Samira Bridges, P.I. | Parody
@inspiredsleuth.bsky.social
Don’t let anyone fool you, being a Private Detective isn’t nearly as glamorous as you think. #DuoDetection RP/Parody 18+ only, not affiliated with anyone.
- what was going on.
*This time, I did glance up, brows raised as I sought your eyes with my own.*
Most people consider that a good personality trait in a partner. It can’t be helped that your wife turned out to be a shitty person, Tony.
*This time, I did glance up, brows raised as I sought your eyes with my own.*
Most people consider that a good personality trait in a partner. It can’t be helped that your wife turned out to be a shitty person, Tony.
August 2, 2025 at 3:13 AM
- what was going on.
*This time, I did glance up, brows raised as I sought your eyes with my own.*
Most people consider that a good personality trait in a partner. It can’t be helped that your wife turned out to be a shitty person, Tony.
*This time, I did glance up, brows raised as I sought your eyes with my own.*
Most people consider that a good personality trait in a partner. It can’t be helped that your wife turned out to be a shitty person, Tony.
- wasn’t tempted to stare straight at you.*
The fact she’s been doing this for several years might cut deeply but it also goes toward premeditation. Whatever she’s up to, she’s been planning for a long time. You’re too good-hearted and loving. You chose to see the best in the situation no matter -
The fact she’s been doing this for several years might cut deeply but it also goes toward premeditation. Whatever she’s up to, she’s been planning for a long time. You’re too good-hearted and loving. You chose to see the best in the situation no matter -
August 2, 2025 at 3:13 AM
- wasn’t tempted to stare straight at you.*
The fact she’s been doing this for several years might cut deeply but it also goes toward premeditation. Whatever she’s up to, she’s been planning for a long time. You’re too good-hearted and loving. You chose to see the best in the situation no matter -
The fact she’s been doing this for several years might cut deeply but it also goes toward premeditation. Whatever she’s up to, she’s been planning for a long time. You’re too good-hearted and loving. You chose to see the best in the situation no matter -
- don’t have any children to complicate this any further.
*The divorce or anything else, I silently added. I could only imagine how you’d react if there were a kid in this situation and Sara somehow turned it into a weapon against you.
I dropped my head slightly, looking down at the floor so I -
*The divorce or anything else, I silently added. I could only imagine how you’d react if there were a kid in this situation and Sara somehow turned it into a weapon against you.
I dropped my head slightly, looking down at the floor so I -
August 2, 2025 at 3:13 AM
- don’t have any children to complicate this any further.
*The divorce or anything else, I silently added. I could only imagine how you’d react if there were a kid in this situation and Sara somehow turned it into a weapon against you.
I dropped my head slightly, looking down at the floor so I -
*The divorce or anything else, I silently added. I could only imagine how you’d react if there were a kid in this situation and Sara somehow turned it into a weapon against you.
I dropped my head slightly, looking down at the floor so I -
- my head around the idea of how or why Sara could do something like this to you. Some people were just designed with flaws that eventually rose to the surface, I supposed.*
There’s a saving grace here, though. Something that may not seem like it right now but it is given the circumstances. You -
There’s a saving grace here, though. Something that may not seem like it right now but it is given the circumstances. You -
August 2, 2025 at 3:13 AM
- my head around the idea of how or why Sara could do something like this to you. Some people were just designed with flaws that eventually rose to the surface, I supposed.*
There’s a saving grace here, though. Something that may not seem like it right now but it is given the circumstances. You -
There’s a saving grace here, though. Something that may not seem like it right now but it is given the circumstances. You -
- might have taken advantage of you last night. I respect you, though. And if you say you regret our kiss… our many kisses, I’ll be insulted.
*I turned to glance over at the papers you’d set down, the highlighted lines jumping off the page. I knew you were a proud man and I couldn’t quite wrap -
*I turned to glance over at the papers you’d set down, the highlighted lines jumping off the page. I knew you were a proud man and I couldn’t quite wrap -
August 2, 2025 at 3:13 AM
- might have taken advantage of you last night. I respect you, though. And if you say you regret our kiss… our many kisses, I’ll be insulted.
