Just yawned and made a noise like I was connecting to the Internet in the 90s 👀
November 30, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Just yawned and made a noise like I was connecting to the Internet in the 90s 👀
Every plant help page is just clickbaiting me...
"this could be due to it being too hot or too cold, too much watering or not enough watering, too much direct sunlight or not enough direct sunlight..."
No wonder I kill em.
"this could be due to it being too hot or too cold, too much watering or not enough watering, too much direct sunlight or not enough direct sunlight..."
No wonder I kill em.
November 25, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Every plant help page is just clickbaiting me...
"this could be due to it being too hot or too cold, too much watering or not enough watering, too much direct sunlight or not enough direct sunlight..."
No wonder I kill em.
"this could be due to it being too hot or too cold, too much watering or not enough watering, too much direct sunlight or not enough direct sunlight..."
No wonder I kill em.
How on earth in 2025 are faith schools still allowed? 🤯
November 17, 2025 at 6:40 PM
How on earth in 2025 are faith schools still allowed? 🤯
I'd love a job where my shits were extended
November 3, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I'd love a job where my shits were extended
Dream update:
Leaking captain picard's fake trade deal for China and convincing sky news it was real so they'd broadcast it 🤔
Leaking captain picard's fake trade deal for China and convincing sky news it was real so they'd broadcast it 🤔
November 2, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Dream update:
Leaking captain picard's fake trade deal for China and convincing sky news it was real so they'd broadcast it 🤔
Leaking captain picard's fake trade deal for China and convincing sky news it was real so they'd broadcast it 🤔
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One of those 'I started so I'm going to finish it' ones. Very happy with how it came out!
November 1, 2025 at 5:31 PM
One of those 'I started so I'm going to finish it' ones. Very happy with how it came out!
Dream update:
Drugs smuggling with Sarah Michelle gellar, with the cunning use of sewing pockets shut once they were full 👀
Drugs smuggling with Sarah Michelle gellar, with the cunning use of sewing pockets shut once they were full 👀
October 20, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Dream update:
Drugs smuggling with Sarah Michelle gellar, with the cunning use of sewing pockets shut once they were full 👀
Drugs smuggling with Sarah Michelle gellar, with the cunning use of sewing pockets shut once they were full 👀
First day in Peru and waking to bird song you've never heard before 🥰
September 29, 2025 at 12:32 PM
First day in Peru and waking to bird song you've never heard before 🥰
Saw someone smoking a cig in their car. With the windows up 🤢
September 16, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Saw someone smoking a cig in their car. With the windows up 🤢
Just dreamt I was being chased by Bill Murray and rebel Wilson on skateboards 👀
September 7, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Just dreamt I was being chased by Bill Murray and rebel Wilson on skateboards 👀
If you fold you pants and socks, we cannot be friends 👀
August 31, 2025 at 10:41 PM
If you fold you pants and socks, we cannot be friends 👀
Like jesus, I'm judging you
August 31, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Like jesus, I'm judging you
Alien the musical and aliens with the muppets. Someone make these happen.
August 18, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Alien the musical and aliens with the muppets. Someone make these happen.
Lovely meal out tonight. Cocktail was particularly good. Nothing from the menu - just given them 3 words and they'll make something unique to match.
Spiced rum and banana was delicious
Spiced rum and banana was delicious
August 15, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Lovely meal out tonight. Cocktail was particularly good. Nothing from the menu - just given them 3 words and they'll make something unique to match.
Spiced rum and banana was delicious
Spiced rum and banana was delicious
Bad knee, bad ankle, bad heels, constant aches and a broken bum....
Want to go skiing? Yeah sure! 🫢
Want to go skiing? Yeah sure! 🫢
July 28, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Bad knee, bad ankle, bad heels, constant aches and a broken bum....
Want to go skiing? Yeah sure! 🫢
Want to go skiing? Yeah sure! 🫢
The things I saw going on in the lord Roberts toilets this pride was an experience 👀🫣
July 28, 2025 at 10:36 PM
The things I saw going on in the lord Roberts toilets this pride was an experience 👀🫣
Why do people keep dogs in cages? Seems so cruel
July 21, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Why do people keep dogs in cages? Seems so cruel
Still the most beautiful animated movie every made
July 20, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Still the most beautiful animated movie every made
Been playing with my big boy toys again 😎
June 15, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Been playing with my big boy toys again 😎
Me waiting for Netflix to make something in which I care whether any of the characters live or die... 😑
a man is sitting on a couch with the words patiently wai behind him
ALT: a man is sitting on a couch with the words patiently wai behind him
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June 13, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Me waiting for Netflix to make something in which I care whether any of the characters live or die... 😑
On this week's episode of "what did I eat to cause that dream?! 👀"...
I was a set designer for a drag artist and I spent flipping ages lining the edges of her runway with oven chips two rows deep.
I was a set designer for a drag artist and I spent flipping ages lining the edges of her runway with oven chips two rows deep.
June 11, 2025 at 9:49 PM
On this week's episode of "what did I eat to cause that dream?! 👀"...
I was a set designer for a drag artist and I spent flipping ages lining the edges of her runway with oven chips two rows deep.
I was a set designer for a drag artist and I spent flipping ages lining the edges of her runway with oven chips two rows deep.
The roof light blind flying open at 3am like I was in the middle of a vampire film, was an experience 👀
May 19, 2025 at 12:55 PM
The roof light blind flying open at 3am like I was in the middle of a vampire film, was an experience 👀
Omg! Planet midnight! 👀😎
May 14, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Omg! Planet midnight! 👀😎