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Infernal Machines
@infernalmachines.bsky.social
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Just a creature trying to fix its car, and hopefully show some folks that what's under the hood isn't that scary.

https://www.youtube.com/@infernal_machines

Cohost of @shawiniganmoments.ca
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Wear gloves folks! That coulda been my hand!
Glove cut open by a cutting wheel, the fabric bunched up in the wheel and prevented any injury.
July 22, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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#fluidPuns #carBS #carTwitter
July 20, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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He's been a good boy, so he gets a bath today. #carBS #weirdCarBS #vw
1988 Jetta GL dripping from getting washed in a dank east Vancouver garage. He looks happy to be clean, I think
June 20, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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I don't think my parking brake cable is supposed to look like this. #carBS #weirdCarBS #mk2Golf
Parking brake cable that has snapped after being static and accumulating rust and corrosion for ages
June 12, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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Nothing puts the BS in #carBS quite like surprise oil pool
March 16, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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Today's weather, stuck rusty screws and rotten fuel lines.

#carBS #weirdCarBS
Person glares at rotten fuel line before giving up and going to the auto parts store for stripped screw remover and new hose clamps
February 17, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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I just want to add that this was one of the contenders for our national flag

#Canada #badVexillology #FlagDay
Actually serious submission for a potential Canadian. In the left half of the flag, three Canada Geese, on their way to fuck something up, as Canada Geese do. On the right, Nine maple leaves and one Fleur-de-Lis in a 2x5 grid over a Union Jack mean to represent the 10 provinces. All on an honestly pretty handsome red banner, contents aside.
February 15, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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Christ, when I said I wanted to put a period radio in my car I did not expect it to be the single most expensive thing in it... including the rest of the entire car...

#weirdCarBS #carBS
Order details page from Ebay for a Volkswagen Gamma 2 car stereo from the late 80's or early 90's. The cost was 288 USD, but since I am in Canada, this suckeer was almost 500 Canadian Loonies with shipping.
February 14, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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Sometimes I swear automotive engineers have never actually seen a car before.

#VW #jettaMK2 #autoRepair
January 27, 2025 at 6:54 AM