David Silliman
@infinitegreen28.bsky.social
Be excellent to each other
here is my youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@infinitegreen28
and my tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/infinite-green28
here is my youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@infinitegreen28
and my tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/infinite-green28
James Bond is a codename? Weird they all had wives named Tracy killed on their wedding day by the same guy, have the same fave drink, love Bollinger champagne, have the same rapport with M, Q, and Moneypenny, their parents all died the same, and were all naval commanders before recruited by MI6
December 3, 2025 at 5:19 PM
James Bond is a codename? Weird they all had wives named Tracy killed on their wedding day by the same guy, have the same fave drink, love Bollinger champagne, have the same rapport with M, Q, and Moneypenny, their parents all died the same, and were all naval commanders before recruited by MI6
The producer wishes to acknowledge that Laura Loomer has been designed and engineered by Carlo Rambaldi, constructed by Carlo Rambaldi and Glen Robinson with special contributions by Rick Baker
December 1, 2025 at 6:07 PM
The producer wishes to acknowledge that Laura Loomer has been designed and engineered by Carlo Rambaldi, constructed by Carlo Rambaldi and Glen Robinson with special contributions by Rick Baker
KEN: Trump, let's face it. And I'm not being funny. I mean no disrespect, but you're a cunt. You're a cunt now, and you've always been a cunt. And the only thing that's going to change is that you're going to be an even bigger cunt. Maybe have some more cunt kids.
November 28, 2025 at 8:17 PM
KEN: Trump, let's face it. And I'm not being funny. I mean no disrespect, but you're a cunt. You're a cunt now, and you've always been a cunt. And the only thing that's going to change is that you're going to be an even bigger cunt. Maybe have some more cunt kids.
Perhaps Trump should use his strategy that ended eight wars to bring peace to Ukraine?
November 20, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Perhaps Trump should use his strategy that ended eight wars to bring peace to Ukraine?
Joe Bob Briggs' Drive-In Totals:
"We have 27 dead bodies, 6 breasts, multiple gunshots to the head, 1 grieving horny widow, grave digging, projectile vomiting, multiple murder sprees, gratuitous inner monologuing. 3 stars. So, let's check out Sesame Street Presents: Follow That Bird"
"We have 27 dead bodies, 6 breasts, multiple gunshots to the head, 1 grieving horny widow, grave digging, projectile vomiting, multiple murder sprees, gratuitous inner monologuing. 3 stars. So, let's check out Sesame Street Presents: Follow That Bird"
November 19, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Joe Bob Briggs' Drive-In Totals:
"We have 27 dead bodies, 6 breasts, multiple gunshots to the head, 1 grieving horny widow, grave digging, projectile vomiting, multiple murder sprees, gratuitous inner monologuing. 3 stars. So, let's check out Sesame Street Presents: Follow That Bird"
"We have 27 dead bodies, 6 breasts, multiple gunshots to the head, 1 grieving horny widow, grave digging, projectile vomiting, multiple murder sprees, gratuitous inner monologuing. 3 stars. So, let's check out Sesame Street Presents: Follow That Bird"
DEAR PETER JACKSON: In your King Kong remake, why on Earth did you give Jimmy more character development and backstory than the main characters? Especially when he disappears when they get back to New York? How was any of that relevant to the plot? How did any of that advance the story?
November 16, 2025 at 8:28 PM
DEAR PETER JACKSON: In your King Kong remake, why on Earth did you give Jimmy more character development and backstory than the main characters? Especially when he disappears when they get back to New York? How was any of that relevant to the plot? How did any of that advance the story?
ELON MUSK: Oh no! I've lost my entire fortune and was kicked out of both Tesla and Space X and now I'm being deported back to South Africa!
ME: Concerning 🤔
ME: Concerning 🤔
November 3, 2025 at 7:43 PM
ELON MUSK: Oh no! I've lost my entire fortune and was kicked out of both Tesla and Space X and now I'm being deported back to South Africa!
ME: Concerning 🤔
ME: Concerning 🤔
True story- back in 2002 I went to a Halloween party recycling my Strawberry Fields Forever\Sgt. Pepper era John Lennon costume from 12th grade. A partygoer came up and said my Harry Potter costume was dope. Harry Potter. Sure, buddy
October 31, 2025 at 5:26 PM
True story- back in 2002 I went to a Halloween party recycling my Strawberry Fields Forever\Sgt. Pepper era John Lennon costume from 12th grade. A partygoer came up and said my Harry Potter costume was dope. Harry Potter. Sure, buddy
Sorry sweetie, we can't celebrate your birthday with cake, soda, and ice cream with our SNAP benefits because some rightwing dip-shit on Twitter said we don't deserve it
October 30, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Sorry sweetie, we can't celebrate your birthday with cake, soda, and ice cream with our SNAP benefits because some rightwing dip-shit on Twitter said we don't deserve it
Rob Zombie writing his 2007 Halloween remake
"Bitch, I will crawl over there and I will skull-fuck the shit out of you!!"
ROB ZOMBIE: Wow, this is my magnum opus
"Bitch, I will crawl over there and I will skull-fuck the shit out of you!!"
ROB ZOMBIE: Wow, this is my magnum opus
October 26, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Rob Zombie writing his 2007 Halloween remake
"Bitch, I will crawl over there and I will skull-fuck the shit out of you!!"
ROB ZOMBIE: Wow, this is my magnum opus
"Bitch, I will crawl over there and I will skull-fuck the shit out of you!!"
ROB ZOMBIE: Wow, this is my magnum opus
TRUMP: The tariffs, can you believe it? The ballroom, can you believe--
<shits pants>
TRUMP: Uh oh...
