Techno man you’ve got to do the echo
Techno man you’ve got to do the beat

I dunno, I’m old enough to remember when Mitch McConnell’s hand looked dead and he’d just stare off into space for a while but somehow he’s still kickin’. Maybe we can get a twofer.

Computer says no.

This is the thing that is at the very top of my list of lessons I can’t believe humanity hasn’t learned yet. The only war on terror that can succeed is empathy.

Same. It’s my favorite when some wildly random mayorship halfway across the planet that I’ve held for like 12 years suddenly gets taken.

I took Zoloft for a bit a long time ago, but I remember it as a drug that made me feel anxious and hyper and spacey. I tried to adjust to it but couldn’t and ditched it within a few months. Only advice would be to try to adjust but don’t be afraid to ask for something different if it’s not working.

Hey hey nobody said anything about finely crafted artisan products. But if Walgreens repackages Head High and sells it cheaper I’m in!

If you ever see me buy a name brand product that is not cheaper than the generic next to it, take me to the nearest hospital for I am surely having a stroke.

I’m having a big head day! How’s your big head day, kids?

This is actually really normal here on Melmac. You’d know that if you ever left your planet.

You know that gold paint gonna flake off and give you cancer or some shit.