INFERNAL CHILDREN
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Im really starting to think that rich people hate putting their friends in jail
December 20, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Im really starting to think that rich people hate putting their friends in jail
everyone has a different idea of fun i guess. space opera with laser swords and sand wizards?? sounds amazing sign me up! i'll be a robot with an accounting degree who loves spread sheets!
December 19, 2025 at 6:35 PM
everyone has a different idea of fun i guess. space opera with laser swords and sand wizards?? sounds amazing sign me up! i'll be a robot with an accounting degree who loves spread sheets!
I was playing in a star wars RPG 20 years ago and my char was an accountant droid. I couldn't fight, just crunch numbers. I valued profits and shareholders. I loved it. The DM kept trying to railroad me into being a sith droid with lightsaber hands. I eventually had to quit.
December 19, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I was playing in a star wars RPG 20 years ago and my char was an accountant droid. I couldn't fight, just crunch numbers. I valued profits and shareholders. I loved it. The DM kept trying to railroad me into being a sith droid with lightsaber hands. I eventually had to quit.
In my palace of gold, surrounded by gold shit and priceless artifacts obtained from all over the globe, it is my duty as top priest to inform you, that our religion is the religion of the poor, by the poor. For proof: read this book
December 18, 2025 at 1:54 PM
In my palace of gold, surrounded by gold shit and priceless artifacts obtained from all over the globe, it is my duty as top priest to inform you, that our religion is the religion of the poor, by the poor. For proof: read this book
Alternatively, your map propelled Us on an infernal trajectory and The Future pruned it's existences.
December 17, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Alternatively, your map propelled Us on an infernal trajectory and The Future pruned it's existences.
-cuttlefish
December 12, 2025 at 8:17 PM
-cuttlefish
Babies! So unreasonable!!
December 12, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Babies! So unreasonable!!
Are the scarves dangerous?
December 12, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Are the scarves dangerous?
"the children have lost their way, we're doomed!" Is a story as old as humans and children. My favorite version of this thing is the song "The List" by the punk band Filth. But, perhaps the list IS only... hundreds long?
December 12, 2025 at 1:01 PM
"the children have lost their way, we're doomed!" Is a story as old as humans and children. My favorite version of this thing is the song "The List" by the punk band Filth. But, perhaps the list IS only... hundreds long?
Take your time, try not to forget. We never will
December 12, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Take your time, try not to forget. We never will
The Fire on the Velvet Horizon sings to you
November 30, 2025 at 12:35 AM
The Fire on the Velvet Horizon sings to you
Yes, it's true.
November 29, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Yes, it's true.
Haha nice. Probably the best video game I've ever played. I didn't realize until playing disco elysium that I also mourn the ghost of a dead future which cannot exist
November 29, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Haha nice. Probably the best video game I've ever played. I didn't realize until playing disco elysium that I also mourn the ghost of a dead future which cannot exist
Ths first time I played disco elysium I died because a chair I sat on was too uncomfortable
November 28, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Ths first time I played disco elysium I died because a chair I sat on was too uncomfortable
But! What if zombie Colin Powell climbs out of his tomb and gives a very moving speech, on the floor of the UN, about how the Venezuelans are making super germs in trucks that can drive all over the place, to evade our sophisticated radars and laser beams?? What then?? Wouldn't you look foolish!
November 26, 2025 at 2:22 PM
But! What if zombie Colin Powell climbs out of his tomb and gives a very moving speech, on the floor of the UN, about how the Venezuelans are making super germs in trucks that can drive all over the place, to evade our sophisticated radars and laser beams?? What then?? Wouldn't you look foolish!
Are the pikmin pokemons?
November 25, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Are the pikmin pokemons?
My kids got me into some documentary about Nabisco-- but old timey crackers used to be shipped in barrels?
November 23, 2025 at 10:19 PM
My kids got me into some documentary about Nabisco-- but old timey crackers used to be shipped in barrels?
normalize the signal when you're banging on freon
November 22, 2025 at 4:39 PM
normalize the signal when you're banging on freon
like "the life you save could be your own", I always kind of thought the tornado was the hero of the wizard of oz.
November 22, 2025 at 2:16 PM
like "the life you save could be your own", I always kind of thought the tornado was the hero of the wizard of oz.
Poll: Tapes? Or... CDs?????
September 29, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Poll: Tapes? Or... CDs?????
I'm a weird Internet guy with lead poisoning as like my pet issue. Let's just say, we have museums on our side. And everyone, and I mean everyone, needs to get serious with lead poisoning.
September 14, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I'm a weird Internet guy with lead poisoning as like my pet issue. Let's just say, we have museums on our side. And everyone, and I mean everyone, needs to get serious with lead poisoning.