Photos of black cats are so difficult. Unless they are bathed in direct sunlight, they're always blurred. We aptly named one of our black cats as Smudge.

Life goal: own all the cars from Ronin.

Tighten 'er down til she pops, back it off a quarter turn, and leave it for the next guy.

Pic for reference.

Yay! Our newest is just past that level of skittishness, but not quite up to sitting in a lap. Keep up the good work!

Happy birthday! You're now required to start playing pickleball and tell all of your friends about pickleball nonstop.... PICKLEBALL!

...Patty Duke

I often have my earbuds in without music playing to A) attenuate the office noise and B) deter random walk-by chatting.

Going to a concert of various classical music and being able to recognize the pieces by Bugs Bunny/Looney Toons or Tom and Jerry/MGM cartoons.

I'm pretty sure I swam to my car that year.

May I suggest building a Pi-Hole? Not only does it block "smart" devices calling home with stats about your usage, it can also block ads as well.

Our only female cat likes to do that: hide somewhere and completely ignore her name and the sound of the shaking the treats bag. Hours later (after searching in and outside) she'll just walk around the corner like, "Oh? Were you looking for me?" I swear we have portal to Narnia somewhere.

Well, how big-a boy are ya?

Or have darker skin than me. Or speak a different language than me.

If only there was a book that existed that detailed his time in said BMW...

Orbital's remix of the Doctor Who is a banger of a banger theme. I would add Airwolf and Miami Vice to the list.

Jesus Fucking Christ...