Jacob
@inhalermoon.bsky.social
My favorite thing about your Christmas joke is that by the time it comes around again I already ADHDon't remember it so it's fresh every time
December 19, 2025 at 2:17 AM
My favorite thing about your Christmas joke is that by the time it comes around again I already ADHDon't remember it so it's fresh every time
That's how you know it's good
October 28, 2025 at 8:38 PM
That's how you know it's good
I'll bring a flashlight and a steak knife just in case
October 11, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I'll bring a flashlight and a steak knife just in case
I suppose that depends on whether or not nipple hairs would be eyelashes or eyebrows
September 19, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I suppose that depends on whether or not nipple hairs would be eyelashes or eyebrows
Wash it out of your head with Ashnikko's L8r Boi
August 18, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Wash it out of your head with Ashnikko's L8r Boi
YES. Also have one with kimchi instead of sauerkraut
August 18, 2025 at 12:18 AM
YES. Also have one with kimchi instead of sauerkraut
Unsay that this was 22 years ago
August 6, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Unsay that this was 22 years ago
But do you miss having to repeatedly rewrite the 2,500 lines of dialogue based on middle management feedback
August 1, 2025 at 1:40 AM
But do you miss having to repeatedly rewrite the 2,500 lines of dialogue based on middle management feedback
(not looking for writing job; they wouldn't want my impenetrably bizarre horseshit anyway)
August 1, 2025 at 1:34 AM
(not looking for writing job; they wouldn't want my impenetrably bizarre horseshit anyway)
Wondering to this day if a human will ever be able to write a better song than Lonely Rolling Star
August 1, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Wondering to this day if a human will ever be able to write a better song than Lonely Rolling Star
Yes and when paired with crab Rangoon you have a fruit and cheese board, which is very fancy
July 21, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Yes and when paired with crab Rangoon you have a fruit and cheese board, which is very fancy
I stopped listening to my audiobook so I could think about Iron Gods
July 21, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I stopped listening to my audiobook so I could think about Iron Gods