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Ruth | Temporal_discounting
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Ruth | she/her | just here for OFMD | temporal-discounting on tumblr | Temporal_discounting on AO3

Banner by @scribophile.bsky.social incl. Photos by @sherlockig (tumblr)
For #wipwednesday here's a snippet from my upcoming #FallFrontFriday festival fic.

We're taking a tour of season 1 via the medium of wanks. This is from chapter 1, set post ep2. Stede is enjoying some alone time with a bodice ripper...
November 19, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Ooh, I have a cheeky 'spend'. This is shortly after Ed learns that The Gentleman Pirate told him he could suck eggs in hell btw...

#WIPSnips
November 17, 2025 at 1:32 PM
They did 😭😭😭

I may also have been having Thoughts about this lately
November 14, 2025 at 10:18 PM
The scream I scrumpt! (I think I scared the postman...)

They are so, so beautiful. Thank you to the #ywmlp team and all of the artists. We are so lucky to have you 💖💖💖
November 14, 2025 at 12:52 PM
She was an icon in the 90s and she is an icon now. I mean, look at these lyrics - legendary behaviour!
November 12, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Cracking out the first DVD I ever bought to watch with the eldest kiddo tonight

(And yes, the snubbing of Alex Winter on this cover is criminal)
November 8, 2025 at 6:14 PM
How does one cope with the post #theweecon blues? Like this
November 5, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I have a few of these in my current wip.

In this scene, set after 1x04, Ed is remembering (and maybe embellishing upon) the clothes swap while he enjoys a bit of alone time

#wipwednesday #ofmdfic #ofmdnsfw
November 5, 2025 at 5:29 PM
And they lie around posing like pinup models. Like, are these guys for real?
November 3, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I know for sure there's some of you #theweecon folks I haven't met yet, so here is today's fit. If you see me, please come say hi 💖
November 2, 2025 at 9:06 AM
@petrichorca.bsky.social check out this questionable bathroom choice in my hotel...
October 31, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Oh, I can play this week! And to celebrate, here's a whole paragraph

#ficwip #nsfw
October 29, 2025 at 6:20 PM
A snip from a new thing I've started noodling on, which is kind of a 'season 1, but retold from via the medium of a series of wanks'

This moment takes place around s1e2. Stede is enjoying a smutty novel and a bit of alone time...

#ofmdnsfw #wipwednesday
October 29, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I'll take any chance to show off my bird robe ink
October 27, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Breaking the seal

Ed and Stede try something new. There's just one problem. Ed can't seem to keep it together...

Explicit | innkeepers era | Ed/Stede | 8k

archiveofourown.org/works/72682556
October 25, 2025 at 5:12 PM
She's here! The premature ejaculation fic you didn't know you needed in your life.

Innkeepers era | Ed/Stede | Explicit | 8.5k words.

Written for the "accidental bodily function" prompt.

archiveofourown.org/works/72682556

#OFMDWhoopsWeekend #OFMDFic #OFMDnsfw
October 18, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Whenever I feel myself slipping into despair about the state of the world, I remember that there are people out there spreading joy by crocheting hats for post boxes. And then things don't seem quite so bad.
October 15, 2025 at 8:30 PM
One last #wipwednesday snip before I let this loose for #ofmdwhoopsweekend

Cw: premature ejaculation
October 15, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Lobbing a bottle of farts into the sea, hoping they find their way to you in time...
October 9, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Meetcute. Ed and Stede are both visiting the aquarium and fall head over heels for each other while giggling like schoolboys at Richard the granulated starfish
October 7, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Ok so I found a screenshot that I took on 31st July (pic on left). Took a new screenshot of the same passage (right.) there's a whole extra paragraph in there. So definitely smaller
October 7, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I've shared an earlier draft of this before, but oh well.

Her, enjoy some premature ejaculation, if that's your thing...
October 3, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Let the world around us just fall apart

Ed and Stede work together to repair the teeny tiny Revenge.

Teen | 2.8k words | Ed/Stede | Season 2 canon compliant

#OFMDFic

archiveofourown.org/works/71253786
October 1, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Post you from a different era.

Where did this kid go?
September 29, 2025 at 9:43 PM
What's your sign?
September 28, 2025 at 2:25 PM