🖤Impy🖤
@infernal-imp.bsky.social
Minion of Hell. Fit for purpose, but a right pest. Politely declining your pink bits and politics; your core is a lot tastier.✨
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🖤Impy🖤
@infernal-imp.bsky.social
· Oct 29
Hello to everyone new who keeps finding me - just so you know, I will only follow interactive people…but my macabre regards are yours either way.
Pleased to meet you, hope you’ve guessed my name. 🖤✨
Pleased to meet you, hope you’ve guessed my name. 🖤✨
The fridge notepad tells me 18 is pretty serious about her favourite cans of pop..
November 19, 2025 at 4:01 PM
The fridge notepad tells me 18 is pretty serious about her favourite cans of pop..
I just made mouthlove with a chocolate cake, and the world is a considerably better place now.
a woman in a blue dress is sitting in a blue chair with her eyes closed
ALT: a woman in a blue dress is sitting in a blue chair with her eyes closed
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November 18, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I just made mouthlove with a chocolate cake, and the world is a considerably better place now.
Hey @bsky.app - if we had the option to select who could see our posts; I could engage with the brilliant ladies I follow about hormonal issues. Both without embarrassing myself, or boring the men.
Wouldn’t that be something? 🤔
Wouldn’t that be something? 🤔
a man is sitting at a table with a plate of food and says just get to it would ya
ALT: a man is sitting at a table with a plate of food and says just get to it would ya
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November 17, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Hey @bsky.app - if we had the option to select who could see our posts; I could engage with the brilliant ladies I follow about hormonal issues. Both without embarrassing myself, or boring the men.
Wouldn’t that be something? 🤔
Wouldn’t that be something? 🤔
Morning all - less than a month after paying a grand to stop the car leaking exhaust fumes into the cabin, we are awaiting a £400 DPF clean this morning after a warning light and loss of power.
Hoping it can be fixed, ‘cause no other car here, and I need milk! 🤞🏻
Hoping it can be fixed, ‘cause no other car here, and I need milk! 🤞🏻
November 17, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Morning all - less than a month after paying a grand to stop the car leaking exhaust fumes into the cabin, we are awaiting a £400 DPF clean this morning after a warning light and loss of power.
Hoping it can be fixed, ‘cause no other car here, and I need milk! 🤞🏻
Hoping it can be fixed, ‘cause no other car here, and I need milk! 🤞🏻
My child is doing her first big drive to Sheffield and the stress is real.
Please tell me that one day, I’ll stop panicking about every drive she does? 😥
Please tell me that one day, I’ll stop panicking about every drive she does? 😥
November 16, 2025 at 3:50 PM
My child is doing her first big drive to Sheffield and the stress is real.
Please tell me that one day, I’ll stop panicking about every drive she does? 😥
Please tell me that one day, I’ll stop panicking about every drive she does? 😥
If it doesn’t get cold soon, I am gonna fight nature.
November 16, 2025 at 9:42 AM
If it doesn’t get cold soon, I am gonna fight nature.
I despair every year when the Jungle thing starts, as my son demands we all sit together to watch it…I complain, but this is the ONLY time we do.
Only this year will be the last time we will all be together for it.
Only this year will be the last time we will all be together for it.
November 15, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I despair every year when the Jungle thing starts, as my son demands we all sit together to watch it…I complain, but this is the ONLY time we do.
Only this year will be the last time we will all be together for it.
Only this year will be the last time we will all be together for it.
Ugh. Been poorly for 8 days but fighting it myself. Doctor calls me about bloods and hears me coughing, says I need to be seen and to pick my time. (!)
Upper, mid and lower respiratory infections.
But I AM much better than I was, and my fever broke Tuesday.
Upper, mid and lower respiratory infections.
But I AM much better than I was, and my fever broke Tuesday.
November 14, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Ugh. Been poorly for 8 days but fighting it myself. Doctor calls me about bloods and hears me coughing, says I need to be seen and to pick my time. (!)
Upper, mid and lower respiratory infections.
But I AM much better than I was, and my fever broke Tuesday.
Upper, mid and lower respiratory infections.
But I AM much better than I was, and my fever broke Tuesday.
@zellishrows.bsky.social Hey how’s the hand healed?
November 12, 2025 at 7:36 PM
@zellishrows.bsky.social Hey how’s the hand healed?
Kitty spam, as promised. He has a lovely-but-naughty temperament.
November 12, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Kitty spam, as promised. He has a lovely-but-naughty temperament.
Last Thursday, I picked up this gorgeous blue-eyed baby for my Mama. I didn’t even touch him, because he needed to bond with her first.
Today I get my hands on him..
Today I get my hands on him..
November 12, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Last Thursday, I picked up this gorgeous blue-eyed baby for my Mama. I didn’t even touch him, because he needed to bond with her first.
Today I get my hands on him..
