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Ineffable Jeff
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I see the snow
I am not surprised that the snowflakes are white
I will be astonished if they are not also overwhelmingly male

He/him
it's a very relatable journey
November 11, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Probably because people who employ the First Amendment to try to influence the government are easier to ignore than the ones who regularly threaten to use the Second.
November 10, 2025 at 12:46 PM
CNN "appearing to be journalists," and with closed eyes
November 9, 2025 at 5:34 PM
"Appearing to be journalists" is more apt than "appearing to close his eyes."

His eyes were closed, and not just for blinking.

You folks, on the other hand, have the pretense of being journalists — but your eyes are also closed. Try opening them, just once. You may be surprised (or, shocked).
November 9, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I use a rain simulator.
November 9, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I'm assuming the skies are too crowded with the unwashed, and one of their private jets had to go around once before landing and it messed up their tee time
November 9, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Nice try, but no. Absolutely not.

Unless you're saying that every single human is intrinsically beyond value...but if you're saying that, I will eat a hat.
November 8, 2025 at 10:42 PM
That's not exactly exculpatory (though the shadow does darken him quite a bit)
November 8, 2025 at 9:48 PM
"c'mon people, who doesn't enjoy a good steeking every now and then?"
November 7, 2025 at 7:56 PM
"But, because this is America, you still have the right to cry about being hit by a sandwich until you pass out."
November 7, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I can imagine that a similar scenario had recently played out already, and was the genesis of this article.
November 6, 2025 at 12:46 PM
"You look just like my mom. What a weird coincidence!"
November 6, 2025 at 10:37 AM
"The mere passage of time does not diminish the beauty of the word 'groceries'"
November 5, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Why not just high-four everyone you see? It's just a rounding error.
November 5, 2025 at 5:38 PM
"Better Late Than Never"
November 3, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Guys, he's not gonna do you.

Except figuratively, I guess, so, yeah — you're effed.
November 3, 2025 at 7:33 PM
So proud to vault this to 3/125ths of the way to our first celebrity reveal
November 1, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Oh! That's the answer, just checking to make sure somebody got it! Nice work.
November 1, 2025 at 9:24 PM
This seems to indicate that things were more complicated centuries ago?

The more I read your post, the less sense it makes.
October 31, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Oh you poor dear. Not getting the scoop on a pending prosecution from the defendant. Devastating. How will you ever go on?
October 31, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Hire clowns, get a circus
October 29, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Rent bootstraps at $20 a pop, to help the kids pull themselves up
October 28, 2025 at 8:44 PM