Mrs. Patterson
@infernallyyours.bsky.social
Happily married to Mister Patterson. Overly dedicated to my job. Sometimes baker. Always baked. Oxford comma advocate. I swear a lot. Hail Crom. ⚔️
And a face like a cat's ass... 😂
September 8, 2025 at 9:03 AM
And a face like a cat's ass... 😂
It's absolutely wild that he somehow has less brains than his uncle...
September 8, 2025 at 8:24 AM
It's absolutely wild that he somehow has less brains than his uncle...
Less wolf, more hyaena.
May 8, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Less wolf, more hyaena.
That's like... a day in the US.
May 5, 2025 at 10:57 AM
That's like... a day in the US.
Time to invoke the 25th. Is Vance any better? Absolutely not. But he's not the one with the cult.
May 5, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Time to invoke the 25th. Is Vance any better? Absolutely not. But he's not the one with the cult.
Ignore the sexism so you can enjoy the racism. 👍🏼
May 3, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Ignore the sexism so you can enjoy the racism. 👍🏼
Well... Trump supporters are really REALLY stupid. I think that's the breakdown.
May 1, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Well... Trump supporters are really REALLY stupid. I think that's the breakdown.
I smell a new Ghost album...
April 30, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I smell a new Ghost album...
SO DO SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!
April 27, 2025 at 11:54 PM
SO DO SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!
See you on the battlefield! ⚔️
April 27, 2025 at 6:10 PM
See you on the battlefield! ⚔️
Now that it's safe to be out of the klan kloset....
April 27, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Now that it's safe to be out of the klan kloset....
It's like we elected someone so fiscally incompetent that he bankrupted a casino or something. Wild.
April 27, 2025 at 1:21 PM
It's like we elected someone so fiscally incompetent that he bankrupted a casino or something. Wild.
It's like we're trying to make up for not being part of the Confederacy... 😑
April 27, 2025 at 12:39 PM
It's like we're trying to make up for not being part of the Confederacy... 😑
Ohio is here for it: www.daytondailynews.com/local/antise...
Antisemitic vandalism closes Miamisburg restaurant
Applebee’s Grill and Bar in Miamisburg closed Saturday morning after it was vandalized with graffiti including antisemitic imagery.
www.daytondailynews.com
April 27, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Ohio is here for it: www.daytondailynews.com/local/antise...
Trump calls all of them Ivanka...
April 26, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Trump calls all of them Ivanka...
In the southwestern Ohio region, if someone looks familiar, you ask them where they went to school. Even if you think they might be famous. The conversation is 100%
Person 1: You look familiar.
Person 2: Where did you go to school?
Instant comradery if you both went to a Catholic high school.
Person 1: You look familiar.
Person 2: Where did you go to school?
Instant comradery if you both went to a Catholic high school.
April 26, 2025 at 1:10 AM
In the southwestern Ohio region, if someone looks familiar, you ask them where they went to school. Even if you think they might be famous. The conversation is 100%
Person 1: You look familiar.
Person 2: Where did you go to school?
Instant comradery if you both went to a Catholic high school.
Person 1: You look familiar.
Person 2: Where did you go to school?
Instant comradery if you both went to a Catholic high school.
"Tonight your name is Ivanka..."
April 25, 2025 at 10:57 AM
"Tonight your name is Ivanka..."