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@infamous-goblin.bsky.social
Time Magazine’s Person of the Year - 2009
Plagued with concepts
Secretly good at things
Plagued with concepts
Secretly good at things
Ever since I was a small child I knew I wanted to be indoors and on the computer.
November 1, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Ever since I was a small child I knew I wanted to be indoors and on the computer.
Animals eat socially. Your cat/dog wants a bite of your food because you’re being rude by hoarding resources. Eat at the same time as them and create stronger bonds
October 23, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Animals eat socially. Your cat/dog wants a bite of your food because you’re being rude by hoarding resources. Eat at the same time as them and create stronger bonds
You actually don’t want to go to Valhalla. Folkvangr is the far superior Norse afterlife for your average person.
September 18, 2025 at 1:11 AM
You actually don’t want to go to Valhalla. Folkvangr is the far superior Norse afterlife for your average person.
A 200% tariff on podcast equipment would do wonders for the world.
September 16, 2025 at 1:06 AM
A 200% tariff on podcast equipment would do wonders for the world.
I do not have a guardian angel, I have a raccoon with a crowbar whispering “make it worse”
September 12, 2025 at 12:11 PM
I do not have a guardian angel, I have a raccoon with a crowbar whispering “make it worse”
Is it really a delusion of grandeur if I can do it?
September 10, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Is it really a delusion of grandeur if I can do it?
It’s not that I can’t be trusted with power, it’s just that I have a history of using it to exact petty revenge against people who are rude to service workers.
September 7, 2025 at 11:54 PM
It’s not that I can’t be trusted with power, it’s just that I have a history of using it to exact petty revenge against people who are rude to service workers.
Punching Nazis is cool. Heel hooking them is even cooler.
September 2, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Punching Nazis is cool. Heel hooking them is even cooler.
I need a book of grudges just in case my brain fails me one day.
September 2, 2025 at 1:14 PM
I need a book of grudges just in case my brain fails me one day.
No autocorrect, I did not mean “Yamaha” and did actually want to type “Yamcha”
August 29, 2025 at 4:35 PM
No autocorrect, I did not mean “Yamaha” and did actually want to type “Yamcha”
Got excited over the price of duck eggs. Definitely in my responsible adult era.
August 21, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Got excited over the price of duck eggs. Definitely in my responsible adult era.
People born the year I graduated high school are turning 18. Gross.
August 20, 2025 at 3:35 AM
People born the year I graduated high school are turning 18. Gross.
I’m naturally funny because my life is a joke
August 19, 2025 at 7:21 AM
I’m naturally funny because my life is a joke
I need to stop eating a full kilogram of Greek Yogurt in one sitting.
My gut micro biome is FLOURISHING though
My gut micro biome is FLOURISHING though
August 18, 2025 at 1:41 PM
I need to stop eating a full kilogram of Greek Yogurt in one sitting.
My gut micro biome is FLOURISHING though
My gut micro biome is FLOURISHING though
I thought a “Labubu” was what French children told their parents when showing them an owie.
August 16, 2025 at 12:34 PM
I thought a “Labubu” was what French children told their parents when showing them an owie.
My chosen moniker has certain advantages
August 16, 2025 at 3:55 AM
My chosen moniker has certain advantages
Counted all the loose change in my apartment and I have 787 baht or just shy of 25 freedom monies in coins.
August 13, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Counted all the loose change in my apartment and I have 787 baht or just shy of 25 freedom monies in coins.
My brain isn’t rotting
I’m saving it for banana bread
I’m saving it for banana bread
August 12, 2025 at 9:44 PM
My brain isn’t rotting
I’m saving it for banana bread
I’m saving it for banana bread
Haven’t put in any road work in almost 4 months. Decided to ease back in to it.
August 6, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Haven’t put in any road work in almost 4 months. Decided to ease back in to it.
Heavy is the shrimp that fries the rice.
August 6, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Heavy is the shrimp that fries the rice.
I have been introduced to CONVEYOR BELT HOT POT and can never go back.
August 4, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I have been introduced to CONVEYOR BELT HOT POT and can never go back.
Do not use AI. I can also feed you misinformation and I’m funnier.
July 16, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Do not use AI. I can also feed you misinformation and I’m funnier.
Decided to pull the trigger on being a content creator since that was the whole reason I built my first computer back in 2013, why I got in to pro-wrestling, my love of Red Fair/the SCA, and even why I play TTRPGs. I love interactive storytelling and being a goofball for the entertainment of others.
July 6, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Decided to pull the trigger on being a content creator since that was the whole reason I built my first computer back in 2013, why I got in to pro-wrestling, my love of Red Fair/the SCA, and even why I play TTRPGs. I love interactive storytelling and being a goofball for the entertainment of others.
Still amuses me that every generic laptop seen in ads across the Internet is quite clearly the 2012 unibody MacBook Pro. The last great Intel MacBook lives on in both graphic design and my heart.
July 5, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Still amuses me that every generic laptop seen in ads across the Internet is quite clearly the 2012 unibody MacBook Pro. The last great Intel MacBook lives on in both graphic design and my heart.
Please be patient, I'm from the 1900's
July 2, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Please be patient, I'm from the 1900's