MLB.tv with the first error of the season. All streams down on the app on #OpeningDay #MLB @mlb.com

Boys are getting PAID this off-season! These NFL Free Agency numbers are wild!

Man, being the second flying facial hair commercial of the Super Bowl must be so
embarrassing…

COOPER DEJEAN WITH THE SPY PICK SIX #SuperBowl

Refs payola call there. Same old phantom calls for the Chiefs. #SuperBowl

Hey look! A Cleveland Brown in the #SuperBowl

If Jalen Hurts throws it like this all game long, it’s going to be a LONG day for Chiefs.

People are turning on the Tush Push but I love it. Football played in it's purest form: rugby. #SuperBowl

America's reception to the Robbie Williams biopic #BetterMan is akin to England being an awkward, pimply teenage boy, nervously revealing to his crush his secret hobby. However, the result is said girl running out of the woods, screaming, because it turns out he dissects roadkill in a toolshed.

I'm here. Now lock the gates again.