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@inept.expert

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he/they, punchcard enthusiast – born 593136000. I like daft memes, tech, art and tinkering/dev. Views and opinions expressed are often dumb, wrong and meaningless except fսϲk АІ sⅼοp.

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Good morning!

The photo is of a head and shoulders framed photoshoot of a Muppet called Animal. They are facing the camera and have a big grin on their face.

December 2, 2025 at 11:17 AM

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Might track my own listen next year via the api to see how accurate this is 🙃 #mydeezeryear #deezer

A phone screenshot of the Deezer music app, showing my top tracks streamed on Deezer for 2025.

December 2, 2025 at 12:58 AM

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Looks like the got it fixed 😁

Smartphone screenshot of the Deezer app, #myDeezerYear roundup listened minutes showing 34567 minutes

December 2, 2025 at 12:55 AM

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I call it the Tilebarrow

A photo of a wheelbarrow frame with some planks screwed over where the pan used to be, left in it stack large sandstone pavers easily

December 1, 2025 at 7:35 AM

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Wut #Deezer broke

Mobile phone screenshot showing a notice from Deezer stating that I have not streamed enough to get this years ‘My Deezer Year Experience’

December 1, 2025 at 2:40 AM

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Bath time again

A wet dog sitting in a stainless steel tub of a dog wash. The dog is getting towel dried and showing an expression of enjoyment

November 28, 2025 at 7:24 PM

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The face of someone who is unaware they will be getting a wash and groom at lunchtime.

A young Pyrenean mountain dog, lying in wet topsoil next to some grass outside. He is relaxed and a bit dirty

November 8, 2025 at 9:53 PM

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Tranquilo

Screenshot of some lined up skeet’s on the Bluesky timeline.

November 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM

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Womp! Thunderstorm.

Rainfall weather radar showing a thunderstorm band smashing into my house.

October 17, 2025 at 9:00 AM

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Anyone ever have this in #Balatro where the score to beat is blank? Regardless of what you score you always fail this :C

A screenshot of the game Balatro, where a bug has blanked out the score to beat.

October 16, 2025 at 11:56 AM

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@teamlazerbeam.bsky.social love the macOS specs on Steam 💜

A screenshot of the games ‘System Requirments’ section on the Steam store page. Under the operating system for macOS the minimum recommended requirements are just: ‘Be excellent to each other’

October 13, 2025 at 3:09 AM

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takeyausa.com/products/40o...
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A picture of a 40 oz drink tumbler. The stainless steel, insulated kind with a straw lid, big handle on the side and thinner base to fit in cup holders.

October 5, 2025 at 3:20 AM

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Peach is having another hard day at the desk. #cat 🐾

October 2, 2025 at 3:59 AM

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Post something random or have an awful October

A photo of the side of a standard white electric bread toaster. In permanent marker someone has drawn a blushing face and a speech bubble saying: “L-Let’s take a bath Onii-chan”

September 29, 2025 at 10:26 PM

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That feeling of writing out a thick and delicious regex pattern, then have it pass your capture tests on first go.

Meme template of ‘Feels Good’ showing a person drawn in outline on white background running their open hands down the side of their face in a sign of joy/relief/pleasure

September 26, 2025 at 2:31 AM

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Finally! A cargo tab for my skull collection!

Good feels meme template of a cartoon ma in white with black outline stroking his cheeks with his open hands in a gesture of joy and satisfaction at some outcome.

September 17, 2025 at 8:41 AM

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No idea how Bluesky would handle these tho 🤪

A screenshot cutting of a Wikipedia article about emoji used as domain names with puny code. The wiki explains that Unicode supported emoji can be valid domain names with some tld registrars supporting registering an emoji domain

August 25, 2025 at 2:34 AM

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The culling of the BBC listen app in favour of this smeared dog shit of an app is sadly yet another limb falling off the rotting corpse of a once great broadcaster.