At the very least, they'd probably manage things better than we are.

Came here to post this.

😂😂😂

Sisyphus Moving Co.

That's why it's okay to punch them.

Probably more like this:

I decided to Google the dev for this game because the dopamine I get from it is suspiciously high, and I wanted to know who was responsible. I come to find out it's just you??? My dude, I live in the United States, and I'm a teacher, so this game is a MUCH appreciated break!

She's also often "very concerned"

If you find out, please let me know, because all I'm getting is crickets. I just joined my local DSA though, so I'll let you know if they have anything helpful to say.

Oh! $20k pens I do know about. Those are called "implements of tax evasion" lol. See also: intentionally overpriced artwork, watches, et al

As in dollars or how many souls it must consume in order to function?

Actually, now that I think about it, those are kinda the same thing in this economy

This question would lead one to believe Neil Gaiman was the only writer of graphic fiction at the time whose last name did not begin with M lol

Okay, which deity is mad at you this time?

I'm not part of the cul- er... club lol. But, I'm intrigued! However, as a person for whom "extravagant" means paying the added fee for guacamole on my burrito, I hesitate to ask if those numbers are what I think they are haha

This! Don't keep us in suspense!

I had no regrets leaving Twitter, but I did miss your content. I'm glad to see you on here. I hope you've been staying hydrated!