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@rantyhighwayman.bsky.social Chairman of the Central Executive Committee of the Russian Soviet Federative Socialist Republic, known as, hum, Robert River-Lover... in English at least (which he spoke with an Irish accent because of who he learned it from).
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January 16, 2026 at 8:01 AM
January 9, 2026 at 8:38 AM
@rantyhighwayman.bsky.social Funnily enough, despite the way the idea of anglo saxons are talked about so much in discourse, often right wing (or talking about right wing), hardly anyone bothers to think about the Saxons. This despite Alfred the Great being one.
January 7, 2026 at 8:01 AM
@rantyhighwayman.bsky.social Oh? Ya can't pay for more hydrogen in yo core? Relax, I'm just pulling your leg, I'm gonna make you an offer you can't re-fuse.

(Whack em when they aren't looking!)
January 6, 2026 at 11:47 PM
@rantyhighwayman.bsky.social Oh, I can also now confirm that the American military was able to successfully bypass Venezuelan air defenses by entering in the shutdown code of 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, and fired jars of jam at their radars.
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January 5, 2026 at 7:07 AM
@rantyhighwayman.bsky.social Oh, so that's where Princess Leia's hair comes from. A Hopi nation a few hundred km NE of Phoenix Arizona.
January 5, 2026 at 5:51 AM
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I guess being rather introverted, I have a hard time internalizing the feeling that some have where they think that they should or could catcall women or girls. I wonder what responses are best for it to make it safer for them to use pub transport + walking + bikes.
January 3, 2026 at 8:44 AM
@rantyhighwayman.bsky.social Get yourself 2 coins of the same size from your wallet. Doesn't have to be anything specific, just that it might work better if they are circles and not the 11 gons I think the 2 pound is (or the triangles that the Cook Islands have).

Roll one coin around the edge of
January 2, 2026 at 4:25 AM
@rantyhighwayman.bsky.social Every time I see some brain-dead ultranationalist xenophobe complaining about Africa, I like to just go google streetviewing, seeing new places like in Nairobi, Rabat, and Dakar. Much more interesting than the farages of this planet make them out to be.
January 1, 2026 at 4:41 PM
@rantyhighwayman.bsky.social 1940: German chancellor announces plan to raid Britain. "We cannot live without blackboards. Seize the chalk cliffs of Dover!"
December 29, 2025 at 10:31 PM
@rantyhighwayman.bsky.social Something that might be somewhat unsettling. In your brain evidently, the receptors that take in things are oriented in a particular direction. Not all molecules can be mirrored and still work the same. In fact if you mirrored methamphetamine, it would be harmless to you
December 28, 2025 at 1:49 PM
@rantyhighwayman.bsky.social People are quite happy to eat lobsters. They'd in fact be ecstatic if someone paid for them to go to a dinner.

They rarely seem to be so interested in an all expenses paid meal featuring the same mass of beetles or dragonflies though, despite the same kind of body plan.
December 28, 2025 at 12:41 PM
@rantyhighwayman.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2qs... An example of why I get so irritated when People bring up pounds. They rarely remember pound-force or pound mass. Simpler with newtons and kilograms. Dynes are cursed though (1 pound-mass on Earth weighs as much as 440 thousand dynes)
How did the Lunar Roving Vehicle work? (NASA)
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December 26, 2025 at 3:36 PM
@rantyhighwayman.bsky.social If you roll two 6 sided standard dice, you get a distribution table for how likely any sum is. There is exactly one other arrangement where two 6 sided dice produce the same distribution using whole numbers >0. What does the second pair look like? Discovered 1978
December 26, 2025 at 12:19 PM
@rantyhighwayman.bsky.social Also, yesterday, my parents and siblings decreased the chocolate ration from 0 grammes per week to 500 grammes per week.
December 26, 2025 at 10:38 AM
@rantyhighwayman.bsky.social I know that it is often advised to cyclists to not go parallel or at a shallow angle to tram tracks. How dangerous is it actually the case to do so, like riding parallel to the tracks on this street? Ideally there would be a bike lane/cycle track, but that won't fit here
December 24, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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Fun fact: Canadian Supreme Court judges do Pro Bono work for the North Pole & Santas workshops, arbitrating strikes, deciding whether Santa's naughty list surveillance has proper warrants, rest for reindeer, & occupational health & safety rules for elves getting coal.
December 22, 2025 at 9:41 AM
@rantyhighwayman.bsky.social In France, children on the naught list of Santa are chastised by slapping them on the back with a baguette. It's a real pain in the arse. Ou pain de dos.
December 21, 2025 at 11:24 AM
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Time for a wholesome Christmas tradition of juvenile delinquency, credit card fraud, long distance phone calls to Paris France, ordering hotel employees to declare their love for me, asking Donald Trump where the elevator is, and firing a submachine gun at them
Bluesky
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December 20, 2025 at 6:28 PM
@rantyhighwayman.bsky.social Speaker: And here today, is a man who needs no introduction: The provost of Cambridge University.

Anyway, you will be able to find the banquet in hall 2-B where piano music will be playing until 19:20 today, followed by a calculus lecture at 20:10 and bio at 21:00.
December 18, 2025 at 12:19 AM
@rantyhighwayman.bsky.social This was a poorly chosen ad campaign. Think about how one sharpens pencils.
December 17, 2025 at 9:25 PM
@rantyhighwayman.bsky.social Don't forget about celebrating Christmas when you go to Bucharest next week. Or Timosaora
December 17, 2025 at 8:54 AM
@rantyhighwayman.bsky.social If Revenge of the Sith was set in London...
December 15, 2025 at 10:33 AM
@rantyhighwayman.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=vs3e...

Video about climate, short too. You might find it fun.
The Awesome Nullschool Wind Map
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December 13, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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Bizarrely, this is actually within about 13% of being the correct number and they have the same dimension as Pi does (dimensionless, IE all the units cancel).
December 13, 2025 at 11:10 AM