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Conscience And Nonsense
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Ezine owner advocate, activist and emotional safety wizard. Also multiple system and total baddie. inkbump.com
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we are back. we were actually in the bathroom for several weeks.
Conscience says: "President Stable Genius insisted on tariffs to put Americans back to work. And then started deporting the folks who are willing to do jobs Americans won't do. While protestors are told, "Get a job."
December 1, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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When you are burned out, scrolling social media is not quite the self-care you really need. Stay chill, people.
Steve: I'm feeling kinda burned out. Conscience: You don't work and you still have all your needs met. Nonsense: WHOA! Stay on topic, okay?
November 14, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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If you are blue and you don't know where to go to then why don't you go to our website?
Steve asks, "Why are people so angry these days?" Nonsense clarifies, "Angry and wrong. People are angry and wrong." Conscience continues, "And ever more political." Steve says, "Makes me angry." Conscience says, "Please sit down, Stephen."
November 13, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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Conscience And Nonsense Magazine. Satire.
An Angora cat sits in the lap of luxury. He says to himself: "The federal government is rounding up all of the dogs. Soon they will round up all the tabbies, calicoes, black cats and other losers. I am glad all those mice voted with some common sense. If only we could get them all to stop voting once we had power."
November 10, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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we are a website. not a bot. not a fairy-tale creature either. also not a longshoreman.
Nonsense: I wanna tour a banana factory. Conscience: Bananas are not made in factories. Nonsense: You sure? I want to see how they get them inside the peel. Conscience: Perhaps there are banana gnomes who guard the secret. Also: This Space Left Blank
November 6, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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Go to inkbump.com and find the "Lessons" tab. Let's study Spanish and English together. It will help the magazine!
Professor Conscience says: "Nonsense, help me strike a blow for Civil Rights, won't you?" Nonsense says: "Awwwww, but I'm all comfy and stuff..." Conscience says: "You could lose your freedom to watch smarmy videos." Nonsense says: "Let me go potty."
November 5, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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This little comic is sponsored by Nathan's Language Instruction Side Hustle: inkbump.com/lessons
Nonsense: Sir? May I talk to you about your dish soap? Conscience: My dish soap will thrash your dish soap. Nonsense: Ours is fortified with hate. Conscience: A fair point. Nonsense: Despises grease on contact. Conscience: Does it have angry foam?
November 4, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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We are out here just surviving while DJT and his people are sabotaging the institutions we rely on. When will this nonsense end?
Nonsense: Already sabotaged your day, Steve. No need to try to be productive. Steve: Will do. Conscience: Getting Stephen to take his medication was a victory. I pick my battles.
October 30, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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If you want to study language together my page is here: inkbump.com/lessons
Steve announces he is going to open a chain of restaurants. But he won't.
October 28, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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Seeing this comic strip means you need to go play trivia. inkbump.com/trivia
Little Devil Nonsense: "Hey, Steve. You ain't had an intrusive thought in almost 5 whole minutes." Steve: "Yeah. Any minute I'll be thinking about juggling scissors." Professor Conscience: "You'll be on your own."
October 23, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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The gang from inkbump is pitching in and doing their part.
Nonsense: Steve. The cockroach is back. Steve: What does he want this time? Conscience: He has a sign. Nonsense: I don't read cockroach. Conscience: It says, "No president can ever be king." Steve: He can stay. I'll make him a sandwich.
October 20, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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website? what website. nobody cares about that. we are all busy making sure not to bow the knee to any kings or wannabe kings
Little Devil Nonsense says, "Surround yourself with failures who find ways to look down on you. You will never be alone."
October 19, 2025 at 11:31 AM
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You know the website. There is actually a ton of cool, relaxing content there. It's not all about triggering you to keep you engaged.
Nonsense: My fish is under the water. Conscience: You mean under the weather. Nonsense: Yeah. Conscience: Maybe just lonely. Fish: Hey, Sugar. You just won yourself an Oscar.
October 17, 2025 at 11:03 AM
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There's trivia on our website. And humor columns. Just saying. Relax tho.
Nonsense: Steve. I'm depressed. Buy some candy. Steve: What kind? Nonsense: Prescription candy. Steve: What kind? Nonsense: The controlled kind. Steve: Let me look at the schedule. Conscience: I'm staying out of this.
October 16, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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Hey. Hey. Hey. Visit us on line
October 14, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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Nonsense: "Four Little Words. 'Meat Lover's Ice Cream.'" Conscience: "We're billionaires."
October 13, 2025 at 9:04 AM
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Go ahead. Go back into education. We need you.
Professor Conscience is hanging out with Little Devil Nonsense and he tells him, "I'm so excited!" Nonsense asks, "What for?" Conscience says, "I am going back into education!" Nonsense asks, "What for?" Conscience says, "For the time being until I regain my senses."
October 9, 2025 at 9:51 AM
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We only make this scene once.
Little Devil Nonsense: "Okay, folks. We only make this scene once." Director yells, "Cut!" Professor Conscience: "I fell that we were terribly underprepared."
October 8, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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Nonsense asks, "Got any manifesto?" Conscience clarifies, "A declaration of belief and purpose?" Nonsense responds, "Thought it was a pizza topping. Always wanted some." Conscience quips, "Manifesto Fire Sauce."
October 7, 2025 at 11:24 AM
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In this Conscience And Nonsense Comic, Steve is hanging out in an apartment downtown with Professor Conscience and Little Devil Nonsense. Conscience says, "Steve, you've been misdiagnosed repeatedly all over the place until the cows came home." In the second panel, a cow walks into the room and says, "This establishment is out of Italian-flavored coffee creamer."
October 6, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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This Conscience And Nonsense Comic is sponsored by Nate teaching people Spanish and English: inkbump.com/lessons
In this Conscience And Nonsense Comic, Steve is at the doctor with Professor Conscience. But the doctor is Little Devil Nonsense. Nonsense says, "I am playing doctor. Doctor D. Klein, M.D. at your service. We specialize in everything and decline everything except cash and insurance fraud." Steve says, "I just need my meds."
October 5, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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When you get so frustrated you cannot think anymore, our magazine is a great place to just browse and chill. inkbump.com
This is a Conscience And Nonsense Comic. Steve: "This message is not for you. This is only a simple test." Nonsense: "Please disregard our silliness and wild, zany, fun antics." Conscience: "This was only a test. Had this been an actual humorous comic strip, there would have been a joke about monkeys in politics."
October 4, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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If you are going to shut down the government, stop signing Immigration and Customs Enforcement paychecks.
October 3, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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Take a break from social media and endless scrolling to relax with our magazine: ConscienceAndNonsense.com
A Conscience And Nonsense Comic. Nonsense: "Buy an autographed copy of my book?" Conscience: "What's the title?" Nonsense: "How to Be Drunk and Win on Wall Street. Subtitle: I can't." Conscience: "The hook is in the subtitle."
October 3, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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Professor Conscience says, "Americans are not used to being able to work, play and live in peace. They suffer absurd amounts of chaos at all hours caused by other Americans. And they always seem to be bored."
October 2, 2025 at 12:00 PM