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Eating Chinese on the way to the game. My fortune cookie says…”as long as Trump doesn’t die, you aren’t the stupidest son of a bitch in the world”. Now I’m sad.
February 9, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Eating Chinese on the way to the game. My fortune cookie says…”as long as Trump doesn’t die, you aren’t the stupidest son of a bitch in the world”. Now I’m sad.
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The world in 2025.
Hundreds of thousands of Germans oppose neo-fascism.
The top aide to the president of the United States supports it.
apnews.com/article/germ...
Hundreds of thousands of Germans oppose neo-fascism.
The top aide to the president of the United States supports it.
apnews.com/article/germ...
At least 200,000 protesters rally in Munich against far-right AfD ahead of German election
More than 200,000 protesters have demonstrated in Munich against far-right extremism ahead of the German general election.
apnews.com
February 9, 2025 at 1:47 PM
The world in 2025.
Hundreds of thousands of Germans oppose neo-fascism.
The top aide to the president of the United States supports it.
apnews.com/article/germ...
Hundreds of thousands of Germans oppose neo-fascism.
The top aide to the president of the United States supports it.
apnews.com/article/germ...
Im picking the Jets to win the Super Bowl today because Aaron Rodgers and RFK Jr. are besties. Go Jets!
February 9, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Im picking the Jets to win the Super Bowl today because Aaron Rodgers and RFK Jr. are besties. Go Jets!
What exactly can I do that would make a Republican challenge me on anything?
February 9, 2025 at 12:36 PM
What exactly can I do that would make a Republican challenge me on anything?
Although I’m invading his privacy, the following is a list of all charitable contributions Elon has made since birth…………
February 8, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Although I’m invading his privacy, the following is a list of all charitable contributions Elon has made since birth…………
Headed to New Orleans for the Super Bowl. Anyone think a player might take a knee during the Trump Anthem?
February 8, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Headed to New Orleans for the Super Bowl. Anyone think a player might take a knee during the Trump Anthem?
Is it too dark to suggest Sirhan Sirhan was just one generation too early?
February 8, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Is it too dark to suggest Sirhan Sirhan was just one generation too early?
As the new Chairman of the Kennedy Center I will be renaming it the Hitler Center. This years’ award recipients will be Musk, Putin, Xi, and Kanye. Posthumously we will honor Hitler, Mussolini, and Hannibal Lecter. Time to start recognizing MY heroes.
February 8, 2025 at 8:37 AM
As the new Chairman of the Kennedy Center I will be renaming it the Hitler Center. This years’ award recipients will be Musk, Putin, Xi, and Kanye. Posthumously we will honor Hitler, Mussolini, and Hannibal Lecter. Time to start recognizing MY heroes.
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February 7, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Did you see I’m bringing back plastic straws? Here is the rest of my Executive Order “To Do List”:
1. Find Melania
2. Find Jared and Ivanka
3. Find Stormy
1. Find Melania
2. Find Jared and Ivanka
3. Find Stormy
February 7, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Did you see I’m bringing back plastic straws? Here is the rest of my Executive Order “To Do List”:
1. Find Melania
2. Find Jared and Ivanka
3. Find Stormy
1. Find Melania
2. Find Jared and Ivanka
3. Find Stormy
If you head over to X, you can see my man Kanye tweeting out the script Elon gave him. Seriously putting himself at risk for visiting my Gaza resort.
February 7, 2025 at 12:39 PM
If you head over to X, you can see my man Kanye tweeting out the script Elon gave him. Seriously putting himself at risk for visiting my Gaza resort.
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Just add “Fox News is my Bible” and the set is complete.
February 7, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Just add “Fox News is my Bible” and the set is complete.