*I turned to glance over at the papers you’d set down, the highlighted lines jumping off the page. I knew you were a proud man and I couldn’t quite wrap -
*I turned to glance over at the papers you’d set down, the highlighted lines jumping off the page. I knew you were a proud man and I couldn’t quite wrap -
*I rounded the desk, not entirely sure why other than it seemed to help to be on my feet and closer to you while I thought. I leaned back against the desk, though, just barely sitting on its edge with my hands perched on either side of me while I looked down at you.*
If I wasn’t a better woman, I -
If I wasn’t a better woman, I -
August 2, 2025 at 3:13 AM
*I rounded the desk, not entirely sure why other than it seemed to help to be on my feet and closer to you while I thought. I leaned back against the desk, though, just barely sitting on its edge with my hands perched on either side of me while I looked down at you.*
If I wasn’t a better woman, I -
If I wasn’t a better woman, I -
- stone on the path to getting her to sign the divorce papers without destroying the business you've built or leaving you near penniless and homeless. And, of course, it would be up to you if we take it to the authorities."
August 2, 2025 at 2:23 AM
- stone on the path to getting her to sign the divorce papers without destroying the business you've built or leaving you near penniless and homeless. And, of course, it would be up to you if we take it to the authorities."
- hand that I wanted to come around your desk to stand beside you.
"A second set of books would get her in trouble with the FCC, IRS, and a whole host of other people that would bring her down. I doubt you're the kind of man who would want to ruin her like that, though. But this is a stepping -
"A second set of books would get her in trouble with the FCC, IRS, and a whole host of other people that would bring her down. I doubt you're the kind of man who would want to ruin her like that, though. But this is a stepping -
August 2, 2025 at 2:23 AM
- hand that I wanted to come around your desk to stand beside you.
"A second set of books would get her in trouble with the FCC, IRS, and a whole host of other people that would bring her down. I doubt you're the kind of man who would want to ruin her like that, though. But this is a stepping -
"A second set of books would get her in trouble with the FCC, IRS, and a whole host of other people that would bring her down. I doubt you're the kind of man who would want to ruin her like that, though. But this is a stepping -
"Too much damage control will work against you. Besides, we don't want word of the divorce getting out. With your name and reputation, the rumors would get outside the walls quicker than a wildfire. But I'll have a word with the caterer at the root of it."
I stood up, gesturing with a sweep of my -
I stood up, gesturing with a sweep of my -
August 2, 2025 at 2:23 AM
"Too much damage control will work against you. Besides, we don't want word of the divorce getting out. With your name and reputation, the rumors would get outside the walls quicker than a wildfire. But I'll have a word with the caterer at the root of it."
I stood up, gesturing with a sweep of my -
I stood up, gesturing with a sweep of my -
- trace those back to the source and figure out where the money went, but I think it's a fantastic lead to see what she's up to.
August 2, 2025 at 1:42 AM
- trace those back to the source and figure out where the money went, but I think it's a fantastic lead to see what she's up to.
- Not sure how he did it, but he managed to get the files with Sara's undoctored financials. Not the copies available to the shareholders or the public. I've only gone through half a dozen pages - several hundred lines - and came across a handful of transactions that don't match. I'll need to -
August 2, 2025 at 1:42 AM
- Not sure how he did it, but he managed to get the files with Sara's undoctored financials. Not the copies available to the shareholders or the public. I've only gone through half a dozen pages - several hundred lines - and came across a handful of transactions that don't match. I'll need to -
- They're all impressed, if not a bit jealous of the girlfriend. Could only imagine what they'd say if they knew where you really were. They'd probably tar and feather me."
I gave a soft laugh, a single brow arching up with it.
"When I got here this morning, Roger had some files waiting for me. -
I gave a soft laugh, a single brow arching up with it.
"When I got here this morning, Roger had some files waiting for me. -
August 2, 2025 at 1:42 AM
- They're all impressed, if not a bit jealous of the girlfriend. Could only imagine what they'd say if they knew where you really were. They'd probably tar and feather me."
I gave a soft laugh, a single brow arching up with it.
"When I got here this morning, Roger had some files waiting for me. -
I gave a soft laugh, a single brow arching up with it.
