Michelle Clarkson
@ineptlegion.bsky.social
Recognized by 3 people and 1 algorithm. I don't know Henry Cavill but his mom might know me.
Law & Order is proof EVERYONE will rally around the right police officers. You've never watched SVU & rooted for the perp.
October 22, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Law & Order is proof EVERYONE will rally around the right police officers. You've never watched SVU & rooted for the perp.
Imagine a dude saying pretty regularly that HE BELIEVES he is going to hell and you deciding that guy should be your moral compass. That's completely mental.
October 20, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Imagine a dude saying pretty regularly that HE BELIEVES he is going to hell and you deciding that guy should be your moral compass. That's completely mental.
I hate this timeline so much. In my perfect timeline, we'd have a lesbian POTUS who stops by every citizen's house to say hi & check in once during her term. She'd bring us each a billion dollars because we are doing so good. She'd fly in a rainbow-painted jet called, Air Fierce One. Sigh.
August 28, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I hate this timeline so much. In my perfect timeline, we'd have a lesbian POTUS who stops by every citizen's house to say hi & check in once during her term. She'd bring us each a billion dollars because we are doing so good. She'd fly in a rainbow-painted jet called, Air Fierce One. Sigh.
Came into the house carrying 20lbs of dog food, laundry detergent, & a bag with miscellaneous items. Cat is underfoot moment I walk in.
Me: Beak you need to move.
Beak: *on hind legs sniffing my stuff*
Me: Beak Chop, please move. This is heavy.
Beak *moves 2 steps away* it doesn't look heavy
Me: Beak you need to move.
Beak: *on hind legs sniffing my stuff*
Me: Beak Chop, please move. This is heavy.
Beak *moves 2 steps away* it doesn't look heavy
August 21, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Came into the house carrying 20lbs of dog food, laundry detergent, & a bag with miscellaneous items. Cat is underfoot moment I walk in.
Me: Beak you need to move.
Beak: *on hind legs sniffing my stuff*
Me: Beak Chop, please move. This is heavy.
Beak *moves 2 steps away* it doesn't look heavy
Me: Beak you need to move.
Beak: *on hind legs sniffing my stuff*
Me: Beak Chop, please move. This is heavy.
Beak *moves 2 steps away* it doesn't look heavy
Oh no! Not the pronouns! It's almost like these things are everywhere.
August 14, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Oh no! Not the pronouns! It's almost like these things are everywhere.
Duolingo drilled hamburgesa into my core memory, now thousands of lessons later they expect my brain to understand portuguesa in a sentence, and not think of food.
August 4, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Duolingo drilled hamburgesa into my core memory, now thousands of lessons later they expect my brain to understand portuguesa in a sentence, and not think of food.
I spent like ~$50 on Amazon Haul, maybe 9 items... I bought a $2 lingerie set, more as a goof with my husband in mind than anything, the other 8 items-SUPER CUTE outfits and tops... what is the preview image that my family can see?? That goofy 2-piece fishnet bra and panty set. Bc of course it is
August 2, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I spent like ~$50 on Amazon Haul, maybe 9 items... I bought a $2 lingerie set, more as a goof with my husband in mind than anything, the other 8 items-SUPER CUTE outfits and tops... what is the preview image that my family can see?? That goofy 2-piece fishnet bra and panty set. Bc of course it is
If you play Jax's "Victoria's Secret" 3 times in a row on Pandora you summon the Bad Bish Collection. Don't ask me how I know, just trust me.
July 30, 2025 at 3:47 PM
If you play Jax's "Victoria's Secret" 3 times in a row on Pandora you summon the Bad Bish Collection. Don't ask me how I know, just trust me.
I'm sick of Congress acting like they are beneath the President. They're equals for a reason... to stop the dumb. I think they like being dumb.
July 27, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I'm sick of Congress acting like they are beneath the President. They're equals for a reason... to stop the dumb. I think they like being dumb.
If you're not weirdly attracted to Rich Dotcom, are you even alive?
July 23, 2025 at 5:26 PM
If you're not weirdly attracted to Rich Dotcom, are you even alive?
LOL Not streaming services saying, "Look, we got bills." like we have a million dollars per sub to hand out. Am "I" paying all your bills?
July 22, 2025 at 12:38 AM
LOL Not streaming services saying, "Look, we got bills." like we have a million dollars per sub to hand out. Am "I" paying all your bills?
There has never been a more iconic catchphrase in the Law & Order -verse than Joe Fontana's, "It's OK, we're authorized."
I won't change my mind.
I won't change my mind.
July 21, 2025 at 3:19 PM
There has never been a more iconic catchphrase in the Law & Order -verse than Joe Fontana's, "It's OK, we're authorized."
I won't change my mind.
I won't change my mind.
I don't like companies having access to notify me. If I turn them off, I'll never know ANY info about my purchase/order BUT if I leave them on, Greedy Corp B sees it as an ad op. It's annoying. Guess Ill just be keeping the app open bc the notifications HAVE TO GO!
July 20, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I don't like companies having access to notify me. If I turn them off, I'll never know ANY info about my purchase/order BUT if I leave them on, Greedy Corp B sees it as an ad op. It's annoying. Guess Ill just be keeping the app open bc the notifications HAVE TO GO!
Say crispy WITHOUT making "crispy fingers" with your hand. Its way harder than you'd think.
July 19, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Say crispy WITHOUT making "crispy fingers" with your hand. Its way harder than you'd think.
Im not saying Jesus is mad but there has been a fxck ton of, "unimaginable tragedy" since January 2025.