Camera feed cuts. Fast forward 2 days later as MAGA literally shit their pants in solidarity with Trump to own the libs
MAGA MORON: He shits his pants. He really is one of us
<shits pants>
TRUMP: Uh oh...
Camera feed cuts. Fast forward 2 days later as MAGA literally shit their pants in solidarity with Trump to own the libs
MAGA MORON: He shits his pants. He really is one of us
October 25, 2025 at 5:49 PM
TRUMP: The tariffs, can you believe it? The ballroom, can you believe--
<shits pants>
TRUMP: Uh oh...
Camera feed cuts. Fast forward 2 days later as MAGA literally shit their pants in solidarity with Trump to own the libs
MAGA MORON: He shits his pants. He really is one of us
<shits pants>
TRUMP: Uh oh...
Camera feed cuts. Fast forward 2 days later as MAGA literally shit their pants in solidarity with Trump to own the libs
MAGA MORON: He shits his pants. He really is one of us
Watched Ghostbusters 2 last night and have to ask, where on Earth was Oscar in the new movies? He's never even mentioned. Not once. Figured he'd be part of the new team. Also noticed the events of Ghostbusters 2 is barely even acknowledged as well
October 23, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Watched Ghostbusters 2 last night and have to ask, where on Earth was Oscar in the new movies? He's never even mentioned. Not once. Figured he'd be part of the new team. Also noticed the events of Ghostbusters 2 is barely even acknowledged as well
No, Amazon Prime I am NOT going to start a 30-day free trial subscription to AMC+, Peacock, or any dumb streaming service to watch something. Just let me rent the damn movie for under five bucks on YOUR streaming service
October 16, 2025 at 5:43 PM
No, Amazon Prime I am NOT going to start a 30-day free trial subscription to AMC+, Peacock, or any dumb streaming service to watch something. Just let me rent the damn movie for under five bucks on YOUR streaming service
FAVORITE BONDS IN ORDER (keep in mind I find them all amazing)
1. Timothy Dalton
2. Roger Moore
3. Pierce Brosnan
4. Sean Connery
5. Daniel Craig
6. George Lazenby
1. Timothy Dalton
2. Roger Moore
3. Pierce Brosnan
4. Sean Connery
5. Daniel Craig
6. George Lazenby
October 6, 2025 at 5:24 PM
FAVORITE BONDS IN ORDER (keep in mind I find them all amazing)
1. Timothy Dalton
2. Roger Moore
3. Pierce Brosnan
4. Sean Connery
5. Daniel Craig
6. George Lazenby
1. Timothy Dalton
2. Roger Moore
3. Pierce Brosnan
4. Sean Connery
5. Daniel Craig
6. George Lazenby
Laurie's character in the Halloween trilogy is awful. We learn she's been prepping for Michael's return since '78. Her daughter is murdered and she's ready to take him down. In Ends, she's perfectly content with life, not grieving over her daughter and is totally fine with Michael still on the loose
October 1, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Laurie's character in the Halloween trilogy is awful. We learn she's been prepping for Michael's return since '78. Her daughter is murdered and she's ready to take him down. In Ends, she's perfectly content with life, not grieving over her daughter and is totally fine with Michael still on the loose
One of the criticisms for Batman and Robin I've never seen is how Alicia Silverstone doesn't speak with an English accent as Batgirl. Remember, this version is Alfred's niece, born and raised in England. Why does she have an American accent??
September 29, 2025 at 6:05 PM
One of the criticisms for Batman and Robin I've never seen is how Alicia Silverstone doesn't speak with an English accent as Batgirl. Remember, this version is Alfred's niece, born and raised in England. Why does she have an American accent??
"Yeah, Tarantino created so many memorable characters... the Vega Brothers, Jules Winnfield, Hans Landa, Cliff Booth, The Bride, Django---"
ME: HE DID NOT CREATE DJANGO!!!!!!
ME: HE DID NOT CREATE DJANGO!!!!!!
September 28, 2025 at 5:00 PM
"Yeah, Tarantino created so many memorable characters... the Vega Brothers, Jules Winnfield, Hans Landa, Cliff Booth, The Bride, Django---"
ME: HE DID NOT CREATE DJANGO!!!!!!
ME: HE DID NOT CREATE DJANGO!!!!!!
Documentary on YouTube ASMR artists but the soundtrack is done by Skrillex
September 27, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Documentary on YouTube ASMR artists but the soundtrack is done by Skrillex
"Your YouTube video will begin after these two ads. One is 15 seconds. The other five. This will be the longest 15 seconds of your life"
September 26, 2025 at 6:10 PM
"Your YouTube video will begin after these two ads. One is 15 seconds. The other five. This will be the longest 15 seconds of your life"
Had a headache so I took some Tylenol. Now I'm laser focused on writing a highly detailed blog entry about a now very specific interest of mine- the design of the 1984 Godzilla suit's dorsal fins
September 25, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Had a headache so I took some Tylenol. Now I'm laser focused on writing a highly detailed blog entry about a now very specific interest of mine- the design of the 1984 Godzilla suit's dorsal fins
Trump, confused, looking at empty ice cube trays in the freezer
TRUMP: How do you make ice?
TRUMP: How do you make ice?
September 24, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Trump, confused, looking at empty ice cube trays in the freezer
TRUMP: How do you make ice?
TRUMP: How do you make ice?
Remember that scene in Videodrome where that dude's head splits open revealing all those writhing tumors? Now imagine it with RFK Jr and the tumors are brain worms
September 23, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Remember that scene in Videodrome where that dude's head splits open revealing all those writhing tumors? Now imagine it with RFK Jr and the tumors are brain worms
Dr. Faxx is the Laura Loomer of the Robocop franchise
September 20, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Dr. Faxx is the Laura Loomer of the Robocop franchise