Being horny at work is a goddamn struggle. Wdym I’m stuck here for the next 5 hours with the most devious fantasies stuck in my head

I’ll drink cum but I’m not eating this part unless I’m desperate lmao

I need an excuse to wear this dress again esp with fishnets and stilettos

I don’t give a fuck what any of you say, he’s hot

WIP

Cult of the Lamb: Sins of the Flesh just dropped and my exhibitionist voyerism ass could not be more excited. Mods, don’t disappoint me 😩🤤

im so sorry to confess this to yall but hear me out on ice king #adventuretime

Not simon, SPECIFICALLY ice king

And yes, Im drunk

I could take all 4 impractical jokers

Not in a fight though 😏

As I dive into more of my monster fucker fetish, I find myself thinking about this often 😅