"When I got here this morning, Roger had some files waiting for me. -
- an impending divorce, though. I would've thought that would've been front-page news for office gossip. All the single women lining up at your door and all."
Leaning forward, I set the paperwork I'd been carrying down on the edge of the desk to slide towards you before continuing.
"Bright side? -
Leaning forward, I set the paperwork I'd been carrying down on the edge of the desk to slide towards you before continuing.
"Bright side? -
August 2, 2025 at 1:42 AM
- an impending divorce, though. I would've thought that would've been front-page news for office gossip. All the single women lining up at your door and all."
Leaning forward, I set the paperwork I'd been carrying down on the edge of the desk to slide towards you before continuing.
"Bright side? -
Leaning forward, I set the paperwork I'd been carrying down on the edge of the desk to slide towards you before continuing.
"Bright side? -
"Seems one of the caterers is dating one of the assistants, not sure which department, though. Unfortunately, I couldn't exactly put a stop to the whole thing since I was undercover at the dinner. I did do a lot of eye-rolling and let them know it was absurd. None of them seem to be aware of -
August 2, 2025 at 1:42 AM
"Seems one of the caterers is dating one of the assistants, not sure which department, though. Unfortunately, I couldn't exactly put a stop to the whole thing since I was undercover at the dinner. I did do a lot of eye-rolling and let them know it was absurd. None of them seem to be aware of -
- laugh.
I sat down in the chair in front of your desk, "There's a rumor going around that you had a threesome last night. Some pretty wild details for such an intimate event, granted, but I didn't peg you for the type. Since I wasn't at the dinner party, I have to ask, is it true?" I winked.
I sat down in the chair in front of your desk, "There's a rumor going around that you had a threesome last night. Some pretty wild details for such an intimate event, granted, but I didn't peg you for the type. Since I wasn't at the dinner party, I have to ask, is it true?" I winked.
August 2, 2025 at 1:05 AM
- laugh.
I sat down in the chair in front of your desk, "There's a rumor going around that you had a threesome last night. Some pretty wild details for such an intimate event, granted, but I didn't peg you for the type. Since I wasn't at the dinner party, I have to ask, is it true?" I winked.
I sat down in the chair in front of your desk, "There's a rumor going around that you had a threesome last night. Some pretty wild details for such an intimate event, granted, but I didn't peg you for the type. Since I wasn't at the dinner party, I have to ask, is it true?" I winked.
- I still paused to knock, waiting a moment to make sure I heard your voice on the other side of the door before I opened it and stepped inside.
As soon as I saw your face, though, I knew you'd been beating yourself up. So, I was going to try my best to cheer you up - see if I could make you -
As soon as I saw your face, though, I knew you'd been beating yourself up. So, I was going to try my best to cheer you up - see if I could make you -
August 2, 2025 at 1:05 AM
- I still paused to knock, waiting a moment to make sure I heard your voice on the other side of the door before I opened it and stepped inside.
As soon as I saw your face, though, I knew you'd been beating yourself up. So, I was going to try my best to cheer you up - see if I could make you -
As soon as I saw your face, though, I knew you'd been beating yourself up. So, I was going to try my best to cheer you up - see if I could make you -
- gone down that path, you'd fallen asleep on me.
I wasn't quite sure I could admit that out loud to anyone, though. Drunk or not, I always figured I was tempting enough to keep someone aroused enough to stay awake.
I nodded to your assistant and she gestured for me to head into your office. -
I wasn't quite sure I could admit that out loud to anyone, though. Drunk or not, I always figured I was tempting enough to keep someone aroused enough to stay awake.
I nodded to your assistant and she gestured for me to head into your office. -
August 2, 2025 at 1:05 AM
- gone down that path, you'd fallen asleep on me.
I wasn't quite sure I could admit that out loud to anyone, though. Drunk or not, I always figured I was tempting enough to keep someone aroused enough to stay awake.
I nodded to your assistant and she gestured for me to head into your office. -
I wasn't quite sure I could admit that out loud to anyone, though. Drunk or not, I always figured I was tempting enough to keep someone aroused enough to stay awake.
