8:08 AM
"make sure to talk about brit pop, the newest music phenomenon. but don't say you like blur! no self respecting woman has time for that!"
October 2, 2024 at 5:45 PM
"make sure to talk about brit pop, the newest music phenomenon. but don't say you like blur! no self respecting woman has time for that!"
"i'm also hugely frustrated that my idea for an expanded lovejoy universe hasn't gained traction. given that ian mcshane is still alive it would be crazy not to do a lovejoy reboot now, so we can establish a new, younger lovejoy character."
October 2, 2024 at 8:52 AM
"i'm also hugely frustrated that my idea for an expanded lovejoy universe hasn't gained traction. given that ian mcshane is still alive it would be crazy not to do a lovejoy reboot now, so we can establish a new, younger lovejoy character."
i don't know, how much do they work out?
September 27, 2024 at 11:49 PM
i don't know, how much do they work out?