Today I get my hands on him..
Please know; I would never ignore anyone who has responded or spoken to me.
If I don’t acknowledge the post, I haven’t seen it. I can’t bear rudeness.
If I don’t acknowledge the post, I haven’t seen it. I can’t bear rudeness.
November 11, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Please know; I would never ignore anyone who has responded or spoken to me.
If I don’t acknowledge the post, I haven’t seen it. I can’t bear rudeness.
If I don’t acknowledge the post, I haven’t seen it. I can’t bear rudeness.
Has anyone seen Stace? @stalicey.bsky.social
November 11, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Has anyone seen Stace? @stalicey.bsky.social
Pfft. Try 12-18 days a month. 🙄
October 31, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Pfft. Try 12-18 days a month. 🙄
For those this is for: may your light shine for our ancestors, and your year ahead be blessed. 🖤✨🍷
October 31, 2025 at 9:24 AM
For those this is for: may your light shine for our ancestors, and your year ahead be blessed. 🖤✨🍷
Reposted by 🖤Impy🖤
Serious post…….
Guys…..
Call your GP or book a blood test on the nhs app for a PSA test…NOW !!
If you’re over 50 they definitely won’t refuse….It’s not conclusive but it’s a good place to start.
I do this annually now. Don’t feel guilty about using resources, you only get one life.
Guys…..
Call your GP or book a blood test on the nhs app for a PSA test…NOW !!
If you’re over 50 they definitely won’t refuse….It’s not conclusive but it’s a good place to start.
I do this annually now. Don’t feel guilty about using resources, you only get one life.
October 30, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Serious post…….
Guys…..
Call your GP or book a blood test on the nhs app for a PSA test…NOW !!
If you’re over 50 they definitely won’t refuse….It’s not conclusive but it’s a good place to start.
I do this annually now. Don’t feel guilty about using resources, you only get one life.
Guys…..
Call your GP or book a blood test on the nhs app for a PSA test…NOW !!
If you’re over 50 they definitely won’t refuse….It’s not conclusive but it’s a good place to start.
I do this annually now. Don’t feel guilty about using resources, you only get one life.
You know when you talk to someone on the phone, and your whole body responds to their voice with yearning?
I love those moments. Fleeting but magical.
I love those moments. Fleeting but magical.
a woman talking on a cell phone with the word ford visible in the corner
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October 30, 2025 at 3:05 PM
You know when you talk to someone on the phone, and your whole body responds to their voice with yearning?
I love those moments. Fleeting but magical.
I love those moments. Fleeting but magical.
The car is costing a grand to fix, but it will be ready in time for the concert this weekend. 😀
Also, 48 hours of being away from it trying to poison us, and my biometrics are finally returning to normal.
You lose some, but you definitely win some too!
Also, 48 hours of being away from it trying to poison us, and my biometrics are finally returning to normal.
You lose some, but you definitely win some too!
October 30, 2025 at 10:44 AM
The car is costing a grand to fix, but it will be ready in time for the concert this weekend. 😀
Also, 48 hours of being away from it trying to poison us, and my biometrics are finally returning to normal.
You lose some, but you definitely win some too!
Also, 48 hours of being away from it trying to poison us, and my biometrics are finally returning to normal.
You lose some, but you definitely win some too!
Hairdresser this morning - gonna need company while I’m left in the chair, being fleeced..
October 29, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Hairdresser this morning - gonna need company while I’m left in the chair, being fleeced..
Today we started our Foray into Uhtred of Bebbanburg.
Had to pause for the man to take a work call - what timing!
Had to pause for the man to take a work call - what timing!
October 28, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Today we started our Foray into Uhtred of Bebbanburg.
Had to pause for the man to take a work call - what timing!
Had to pause for the man to take a work call - what timing!
Car failed MOT. It’s an old car and I’m not sure if it will cost more to fix than she’s’ worth.
Sigh.
Sigh.
October 27, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Car failed MOT. It’s an old car and I’m not sure if it will cost more to fix than she’s’ worth.
Sigh.
Sigh.
I had a dream about all of us last night - we met up and had a lovely time!
Strangely; I spent the most time with someone I don’t follow! (Not ‘cause I don’t like them, but politics)
Really good night. 🥰
Strangely; I spent the most time with someone I don’t follow! (Not ‘cause I don’t like them, but politics)
Really good night. 🥰
October 27, 2025 at 10:25 AM
I had a dream about all of us last night - we met up and had a lovely time!
Strangely; I spent the most time with someone I don’t follow! (Not ‘cause I don’t like them, but politics)
Really good night. 🥰
Strangely; I spent the most time with someone I don’t follow! (Not ‘cause I don’t like them, but politics)
Really good night. 🥰
And perhaps an invocation or two..
October 26, 2025 at 6:52 PM
And perhaps an invocation or two..