Added a new tool to my arsenal. As a retired sous and private chef, my affinity for collecting knives has only grown stronger. Gift idea perhaps?

A little reset is in order so I can keep showing up as my best, most delicious self for you 💋 I am only accepting appts for after the 18th.

If you feel inspired to sponsor a spa day while I recharge, I promise to remember treat you just as generously…come our next date night

Sex appeal with a cancellation policy 💫

Good morning! Don’t forget to eat your wheaties!

Who here can appreciate a meal like this?

A personal fav. It’s too bad X has been actin up.

… or is it?

Intimacy is art, and I am the canvas.

Size 10.5 just in case you didn’t know ;)

Don’t forget to update your settings ;)

Last nights debauchery was out of control