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infosecgreybeard.bsky.social
@infosecgreybeard.bsky.social
Grumpy old InfoSec beard. Whether it's physical security or grumbling about firewalls and governance, I ramble about it all.
I dread to think about the occurrence that prompted this text:
October 29, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Tell me that it's a rainy day...
October 20, 2025 at 3:41 PM
*sigh*
October 20, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Yay! Happy birthday!
October 14, 2025 at 12:25 PM
The other end is in Deus Ex:
October 4, 2025 at 8:35 PM
This sums up everything I've learnt about AI over the last 25 years:
September 13, 2025 at 5:14 PM
There were subtle indications that the cat had been drinking last night....
September 13, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Humphrey is happy that the kids have gone back to school and he no longer has to hide outside in the rain!
September 3, 2025 at 1:58 PM
We have a yellow warning of rain.

Which is better than a warning of yellow rain.
September 3, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Currently in the UK, 70% of our electricity generation is being provided just by wind and solar.

And 40% of our nuclear generation is currently offline, undergoing maintenance or refuelling.
August 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
With current technology, hopefully it'll be more successful than the last time the RN tried aerial reconnaissance.
August 9, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Martha can't wait for Caturday!
August 8, 2025 at 7:35 AM
If you know....
August 6, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Trump: "get rid of the windmills and bring back the oil".

British electricity generation today:
August 5, 2025 at 7:14 AM
As they're a common site on here, I was thinking of doing a fundraiser to pay for my recent medical expenses.

As I'm British, this amounted to a whole £2.50 (for a bottle of #fanta while I was waiting).

All donations gratefully received.

#ThankYouNHS
August 4, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Arse.
July 31, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Martha can't wait for Saturday.
July 25, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Whether it's a disposable barbecue or a cheap, reusable one the dangers of the inappropriate disposal of hot coals remains.

In other countries parks have reusable barbecues, disposal bins and water for dousing fires which allows safe barbecuing. We don't have that in the UK.
July 23, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Past me: I don't know why everyone says that the Weber Smokey Mountain door is so terrible.

Present me: I'm going to get a new door.....
July 19, 2025 at 11:37 AM
We're cooking undercover today:
July 19, 2025 at 5:45 AM
The Hungarian Hot Wax are cropping well, and the Apaches are getting there too. The Scotch Bonnets are looking a bit disappointing though.
July 3, 2025 at 6:15 PM
That's a lot of Hot Fajitas!
July 3, 2025 at 6:13 PM
The Hot Fajita chillis are cropping well.

Sweet, juicy and blow your head off!
June 22, 2025 at 11:52 AM
It's going to be a warm one today, and hotter tomorrow. Take care everyone, close your windows and curtains or blinds and try to keep at least some parts of your home cool.

(Bonus points if you recognise the image!)
June 20, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Swap Tories for almost any British political party, etc.
June 15, 2025 at 4:52 PM