There was a deal on Hello Kitty Island Adventure on Steam, so I bought it, and… I did not expect the game to kick off with a plane crash and Samuel L. Jackson reference 😂 #hellokitty

Sample lady at the grocery store asked me if I wanted to try the cheese she had. I panicked and told her I was lactose intolerant. I had ice cream, creamer, milk, and sour cream in my cart. I’m not lactose intolerant. 🙃

a mall without a fountain or some sort of water feature is criminal. where do i make wishes

me when I get yet another marketing email from a company I most definitely unsubscribed from #marketing #theoffice