Held my first cabinet meeting and kicked it off with a team building exercise of “Kill,Marry,Fu*k. On the first vote we reached unanimous consensus:
Kill=Democracy
Fu*k=America
Marry=Putin, if polygamist add Musk
Kill=Democracy
Fu*k=America
Marry=Putin, if polygamist add Musk
February 7, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Held my first cabinet meeting and kicked it off with a team building exercise of “Kill,Marry,Fu*k. On the first vote we reached unanimous consensus:
Kill=Democracy
Fu*k=America
Marry=Putin, if polygamist add Musk
Kill=Democracy
Fu*k=America
Marry=Putin, if polygamist add Musk
Even I can’t believe the shit we are getting away with right now!
a man with a mask on his face is looking at himself in a mirror and the words somebody stop me are below him
ALT: a man with a mask on his face is looking at himself in a mirror and the words somebody stop me are below him
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February 6, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Even I can’t believe the shit we are getting away with right now!
My boy Marco not going to G20 in part because of South African support of DEI and Climate Change. Just a reminder that not one single Democratic Senator opposed his nomination. The vote was 99-0 to make him Sec of State. Now tell me who is crazy!
February 6, 2025 at 4:21 PM
My boy Marco not going to G20 in part because of South African support of DEI and Climate Change. Just a reminder that not one single Democratic Senator opposed his nomination. The vote was 99-0 to make him Sec of State. Now tell me who is crazy!
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We have a small number of rogue tech billionaires aligned with the old line billionaires who underwrite the Heritage Foundation and they are seizing political control of America.
February 6, 2025 at 1:17 PM
We have a small number of rogue tech billionaires aligned with the old line billionaires who underwrite the Heritage Foundation and they are seizing political control of America.
Elon told me when he is done he wants to go to Argentina because that’s where all his mentors went after WWII.
February 6, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Elon told me when he is done he wants to go to Argentina because that’s where all his mentors went after WWII.
Elon!!!!!! This is on your Tesla website. I need answers!!!
February 5, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Elon!!!!!! This is on your Tesla website. I need answers!!!
So many people ask me how I’m able to accomplish more than any President ever? I call the TESLA customer support line and I would encourage you to do the same. Call them right now and ask them about my boy Elon. Just to make it easy: Customer Support team at (877) 798-3752.
Time for a nap!
Time for a nap!
February 5, 2025 at 9:19 PM
So many people ask me how I’m able to accomplish more than any President ever? I call the TESLA customer support line and I would encourage you to do the same. Call them right now and ask them about my boy Elon. Just to make it easy: Customer Support team at (877) 798-3752.
Time for a nap!
Time for a nap!
So you ask, what do I mean by “America First”? In no particular order…..
Take over Greenland
Take over Canada
Take over Panama Canal
Take over Gaza
See, it’s all about America!
Time for a nap!
Take over Greenland
Take over Canada
Take over Panama Canal
Take over Gaza
See, it’s all about America!
Time for a nap!
February 5, 2025 at 12:56 PM
So you ask, what do I mean by “America First”? In no particular order…..
Take over Greenland
Take over Canada
Take over Panama Canal
Take over Gaza
See, it’s all about America!
Time for a nap!
Take over Greenland
Take over Canada
Take over Panama Canal
Take over Gaza
See, it’s all about America!
Time for a nap!
Membership Applications now being accepted for the new Trump GAZA Golf and Country Club. We are the #1 rated golf course in Gaza!
February 5, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Membership Applications now being accepted for the new Trump GAZA Golf and Country Club. We are the #1 rated golf course in Gaza!
Just got word RFK,Jr. passed the committee vote and now is on to the full Senate. And you thought I couldn’t make things worse? Time for a nap!
February 4, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Just got word RFK,Jr. passed the committee vote and now is on to the full Senate. And you thought I couldn’t make things worse? Time for a nap!
I demanded 10,000 Mexican soldiers man the border. They said we already have 15,000 there. I said….10,000 and not one more. They agreed! The Art of the Deal! Time for a nap!
February 4, 2025 at 10:32 AM
I demanded 10,000 Mexican soldiers man the border. They said we already have 15,000 there. I said….10,000 and not one more. They agreed! The Art of the Deal! Time for a nap!