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Loving life…Loving Football…Love Scotland. All views are my own or that of a my imaginary friend, Percy
The news tonight that big it’s blown the Daily Record web servers offline
October 28, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Right simple fact is, you are not going to get an “in work” manager at this point in the season..

Here is a large group of out of work managers
October 27, 2025 at 11:33 PM
October 27, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Say what you see
#Catchphrase
October 26, 2025 at 5:20 PM
After signing his contract, Danny Rohl was led into an Ante-room inside Ibrox, where he noticed a strange contraption that looked like a metal detector at the airport.

He was asked to step through it…the rest is history.

#brownbrogues
#Staunchifier
October 22, 2025 at 9:08 PM
October 22, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Maybe it’s time
October 19, 2025 at 10:08 PM
The zoom call from Shanghai went something like this.
October 19, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I have started putting my ticket stub collection up for sale on eBay for anyone that’s interested.

Mostly Celtic, some Scotland from early 2000s

ebay.us/m/4qmmS7
October 19, 2025 at 6:53 PM
The era of Horseshoe football has to end
October 19, 2025 at 3:30 PM
October 17, 2025 at 9:38 PM
So do we think Steven Smith can get a tune of of these players?
October 17, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Russell Martin, whilst meditating, said the teams league position is fine.
September 13, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Only Celtic could charter a plane that couldn’t fly all the way to Almaty and had to refuel in Trabzon
August 24, 2025 at 4:05 PM
James Forrest

Hang it in the Louvre
May 17, 2025 at 9:41 PM
When the AI cartoon of the guy up the traffic light at Glasgow Cross did not quite work out as intended, but was funnier
May 17, 2025 at 5:51 PM
When the AI cartoon of the guy up the traffic light at Glasgow Cross did not quite work out as intended, but was funnier
May 17, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Red 38 Standing by

#maythe4thbewithyou
May 4, 2025 at 10:52 AM
An extended Screenplay synopsis. Directors and studios please reach me via my publicist, Isa Drennan, Clansman Bar, Glasgow.
April 18, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Get ready for 90 minutes of mayhem, melodrama, and pure, unfiltered Scottish banter as Carry on Up the Broomloan follows Glasgow Rangers through a season so empty, even the trophy cabinet handed in its notice.

#oohmatron #WhatACarryOn
April 18, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Rangers are now considering releasing this top as the new Lana Wolf Special edition shirt
April 18, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Coming soon to a Cinema near you!!

#WhatACarryOn
April 17, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Do you want it Sir, well do you? First use of the soap, all those bubbles whilst playing Penny Arcade on your Recorder….ooooh
April 15, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Wee game for you to play tonight. (In)Famous face in the stand from the 90s.

Can you pick him out?
Extra points for the stadium.
April 6, 2025 at 7:05 PM
You catching a game there? Loved Naples
March 30, 2025 at 8:09 AM