Chronically Disturbed, Perpetually Perturbed
@inexplicableq.bsky.social
Slleeping with one eye open.
Why choose. Put a scoop of mint chocolate chip between two chocolate chocolate chip cookies and the peanut butter chocolate between a couple snickerdoodles.
November 17, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Why choose. Put a scoop of mint chocolate chip between two chocolate chocolate chip cookies and the peanut butter chocolate between a couple snickerdoodles.
Yeah, he ratted him out and offed him so no one would ever get hands on the truth. Classic mob hit
September 5, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Yeah, he ratted him out and offed him so no one would ever get hands on the truth. Classic mob hit
Presser, September 1st: "we will now be covering the wall in Crisco to make it more difficult to climb." Thank you for your attention to this matter.
August 22, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Presser, September 1st: "we will now be covering the wall in Crisco to make it more difficult to climb." Thank you for your attention to this matter.
I'm sure it's just the lighting? Reflection off the gold plated pencil case? His neck threw up?
August 22, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I'm sure it's just the lighting? Reflection off the gold plated pencil case? His neck threw up?
I've heard about this....bet he breaks out in meat sweats in stressful situations.
August 16, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I've heard about this....bet he breaks out in meat sweats in stressful situations.
Ozzie and Scarriet
August 14, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Ozzie and Scarriet
Slightly diminished a band: Eight Inch Nails
August 13, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Slightly diminished a band: Eight Inch Nails
Alice in bungee cords
August 13, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Alice in bungee cords
While I share your rage, I am also completely distracted and mortified that both "men" appear to have far larger breasts than I.
June 29, 2025 at 5:54 AM
While I share your rage, I am also completely distracted and mortified that both "men" appear to have far larger breasts than I.
Word salad and nappy time with world leaders.
June 24, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Word salad and nappy time with world leaders.
...he'll just write them off as advertising expenses for Thump Mobile.
June 18, 2025 at 1:10 AM
...he'll just write them off as advertising expenses for Thump Mobile.
That is rich coming from the guy who orchestrated the transfer of power from the senate to the white house. Good for me but not for thee.
June 10, 2025 at 10:28 PM
That is rich coming from the guy who orchestrated the transfer of power from the senate to the white house. Good for me but not for thee.
He had him a gilded...
June 6, 2025 at 12:55 PM
He had him a gilded...
Wake me when Kash Patel chews through Mike Johnson's abdomen...
a statue of a lizard wearing a hat and holding a cane is dancing .
ALT: a statue of a lizard wearing a hat and holding a cane is dancing .
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June 5, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Wake me when Kash Patel chews through Mike Johnson's abdomen...
Congrats Gus! Loving the loafers too!
June 4, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Congrats Gus! Loving the loafers too!
Next week...Tylenol, tainted with "the pot."
May 6, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Next week...Tylenol, tainted with "the pot."
But only works on the waist up. Never leg day. Otherwise, he couldn't do the lord's work in skinny chinos.
May 6, 2025 at 7:18 PM
But only works on the waist up. Never leg day. Otherwise, he couldn't do the lord's work in skinny chinos.
I yearn for the good ole Columbus Day boat parade. Maybe while he is resurrecting everything, he could bring the Exxon Valdez back as the flagship for 2025.
April 27, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I yearn for the good ole Columbus Day boat parade. Maybe while he is resurrecting everything, he could bring the Exxon Valdez back as the flagship for 2025.
Tell us about the deals Peter...are they in the room with us now?
April 25, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Tell us about the deals Peter...are they in the room with us now?