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@ineffableteach.bsky.social
completely normal about edward teach
uk • 24 • lesbian • she/they
only 18+ please!!
uk • 24 • lesbian • she/they
only 18+ please!!
…to this tragic affair?? wipe off that make up what’s in is despair??
no joke I can’t think what the words could be because I’m got the lyrics in my head 😭
no joke I can’t think what the words could be because I’m got the lyrics in my head 😭
July 15, 2025 at 6:20 AM
…to this tragic affair?? wipe off that make up what’s in is despair??
no joke I can’t think what the words could be because I’m got the lyrics in my head 😭
no joke I can’t think what the words could be because I’m got the lyrics in my head 😭
wrote another fic for the first time in a long time! part of my ‘kisses we didn’t see series’ 🫶
archiveofourown.org/works/67160881
archiveofourown.org/works/67160881
July 4, 2025 at 7:22 PM
wrote another fic for the first time in a long time! part of my ‘kisses we didn’t see series’ 🫶
archiveofourown.org/works/67160881
archiveofourown.org/works/67160881
I’m not much of an artist so I feel weird posting this but I’ve been doing some perspective and watercolour stuff recently and I painted the inn!
May 31, 2025 at 11:43 AM
I’m not much of an artist so I feel weird posting this but I’ve been doing some perspective and watercolour stuff recently and I painted the inn!
one year since we played animal crossing together for 3 hours because we wanted to see each other but she was ill
and I didn’t realise it was our second date
and I didn’t realise it was our second date
May 28, 2025 at 8:06 AM
one year since we played animal crossing together for 3 hours because we wanted to see each other but she was ill
and I didn’t realise it was our second date
and I didn’t realise it was our second date
depression robe at the market
April 26, 2025 at 10:10 PM
depression robe at the market
in my defence look at our son!!!
April 9, 2025 at 9:00 AM
in my defence look at our son!!!
me and @waterychilli.bsky.social were talking ofmd anniversaries and turns out she was flirting with me here?? THE WHOLE TIME?? I’m gay and stupid no one look at me
March 28, 2025 at 4:33 PM
me and @waterychilli.bsky.social were talking ofmd anniversaries and turns out she was flirting with me here?? THE WHOLE TIME?? I’m gay and stupid no one look at me
i know he’s not standing straight (🤭) but also stede is 3 apples tall
March 25, 2025 at 8:38 PM
i know he’s not standing straight (🤭) but also stede is 3 apples tall
me and @waterychilli.bsky.social found a goldfish jumper and we were like hehe merstede BUT YOULL NEVER FUCKING GUESS WHAT 🤢
March 18, 2025 at 7:45 PM
me and @waterychilli.bsky.social found a goldfish jumper and we were like hehe merstede BUT YOULL NEVER FUCKING GUESS WHAT 🤢
literally took this picture at work yesterday because it was the only book on the table when I first walked in. perfect timing
March 15, 2025 at 10:02 AM
literally took this picture at work yesterday because it was the only book on the table when I first walked in. perfect timing
do you picture me like I picture you?
rating: E
word count: 2299
ed and stede take a little while longer to reunite after stede’s return. that doesn’t stop them from thinking about each other though
archiveofourown.org/works/63848452
rating: E
word count: 2299
ed and stede take a little while longer to reunite after stede’s return. that doesn’t stop them from thinking about each other though
archiveofourown.org/works/63848452
March 15, 2025 at 8:37 AM
do you picture me like I picture you?
