Kimchi & Collard Greens
@innersanctuum.bsky.social
Independent. Moderate. Really fucking annoyed.
Elmo’s out here catching strays
elmo from sesame street is dancing with a stick in his hand
ALT: elmo from sesame street is dancing with a stick in his hand
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December 11, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Elmo’s out here catching strays
This is making my eyes bleed.
August 8, 2025 at 12:55 AM
This is making my eyes bleed.
what the absolute fuck??
August 4, 2025 at 10:24 PM
what the absolute fuck??
This is my favorite America.
August 4, 2025 at 10:15 PM
This is my favorite America.
This is the correct answer.
July 4, 2025 at 7:07 PM
This is the correct answer.
How did we not talk about this moustache more??
July 4, 2025 at 7:06 PM
How did we not talk about this moustache more??
Isn’t it obvious by now? There is no school in the summer so that money could be used to pay for deportations. I wish I was being a sarcastic asshole right now.
July 2, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Isn’t it obvious by now? There is no school in the summer so that money could be used to pay for deportations. I wish I was being a sarcastic asshole right now.
Please. Just stick with satire.
June 23, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Please. Just stick with satire.
Did you bring enough for everybody?
June 2, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Did you bring enough for everybody?
Thank you for your service!
May 30, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Thank you for your service!
Sometimes negative messaging is not intentional but we have to be careful. Why is the black woman the only one getting her ass grabbed?
May 29, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Sometimes negative messaging is not intentional but we have to be careful. Why is the black woman the only one getting her ass grabbed?
He’s the people’s adorable little champ!
May 27, 2025 at 1:09 AM
He’s the people’s adorable little champ!
I didn't know how much I needed this today.
May 25, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I didn't know how much I needed this today.
False! Aretha was indeed a queen. But it’s illegal to call her Miss Franklin if you’re nasty.
May 21, 2025 at 12:55 AM
False! Aretha was indeed a queen. But it’s illegal to call her Miss Franklin if you’re nasty.
Long looks like he’s going to send Roscoe T. Coltrane after them Duke boys right after lunch.
May 21, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Long looks like he’s going to send Roscoe T. Coltrane after them Duke boys right after lunch.
Don’t forget the buns so that Costco doesn’t also become your Sunday Funday 😬
May 17, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Don’t forget the buns so that Costco doesn’t also become your Sunday Funday 😬
Omg, these poor kids! There should only be supervised visitation from here on out.
May 13, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Omg, these poor kids! There should only be supervised visitation from here on out.
Ad lib…”for a shoooooort period of tiiiiiime”
May 9, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Ad lib…”for a shoooooort period of tiiiiiime”
Well, I hoped he stocked up because the price is about to skyrocket.
May 7, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Well, I hoped he stocked up because the price is about to skyrocket.
The wig definitely gets an honorable mention because she fought through the storm the and stayed with her man thru it all.
May 7, 2025 at 4:09 PM
The wig definitely gets an honorable mention because she fought through the storm the and stayed with her man thru it all.
Omg…I love this face 😍 also, the sponge started it
May 2, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Omg…I love this face 😍 also, the sponge started it
Who put the crickets on there??? 😂😂😂😂
April 28, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Who put the crickets on there??? 😂😂😂😂
Wtf is a support yacht??
April 25, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Wtf is a support yacht??
Who did this???? 😂😂😂😂 i will definitely be watching.
April 23, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Who did this???? 😂😂😂😂 i will definitely be watching.
I read this as “tried to justify his incontinence…” takes Leaky Pete in a whole different direction.
April 23, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I read this as “tried to justify his incontinence…” takes Leaky Pete in a whole different direction.