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Hallendaise
@ineeedmoresleep.bsky.social
850 followers 610 following 690 posts
📍Seattle 🏳️‍🌈 he/they, 26
stay sexy, don’t get murdered
definitely a hater, also a bestie
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The slower the motion, the wetter the ocean 😭
A closeup of turning the volume up to 10 and a guy with headphones pumping his hand to the music, a meme.
November 1, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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They didn’t have peaches ice cream today, but what we tried was pretty tasty!
A cherry pie sundae and an apple slush with ice cream from Burgess Orchards.
October 18, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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it’s hump day or something, and I’m over it!!!
Hallandaise is on his stomach wearing a loose white tank top with a peak of black jockstrap and booty.
September 4, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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Sometimes, when the timeline aligns just right 👌✨
A screenshot of Friendlywraith’s naked torso, complete with juicy tits, followed immediately by user callmedaddy’s post that reads “I love a man with big juicy tits”
August 16, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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Fashionably late to National Underwear Day is on brand, I think
Hallendaise is wearing a maroon Vancouver sweatshirt, new black glasses, and some soft/silky brick colored boxers. He’s winking at the camera with his tongue out and holding a peace sign to his forehead. The caption in the middle of the photo reads “running late to gayme night whoops”
August 8, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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Wallpaper time! What’s your phone’s lockscreen?
A pixel rendering of Umbreon looking over a city at dusk. It says Pocket Monsters at the top in English and below it in Japanese “ポケットモンスタ.” The words “Press start” is right above the home bar.
July 18, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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It’s still #FCF but I didn’t like the one I took today so this is from earlier this week 🤷
POV: user is laying down on a bed and wearing a green jockstrap. You can see the faintest bit of tip poking out and a little happy trail fading out from the bottom of the photo. The bed is unkempt and there’s a grey sheet on the wall being used as a makeshift screen. The image is composed so that a small color square is superimposed on a black and white background of the same image. It’s art, sort of, and a little horny.
July 12, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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Oh, happy hump day to you indeed 😮‍💨
Cartoon meme of someone grabbing a hairy chest and burying their face between the pecs while blushing.
July 9, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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I was trying to get them to post this one because look how cute 🥺
A cute, bald person with cool pink floral glasses is smiling into the camera. They are wearing a dark green sweater and pearls. The caption reads “T minus 8 hours until I’m off to Seattle again 😭🥺”
June 19, 2025 at 9:57 AM
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it wasn’t hard to clock 😂
Benny boi is dressed in a tan shirt with a frog riding a high wheel bicycle with its hat flying off. Layered on top of their t-shirt is a plum colored button up. Benny has a goofy grin on their face because we had just run into the tree behind us. To the right of Benny is their boyfriend in a green tee with a yellow flannel layered on top. They also have a goofy grin on their face, mostly because Benny’s fit is exactly why we both got clocked as being fruity by the shoe store employee.
May 17, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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*blushes like a slut* meme with a yellow emoji person blushing and covering their eyes, much how the user looked thinking about Emmett’s ass
May 13, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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If you see this, post the most recent photo of yourself from your camera roll!

Errands and finishing Parable of the Sower for book club was a lovely way to spend Sunday ❤️
Mustachioed user is sticking his tongue out and holding up a peace sign. He’s wearing a white tank underneath a maroon jacket and wearing a silver chain. He looks silly but happy.
May 6, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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Listen, someone has to forward the slutty chain messages around the holidays, it just happens to fall upon me 😌
David Brandt, a farmer, saying “it ain’t much, but it’s honest work”
April 20, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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nobody was letting me touch their ass today, so I opted for grass instead :)
User has a black hoodie on and is sticking his tongue out because what else are you supposed to do. His hair is a little poofy and there’s a lot of greenery behind them.
April 18, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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I was talking about brownies and ice cream, mostly.
A homemade brownie a la mode on a green plate.
April 13, 2025 at 6:16 AM
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Okay maybe the gym is doing something, being an ethical slut, I’m alive and delusional, etc. it’s past my bedtime I fear.
Shirtless bloomf with unkempt hair is sticking out his tongue and maybe trying to flex a little of whatever muscles are growing in the gym. There’s a red band-aid on his arm.
April 10, 2025 at 5:58 AM
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I got this one today!!
The immersive Arceus ex card from Pokémon TCGP. Arceus is surrounded by a starburst from all the different Pokémon linking up with it.
April 8, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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what’s a casual dick pic between friends
Kevin James wearing a green flannel and shrugging while looking directly into the camera on the set of the TV show The King of Queens.
April 3, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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I don’t know how long this will be up but I was inspired
microphone song by lando! truly tickles my brain, and like half a slutty pic of pole
March 28, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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proof of life in these trying times
A photo taken at the worst top down angle that you could ever imagine. Thomas is freshly out of the shower and wearing a peach colored towel. He kind of resembles an angry owl. “When the anime character is about to go insane The camera angle: “ Beneath those words are a picture of someone else at the same terrible angle from the last picture. The person’s eyes are a little skewed and could go insane at any moment.
March 6, 2025 at 11:03 AM
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Killing myself instagram timer that has reached zero with POSTPONED in big black letters on top of it.
February 20, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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The barber at Rudy’s was so kind and I feel so much better, thanks for the recs ✨
Thomas is smiling in a white tank, with his mustache trimmed and a haircut so eh no longer looks like a depressed dad going through a divorce. He’s winking and holding up a peace sign as per usual.
January 31, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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This was a very lucky first pack of the day pull 🤩

#PokemonTCGPocket
The immersive Dialga ex Pokémon card from TCG Pocket. Dialga is standing on Mt. Coronet with a wide expanse in front of it facing the sunset/sunrise.
January 30, 2025 at 7:12 AM
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Online timer labeled killing myself with the postponed scribbled out and BACK ON in bold white letters
January 25, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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Killing myself: POSTPONED
January 17, 2025 at 7:59 AM