Gives you more time to put your trousers on, have a cup of tea and think about leaving the house… 👀

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Neither of those places appeal to me. They are firmly on the “only go if the kids move there” list.

My partners sister and family live near Melbourne and that’s not even appealing.

I’d love to do the bridge to Malmo. Closed I’ve gotten was changing planes in Copenhagen when flying to Tallinn.

Oh, always fancied it. How long you there for?

Ta!

Older, dude. Older.

Woulda thought your midlife crisis years were well behind you 👀

Great band to see live!

If you are able to find it on anywhere it’s worth checking a show called Benidorm. It’s a notorious Spanish resort that’s pretty much a Brit hell hole.

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Sadly it’s serious. When you go to some Spanish resorts it’s like a mini-England with ‘British’ food in bars that are run by British immigrants. They expect everywhere else to be the same on the rare occasion they go elsewhere.

Happy birthday 👍

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