rating: E
word count: 2299
ed and stede take a little while longer to reunite after stede’s return. that doesn’t stop them from thinking about each other though
archiveofourown.org/works/63848452
rating: E
word count: 2299
ed and stede take a little while longer to reunite after stede’s return. that doesn’t stop them from thinking about each other though
archiveofourown.org/works/63848452
I wrote my second ever E rated fic! little bit more angsty than I usually do but I promise it has a happy ending! 🫶 archiveofourown.org/works/63848452
March 14, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I wrote my second ever E rated fic! little bit more angsty than I usually do but I promise it has a happy ending! 🫶 archiveofourown.org/works/63848452
guess who just showed up on my fyp (choosing to take this as a sign) (I’m delusional)
March 11, 2025 at 6:17 PM
guess who just showed up on my fyp (choosing to take this as a sign) (I’m delusional)
help I’m still at the restaurant
March 7, 2025 at 3:36 PM
help I’m still at the restaurant
got bullied by my girlfriend for this one 😔😔😔😔
March 2, 2025 at 9:36 AM
got bullied by my girlfriend for this one 😔😔😔😔
why is this lidl advert giving 2013 rage comic
February 18, 2025 at 9:46 AM
why is this lidl advert giving 2013 rage comic
thinking about this card I saw the other day
November 19, 2024 at 9:28 AM
thinking about this card I saw the other day
super tight cat collar with a bell on it
rating: T
word count: 1076
super silly crack-adjacent halloween fic 🎃 wee john wants a collar to finish off his black cat look. lucius has a horrible time realising why ed and stede have one to hand
archiveofourown.org/works/60218386
rating: T
word count: 1076
super silly crack-adjacent halloween fic 🎃 wee john wants a collar to finish off his black cat look. lucius has a horrible time realising why ed and stede have one to hand
archiveofourown.org/works/60218386
November 3, 2024 at 1:13 AM
super tight cat collar with a bell on it
rating: T
word count: 1076
super silly crack-adjacent halloween fic 🎃 wee john wants a collar to finish off his black cat look. lucius has a horrible time realising why ed and stede have one to hand
archiveofourown.org/works/60218386
rating: T
word count: 1076
super silly crack-adjacent halloween fic 🎃 wee john wants a collar to finish off his black cat look. lucius has a horrible time realising why ed and stede have one to hand
archiveofourown.org/works/60218386
learn how to fly
rating: M (for now)
word count: on going
princess diaries 2 au! stede is the prince of genovia and he’s being forced to marry to keep his claim to the throne. would be a shame if he fell in love with the guy trying to steal the crown from him…
archiveofourown.org/works/58278064
rating: M (for now)
word count: on going
princess diaries 2 au! stede is the prince of genovia and he’s being forced to marry to keep his claim to the throne. would be a shame if he fell in love with the guy trying to steal the crown from him…
archiveofourown.org/works/58278064
November 3, 2024 at 1:09 AM
learn how to fly
rating: M (for now)
word count: on going
princess diaries 2 au! stede is the prince of genovia and he’s being forced to marry to keep his claim to the throne. would be a shame if he fell in love with the guy trying to steal the crown from him…
archiveofourown.org/works/58278064
rating: M (for now)
word count: on going
princess diaries 2 au! stede is the prince of genovia and he’s being forced to marry to keep his claim to the throne. would be a shame if he fell in love with the guy trying to steal the crown from him…
archiveofourown.org/works/58278064
taking it slow
rating: T
word count: 1690
what happens after their kiss on deck in 2x05
archiveofourown.org/works/56188549
rating: T
word count: 1690
what happens after their kiss on deck in 2x05
archiveofourown.org/works/56188549
November 3, 2024 at 1:03 AM
taking it slow
rating: T
word count: 1690
what happens after their kiss on deck in 2x05
archiveofourown.org/works/56188549
rating: T
word count: 1690
what happens after their kiss on deck in 2x05
archiveofourown.org/works/56188549
baby i will ‘cause i really want to
rating: E
word count: 5460
based on the original 2x06 script. the crew gives stede a makeover to get him and ed together. ed really likes stede’s old clothes and wants him to know it
archiveofourown.org/works/56138908
rating: E
word count: 5460
based on the original 2x06 script. the crew gives stede a makeover to get him and ed together. ed really likes stede’s old clothes and wants him to know it
archiveofourown.org/works/56138908
November 3, 2024 at 1:00 AM
baby i will ‘cause i really want to
rating: E
word count: 5460
based on the original 2x06 script. the crew gives stede a makeover to get him and ed together. ed really likes stede’s old clothes and wants him to know it
archiveofourown.org/works/56138908
rating: E
word count: 5460
based on the original 2x06 script. the crew gives stede a makeover to get him and ed together. ed really likes stede’s old clothes and wants him to know it
archiveofourown.org/works/56138908
i hate you for what you did and i miss you like a little kid
rating: T
word count: 1438
jim and fang take care of ed in the aftermath of 2x02
archiveofourown.org/works/54362491
rating: T
word count: 1438
jim and fang take care of ed in the aftermath of 2x02
archiveofourown.org/works/54362491
November 3, 2024 at 12:57 AM
i hate you for what you did and i miss you like a little kid
rating: T
word count: 1438
jim and fang take care of ed in the aftermath of 2x02
archiveofourown.org/works/54362491
rating: T
word count: 1438
jim and fang take care of ed in the aftermath of 2x02
archiveofourown.org/works/54362491
isn’t doug my father?
rating: G
word count: 1496
stede makes a drunken confession after one nightcap too many. set during 1x07
archiveofourown.org/works/54085939
rating: G
word count: 1496
stede makes a drunken confession after one nightcap too many. set during 1x07
archiveofourown.org/works/54085939
November 3, 2024 at 12:53 AM
isn’t doug my father?
rating: G
word count: 1496
stede makes a drunken confession after one nightcap too many. set during 1x07
archiveofourown.org/works/54085939
rating: G
word count: 1496
stede makes a drunken confession after one nightcap too many. set during 1x07
archiveofourown.org/works/54085939