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infobooth.bsky.social @infobooth.bsky.social · Nov 18
I use air quotes several times a day now. It annoys other people, but it counts towards my daily exercise goal.

#humour #humor #joke #comedy #funny #haha
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When the bots are done scraping my data, can they take some of my fat with them before they go?

#joke #funny #humour #humor #comedy #AI #bots #weightloss
October 28, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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There’s no way Dolly Parton has kidney stones. At the very least they would have to be rhinestones.

#dolly #dollyparton #joke #humour #humor #funny #health #comedy
October 9, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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Consumer culture is killing our planet. Do we really need a new moon EVERY month?

#moon #funny #humour #humor #comedy #joke #consumerism #fullmoon #newmoon
October 7, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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In the age before cell phones we had to actually answer the phone. It was awful.

#humour #humor #funny #joke #comedy #iphone #cellphones #genx
October 7, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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Michael Myers would never find me like he did Laurie Strode because I’m never going back into the closet.

#halloween #gay #joke #humour #humor #funny #comedy
October 5, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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If god is real he can text me, but I’ll probably just holy ghost him.

#funny #joke #humour #humor #comedy #dadjoke #religion
October 5, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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It’s Julie Andrews’ 90th birthday! Time for my annual attempt to get Burkina Faso to change its name to Burkina FaSoLaTiDo.

#birthday #humour #humor #funny #joke #comedy #julieandrews #burkinafaso
October 1, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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I’m big in Japan. At least an XL.

#joke #japan #humour #humor #dadjoke #funny
September 29, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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No one wants the Rapture to happen more than atheists.

#rapture #atheist #religion #christian #humour #humor #funny #joke #comedy
September 23, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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I guess McNeil Consumer Healthcare will be making a $10MM contribution to the White House ballroom project tomorrow.

#tylenol #autism #trump #humour #humor #satire #rfkjr
September 23, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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I could start my own yard & lawn maintenance company, but I’m more of a lard & yawn kinda guy.

#dadjoke #joke #funny #pun #punny #humour #humor #lazy #comedy
September 18, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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When I see the word “coworkers”, am I the only person who wants to pronounce it as “cow orkers”?

#language #funny #humour #humor #joke #coworkers #comedy #english #cows
September 7, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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As a non-drinker, I’m less prosecco and more antisecco.

#alcohol #pun #dadjoke #badjoke #joke #funny #humour #humor #comedy
September 3, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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If animals need to add a layer of fat before hibernation, why don’t they just go on a cruise?

#cruise #hibernate #funny #joke #humour #humor #comedy #animals
September 3, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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Now that Burning Man is over, next up is the Burning While Peeing Festival.

#burningman #festivals #funny #joke #humour #humor #comedy #burning
September 2, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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Breaking: Ivanka has rushed to her father’s bedside so that he can grope her one last time.

#ishedeadyet #donald #trump #ivanka #funny #joke #humour #humor #comedy #satire
September 2, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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I don’t care about the Little Engine That Could. I’m more interested in the Little Bloodclot That Could.

#ishedeadyet #trump #funny #humour #humor #joke #comedy #health #medicine
September 1, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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Sure, the Ming Dynasty might be more famous, but the Alexis Carrington Dynasty had all the drama.

#humour #humor #funny #joke #comedy #theeighties #eighties #dynasty #mingdynasty
August 30, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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They really go out of their way to make you feel welcome on cruise ships.
#joke #funny #humour #humor #comedy #cruise #vacation
August 26, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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I’ve decided to stop dusting and just let achaeologists discover my apartment and clean it for me.

#funny #cleaningtips #joke #comedy #humour #humor #archaeology
August 25, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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I love air travel but the lift can be such a drag.

#airtravel #airplanes #dadjoke #badjoke #joke #funny #humour #humor #comedy #travel
August 25, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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The best part of being away on vacation is not having to squeegee the shower door after you use it. 😉

#vacation #humour #funny #comedy #joke
August 25, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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It’s a good thing salmon is salmon coloured. Otherwise it could be quite confusing.

#joke #humor #humour #funny #food #salmon #comedy
August 22, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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Me pointing to a woman's t-shirt and saying "I've been there!" and then worrying that her boyfriend thinks I mean her breasts instead of the city on her shirt.

#humour #joke #funny #comedy #humor #haha #malllife
August 16, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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The windmills of my mind generate enough power to run the cockles of my heart.

#funny #joke #humour #humor #comedy #windmills #health #healthtips
August 16, 2025 at 4:37 PM