SmthnWitty
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🌱🏛, ☀️🍷and 🛁🦚 is my bread and butter. ⛓️🌧is the sprinkles on top. I will be posting mostly memes and text posts.
Only when I experience a thought tho, so don't hold your breath.
Only when I experience a thought tho, so don't hold your breath.
Yor finds out loid is Twilight and asks him what his real name is and He says he can't remember his real name anymore. #Twiyor angst hitting me right now.
November 15, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Yor finds out loid is Twilight and asks him what his real name is and He says he can't remember his real name anymore. #Twiyor angst hitting me right now.
'Having a puppy like bf is all fun and games until you want 5seconds to urself and can hear him whinning all the way in the bathroom.' - Mydei probs at some point.
#Phaidei
#Phaidei
November 15, 2025 at 1:32 PM
'Having a puppy like bf is all fun and games until you want 5seconds to urself and can hear him whinning all the way in the bathroom.' - Mydei probs at some point.
#Phaidei
#Phaidei
Phainon merges with Iron tomb to help them defeat it. Between the trail blazers and the Chrysos heirs they defeat him - Mydei deals the final blow and bcs of that he remembers Phainon from the last cycle he took part in and what he ment to him.
I hurt my own feelings. #Phaidei
I hurt my own feelings. #Phaidei
November 2, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Phainon merges with Iron tomb to help them defeat it. Between the trail blazers and the Chrysos heirs they defeat him - Mydei deals the final blow and bcs of that he remembers Phainon from the last cycle he took part in and what he ment to him.
I hurt my own feelings. #Phaidei
I hurt my own feelings. #Phaidei
Drunk Mydei getting jealous of Phainon talking to the people at their table, so he gets up, walks over and plops himself in Phainons lap like its his throne. Phainon blue screens and Mydei looks like the cat that got the cream. #Phaidei
October 30, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Drunk Mydei getting jealous of Phainon talking to the people at their table, so he gets up, walks over and plops himself in Phainons lap like its his throne. Phainon blue screens and Mydei looks like the cat that got the cream. #Phaidei
Just started a #Ratiorine fic and have fooled myself into believing that I'll remember to update it at lease once a week or two.
archiveofourown.org/works/73238421
archiveofourown.org/works/73238421
October 29, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Just started a #Ratiorine fic and have fooled myself into believing that I'll remember to update it at lease once a week or two.
archiveofourown.org/works/73238421
archiveofourown.org/works/73238421
There's just smthn about Dr. Ratio that whispers 'mid life crisis' - probs bcs he works with a little blond twink that pushes his buttons on the daily. #Ratiorine
October 21, 2025 at 10:42 PM
There's just smthn about Dr. Ratio that whispers 'mid life crisis' - probs bcs he works with a little blond twink that pushes his buttons on the daily. #Ratiorine
The only person that has issues with #Haikaveh is Kaveh. He can't believe that that cute junior that followed him around bcm this nerdy unit of a brick wall that vexes him on the daily and blows out his back every night.
October 17, 2025 at 6:16 PM
The only person that has issues with #Haikaveh is Kaveh. He can't believe that that cute junior that followed him around bcm this nerdy unit of a brick wall that vexes him on the daily and blows out his back every night.
My favourite Days are my paydays.
October 17, 2025 at 6:13 PM
My favourite Days are my paydays.
#Haikaveh angst. 🌱 will nvr move on from 🏛 - but 🏛 would try to move on w/ his life and meet some1. Cue a few yrs later where 🏛 returns to Sumeru as a (un)happily married man. Ooooh 🌱 would wilt i tell u.
October 14, 2025 at 11:53 PM
#Haikaveh angst. 🌱 will nvr move on from 🏛 - but 🏛 would try to move on w/ his life and meet some1. Cue a few yrs later where 🏛 returns to Sumeru as a (un)happily married man. Ooooh 🌱 would wilt i tell u.
☀️ tries to court Mydei the kremnoan way, but 🍷 just thinks its Phainon being Phainon and that it wouldn't be possible. Every1 sufferes watching these two clowns dance around each other. The ppl of kremnos think #Phaidei are already married and r taking bets on no. of children the two'll have.
October 4, 2025 at 11:44 AM
☀️ tries to court Mydei the kremnoan way, but 🍷 just thinks its Phainon being Phainon and that it wouldn't be possible. Every1 sufferes watching these two clowns dance around each other. The ppl of kremnos think #Phaidei are already married and r taking bets on no. of children the two'll have.
