One can see OR hear him and never knows he’s there.

Oh hey, he’s just putting himself in the shoes of Hamas when the ceasefire of Netanyahus genocide was negotiated.

Anyway tangent. What y’all think? @johniadarola.bsky.social @krystalball.bsky.social @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social and anyone else

What will they do with it? Is it just a rainy day fund? If they got the account and did the identity theft is there more they can do with that strategy? And how does Trump ultimately benefit if he can’t negotiate for it…

Imagine him screaming and crying and pounding on the glass beyond which no…

This account and open one in the Cayman Islands or something… do people still do that?

It can’t just be for Trump either. Well, it could be, but that’s a lot of extra effort to expend when he could just auction off the Oval Office desk and get more $ probably. So who’s it for? …

Ahhh everyone mostly forgot about that and the fact that some teeny bopper kiddo nicknamed Big Balls has all your information printed out and used as a coaster or something in his Man Cave.

Maybe that’s how they collect on the accounts? Identity theft? Hi, I’m Susan so and so, I want to close…

Later that $ gets repoed because SURPRISE 😳 it was never really yours to begin with, and the fine print says that Uncle Kenny donated to my 2028 campaign fund. Thanks Ken! You’re a gem!

The thing I feel is connected somehow but can’t figure out is how all that info Elon got last year factors in…

So this could very well be that and likely is, but if not I think I’d be too paranoid to take the chance.

Like that would connect you directly to parts of his regime. Yeughh!

People put $ in. Here’s $500 from Uncle Kenny, and it collects interest…

Then I think Bessent said something about us already having the money because of the what we saved with all the 25 cent eggs or whatever. Point being they promise stuff like this constantly. It gets the base excited, and then he jingles his shiny keys in a different direction and they forget it…

I don’t have the full theory yet. It’s just concepts of a conspiracy theory, but I can give the rough sketch and like why I think it.

Trump has promised us money every five seconds. Notably talking about sending out checks to everyone because we have so much money coming in from his tariffs…

So all this assumes that these accounts ever happen inn the first place lol. I think it’s maybe *MAYBE* about 15% chance he does it, 75% chance that hell will freeze over first, and like 10% of his brain is trying to process why Swiss cheese has holes.

If they do give them out it’s 1000% a scam…

(Thanks for the margarita beer, Louis! Was great with a sandwich)

So these Trump accounts for kids? I guess the govt puts in a grand for each kid. Some companies are matching that, and I believe relatives or some such can deposit up to a certain amount. I got another feeling about em… a silly one…

They had the same approach to USAID, the BBB, Ecuadorian death camps, Gestapo rollouts, etc etc. Why would they ever slack on finding ways to mess with the elections so only they could win? Especially given how much time they had to game this out in advance.

I was gobsmacked when no one got that…

All of them down to the lowliest little loser acted like they’d never have to worry about getting reelected. Figured it was a sign that they had a way (or ways) around it.

Look at how many strategies they have for Trump 2028 after all. Contingency plans inside backups like Russian nesting dolls…

I kept saying there was absolutely no way that after the Trump regime was done fleecing the country, making it their white nationalist Barbie Dream House, building a ballroom, and breaking all the laws (at least twice for each) that they would just leave afterwards.

Why would they? …