Tiny Dusty Flying Kitties (TMNT)

Imagine being licked by Many Moths. I bet that would feel great.

Oh I see how it is, @brainmage.bsky.social likes THAT reply, but not me wanting to lick a moth. I guess it’s fine to want to strangle a majestic horse who has done nothing but Look Cool and Help Humans, but god forbid a woman wants to gently tickle a moth with her tongue in a lustful frenzy 🙄

What if I want to lick a moth? What then, huh? Are you gonna judge me? For wanting the sweet taste of moth juice on my moist tongue?

WANT.

Guy can back off. This baby is MINE.

(it is now I remember that this is a public platform. oh well.)

shove me into [insert orifice]

I am residing WITHIN the egg. Please knock politely and say hello at your earliest convenience.

I hope so too! Definitely cannot afford a new laptop 💀

…what’s it called? 👀

It keeps noping out of being On, every minute…ish. Fully charged and plugged in, fan set to Performance, not overheating, display settings are the same as usual. Am stumped but my dad is gonna take it to the techies at work tomorrow, so that’s something!!

Ahahaha I stared at this for longer than was necessary and then genuinely laughed out loud 😂

CLEARLY!

We should start a soup-based cafe!