#phaidei where Mydei falls in love with a crumbling and broken statue of a man (☀️) but it makes him thinks its the type of art - only to realise through dreams that the statue was of someone he loved in a past life that is no longer here. 🍷 then somehow bcms able to see ☀️ as a spector or smthn angst
October 1, 2025 at 12:38 PM
#phaidei where Mydei falls in love with a crumbling and broken statue of a man (☀️) but it makes him thinks its the type of art - only to realise through dreams that the statue was of someone he loved in a past life that is no longer here. 🍷 then somehow bcms able to see ☀️ as a spector or smthn angst
The melusines love hugs- Neuvi gives great hugs but the melisines discovered that Wrio gives the best hugs ever. Sigewinne has the ultimate supply of premium hugs. They also use this chance to see who can put the most stickers on wrio. Neuvi has also joined in. #Wriolette
September 17, 2025 at 8:56 AM
The melusines love hugs- Neuvi gives great hugs but the melisines discovered that Wrio gives the best hugs ever. Sigewinne has the ultimate supply of premium hugs. They also use this chance to see who can put the most stickers on wrio. Neuvi has also joined in. #Wriolette
🍷 gets hit with a curse or trick that makes it so he can only call the person he loves endearing terms. He doesn't realise till he goes to call ☀️ by his actual name and comes out with 'Sweetheart' - he just about combusts when 'hubby' slips out at some point. ☀️ is living his best life. #Phaidei
September 14, 2025 at 7:26 PM
🍷 gets hit with a curse or trick that makes it so he can only call the person he loves endearing terms. He doesn't realise till he goes to call ☀️ by his actual name and comes out with 'Sweetheart' - he just about combusts when 'hubby' slips out at some point. ☀️ is living his best life. #Phaidei
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August 30, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Hugo is an honest drunk. After they start patching things up Lycon wakes 1 night to Hugo sitting by his bedside - absolutely shit faced with the most heart breaking and tender look on his face. Hugo then info dumps on lycon and passes out cuddled nxt 2 him. #Crownwolf #Lycago
September 11, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Hugo is an honest drunk. After they start patching things up Lycon wakes 1 night to Hugo sitting by his bedside - absolutely shit faced with the most heart breaking and tender look on his face. Hugo then info dumps on lycon and passes out cuddled nxt 2 him. #Crownwolf #Lycago
Jeans face when she realises that the raeson Varka took so long on his expedition was bcs of a hot goth lighthouse keeper.
#Varflins
#Varflins
a close up of a anime girl 's face with a smile on it .
ALT: a close up of a anime girl 's face with a smile on it .
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September 11, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Jeans face when she realises that the raeson Varka took so long on his expedition was bcs of a hot goth lighthouse keeper.
#Varflins
#Varflins
The only thing Mydei's ever concerned about between his legs is Phainon-
NPC: we need to fill a form for you, name- and what gender are u?
🦁: Gender?
NPC: What's between ur legs-
🦁: The Deliverer on a good day.
#Phaidei
NPC: we need to fill a form for you, name- and what gender are u?
🦁: Gender?
NPC: What's between ur legs-
🦁: The Deliverer on a good day.
#Phaidei
September 11, 2025 at 12:22 PM
The only thing Mydei's ever concerned about between his legs is Phainon-
NPC: we need to fill a form for you, name- and what gender are u?
🦁: Gender?
NPC: What's between ur legs-
🦁: The Deliverer on a good day.
#Phaidei
NPC: we need to fill a form for you, name- and what gender are u?
🦁: Gender?
NPC: What's between ur legs-
🦁: The Deliverer on a good day.
#Phaidei
Mydei has seen Phainons terrible fashion sense - it made him angry bcs he thought it was cute that this grown ass man was so bad at dressing himself - he burned all the yellow and purple clothes Phainon had bcs he could accept thinking it was cute. Aglaea thinks they have issues. #Phaidei
September 7, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Mydei has seen Phainons terrible fashion sense - it made him angry bcs he thought it was cute that this grown ass man was so bad at dressing himself - he burned all the yellow and purple clothes Phainon had bcs he could accept thinking it was cute. Aglaea thinks they have issues. #Phaidei
Reposted by SmthnWitty
“Bro… where is your top from?”
It’s them 😭 why did I spend so long on this
TT screenshot below for ref
#phaidei #Mydei #Phainon #HSRFanart
It’s them 😭 why did I spend so long on this
TT screenshot below for ref
#phaidei #Mydei #Phainon #HSRFanart
August 23, 2025 at 11:40 PM
“Bro… where is your top from?”
It’s them 😭 why did I spend so long on this
TT screenshot below for ref
#phaidei #Mydei #Phainon #HSRFanart
It’s them 😭 why did I spend so long on this
TT screenshot below for ref
#phaidei #Mydei #Phainon #HSRFanart
#Phaidei - every1 thinks Phainon is the clingy one, but actually its Mydei. He'll move from room to room with Phainon so smoothly no 1 realises and always sits near enough to touch Phainon. Phainon notices and now pulls Mudei w/ him from place to place or pulls him into his lap for cuddles.
September 7, 2025 at 9:04 AM
#Phaidei - every1 thinks Phainon is the clingy one, but actually its Mydei. He'll move from room to room with Phainon so smoothly no 1 realises and always sits near enough to touch Phainon. Phainon notices and now pulls Mudei w/ him from place to place or pulls him into his lap for cuddles.