Its been practically every headline. I hope we LOOOVE the apocalypse.
Its been practically every headline. I hope we LOOOVE the apocalypse.
July 14, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Im not saying Jesus is mad but there has been a fxck ton of, "unimaginable tragedy" since January 2025.
Its been practically every headline. I hope we LOOOVE the apocalypse.
Its been practically every headline. I hope we LOOOVE the apocalypse.
Summer in the south has 3 settings Lo-Broil, Hi-Broil, or Steam.
There are equally exhausting, at least in Steam mode you get to release some wrinkles and toxins before they hit the broil again to crisp you up.
There are equally exhausting, at least in Steam mode you get to release some wrinkles and toxins before they hit the broil again to crisp you up.
July 8, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Summer in the south has 3 settings Lo-Broil, Hi-Broil, or Steam.
There are equally exhausting, at least in Steam mode you get to release some wrinkles and toxins before they hit the broil again to crisp you up.
There are equally exhausting, at least in Steam mode you get to release some wrinkles and toxins before they hit the broil again to crisp you up.
According to documents, lost never-to-be-released documents, Jesus and Abraham Lincoln both, sadly, ended their own lives.
If they had just made better choices and not hung out with Epstein, this could have all ended so differently.
If they had just made better choices and not hung out with Epstein, this could have all ended so differently.
July 8, 2025 at 4:20 PM
According to documents, lost never-to-be-released documents, Jesus and Abraham Lincoln both, sadly, ended their own lives.
If they had just made better choices and not hung out with Epstein, this could have all ended so differently.
If they had just made better choices and not hung out with Epstein, this could have all ended so differently.
When they deport or kill off all the poor, the sick, the immigrants, the dissidents, and the average will the wealthy be buying each other's overpriced goods to maintain the lifestyle? Seems like with no consumers, that lifestyle would change.
I hope they have a combat tournament for supremacy.
I hope they have a combat tournament for supremacy.
July 6, 2025 at 6:09 PM
When they deport or kill off all the poor, the sick, the immigrants, the dissidents, and the average will the wealthy be buying each other's overpriced goods to maintain the lifestyle? Seems like with no consumers, that lifestyle would change.
I hope they have a combat tournament for supremacy.
I hope they have a combat tournament for supremacy.
Serving in Congress should work like jury duty. The pay is terrible, the work is tedious, everyone knows you're probably not qualified to be there and they question it but the law says you have to do it to the best of your ability or go to jail. I don't think we'd have as many Congressional Lifers.
June 30, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Serving in Congress should work like jury duty. The pay is terrible, the work is tedious, everyone knows you're probably not qualified to be there and they question it but the law says you have to do it to the best of your ability or go to jail. I don't think we'd have as many Congressional Lifers.
Reposted by Michelle Clarkson
As someone who mostly reads horror, I'll never understand the vitriol towards "cozy" books. People say they are escapist, unserious, allowing readers to avoid big issues. And I'm like, girl, WHEN did your dark romance book fix society? Did I BLINK and miss your detective thriller solving crime?
June 27, 2025 at 2:32 AM
As someone who mostly reads horror, I'll never understand the vitriol towards "cozy" books. People say they are escapist, unserious, allowing readers to avoid big issues. And I'm like, girl, WHEN did your dark romance book fix society? Did I BLINK and miss your detective thriller solving crime?
Of course, by allowing your app notification privileges, I, absolutely, meant I wanted you to spam my phone with your ads. I, for sure, was wondering about a Google Nest I never asked about at 7am.
June 27, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Of course, by allowing your app notification privileges, I, absolutely, meant I wanted you to spam my phone with your ads. I, for sure, was wondering about a Google Nest I never asked about at 7am.
I don't want to be super stupid wealthy. I just want to be comfortable enough I can buy ALL my dogs their own Barkbox... and maybe hire someone to keep them company when we leave the house. They're good boys they totally deserve that.
No dog is happier than when a Barkbox shows up at the door.
No dog is happier than when a Barkbox shows up at the door.
June 24, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I don't want to be super stupid wealthy. I just want to be comfortable enough I can buy ALL my dogs their own Barkbox... and maybe hire someone to keep them company when we leave the house. They're good boys they totally deserve that.
No dog is happier than when a Barkbox shows up at the door.
No dog is happier than when a Barkbox shows up at the door.
Santa Clarita Diet has a Psych reference. My husband and I met bc Psych exists. We paused to debate whether she sat behind him in flashback episodes. She didn't. We know that now.
June 22, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Santa Clarita Diet has a Psych reference. My husband and I met bc Psych exists. We paused to debate whether she sat behind him in flashback episodes. She didn't. We know that now.
I bet no one is sadder that Judson College closed than the Marion Military Institute cadets. Do they have to talk to each other now? I bet that's weird.
June 12, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I bet no one is sadder that Judson College closed than the Marion Military Institute cadets. Do they have to talk to each other now? I bet that's weird.
This Scent bird ad just told me the top 5 scents rated by men then had a man telling me about the playful notes of mandarin w hints of strawberry. Did I need all that? Did anyone? I don't wear scents for me, it's definitely for my man.. who doesn't even notice. He says blue dish soap smells nice.
June 5, 2025 at 5:35 PM
This Scent bird ad just told me the top 5 scents rated by men then had a man telling me about the playful notes of mandarin w hints of strawberry. Did I need all that? Did anyone? I don't wear scents for me, it's definitely for my man.. who doesn't even notice. He says blue dish soap smells nice.