I nodded to your assistant and she gestured for me to head into your office. -
- gave me time to mentally prepare for this visit. After the way you left my apartment this morning, I was hoping that you were in a better headspace, but also dreading that you'd backtracked into a worse state. I knew you were convinced that something sordid had happened, and while we had almost -
August 2, 2025 at 1:05 AM
- gave me time to mentally prepare for this visit. After the way you left my apartment this morning, I was hoping that you were in a better headspace, but also dreading that you'd backtracked into a worse state. I knew you were convinced that something sordid had happened, and while we had almost -
- highlighting what I saw. I'd need more time to go through the rest, obviously, but this was tangible evidence of whatever Sara was up to.
All the paperwork in hand, I left the office, locking up behind me, and made my way up to your office. The elevator was blissfully empty save for me, which -
All the paperwork in hand, I left the office, locking up behind me, and made my way up to your office. The elevator was blissfully empty save for me, which -
August 2, 2025 at 1:05 AM
- highlighting what I saw. I'd need more time to go through the rest, obviously, but this was tangible evidence of whatever Sara was up to.
All the paperwork in hand, I left the office, locking up behind me, and made my way up to your office. The elevator was blissfully empty save for me, which -
All the paperwork in hand, I left the office, locking up behind me, and made my way up to your office. The elevator was blissfully empty save for me, which -
- company. Finally! And these weren't the doctored financials that were readily available to the public. While I scrolled through several pages, comparing them to the hard copies of the publicly available records, I began to see a few discrepancies. I printed off the pages I'd gone through, -
August 2, 2025 at 1:05 AM
- company. Finally! And these weren't the doctored financials that were readily available to the public. While I scrolled through several pages, comparing them to the hard copies of the publicly available records, I began to see a few discrepancies. I printed off the pages I'd gone through, -
- untruths with facts. The wildest rumor had me almost choking, though. A threesome with you, your wife, and her girlfriend? If it were that easy, I wouldn't be here!
I ran her off, motioning to my computer screen. Roger's files included a flash drive with encrypted files that belonged to Sara's -
I ran her off, motioning to my computer screen. Roger's files included a flash drive with encrypted files that belonged to Sara's -
August 2, 2025 at 1:05 AM
- untruths with facts. The wildest rumor had me almost choking, though. A threesome with you, your wife, and her girlfriend? If it were that easy, I wouldn't be here!
I ran her off, motioning to my computer screen. Roger's files included a flash drive with encrypted files that belonged to Sara's -
I ran her off, motioning to my computer screen. Roger's files included a flash drive with encrypted files that belonged to Sara's -
- not, so I couldn't be too surprised about how quickly the story of the dinner had spread. Even for New York, it was surprising how small the city could feel when the network of people was traced back to its source. And since it wasn't known that I was there, I couldn't exactly dispel any of -
August 2, 2025 at 1:05 AM
- not, so I couldn't be too surprised about how quickly the story of the dinner had spread. Even for New York, it was surprising how small the city could feel when the network of people was traced back to its source. And since it wasn't known that I was there, I couldn't exactly dispel any of -
*The door to my office opened and it was my assistant with a mug of coffee for me. And a slew of questions that the others had put her up to. I hated gossip.
Despised it. Loathed it, even. But it was also the bread and butter of my P.I. work. Where there was smoke, there was fire more often than -
Despised it. Loathed it, even. But it was also the bread and butter of my P.I. work. Where there was smoke, there was fire more often than -
August 2, 2025 at 1:05 AM
*The door to my office opened and it was my assistant with a mug of coffee for me. And a slew of questions that the others had put her up to. I hated gossip.
Despised it. Loathed it, even. But it was also the bread and butter of my P.I. work. Where there was smoke, there was fire more often than -
Despised it. Loathed it, even. But it was also the bread and butter of my P.I. work. Where there was smoke, there was fire more often than -
- I hoped it would be enough to explain why I didn't immediately come up to your office for our morning briefing that had become a routine of sorts.*
August 2, 2025 at 12:14 AM
- I hoped it would be enough to explain why I didn't immediately come up to your office for our morning briefing that had become a routine of sorts.*