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I am more pessimistic than I have ever been.
What do you think would be more fun.
Ripping Trump’s name off of everything on the day he is gone?
Or spreading out the fun and erasing that disgusting word from a different thing every day?
Ripping Trump’s name off of everything on the day he is gone?
Or spreading out the fun and erasing that disgusting word from a different thing every day?
December 20, 2025 at 9:09 PM
What do you think would be more fun.
Ripping Trump’s name off of everything on the day he is gone?
Or spreading out the fun and erasing that disgusting word from a different thing every day?
Ripping Trump’s name off of everything on the day he is gone?
Or spreading out the fun and erasing that disgusting word from a different thing every day?
DOJ has announced a delay in releasing the Epstein files. There were a lot more Trump documents to be hidden than originally thought.
December 20, 2025 at 2:30 PM
DOJ has announced a delay in releasing the Epstein files. There were a lot more Trump documents to be hidden than originally thought.
As a taxpayer I want to see Bongino’s time and attendance records. Rumor is that he didn’t spend much time in the office.
December 17, 2025 at 11:33 PM
As a taxpayer I want to see Bongino’s time and attendance records. Rumor is that he didn’t spend much time in the office.
I suggest we all enjoy the MAGA criticism of Trump’s Rob Reiner post while it lasts.
I can confidently predict that in a week it will be “the President always speaks his mind” and “Reiner was very critical of Trump”.
Plus lots of what about Charlie Kirk.
I can confidently predict that in a week it will be “the President always speaks his mind” and “Reiner was very critical of Trump”.
Plus lots of what about Charlie Kirk.
December 16, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I suggest we all enjoy the MAGA criticism of Trump’s Rob Reiner post while it lasts.
I can confidently predict that in a week it will be “the President always speaks his mind” and “Reiner was very critical of Trump”.
Plus lots of what about Charlie Kirk.
I can confidently predict that in a week it will be “the President always speaks his mind” and “Reiner was very critical of Trump”.
Plus lots of what about Charlie Kirk.
How will I distract from my “quiet piggy” fiasco? Maybe I’ll suggest executing Congress.
November 20, 2025 at 11:44 PM
How will I distract from my “quiet piggy” fiasco? Maybe I’ll suggest executing Congress.
JD Vance claims Trump is not a violent person.
Just FYI dodging the draft doesn’t make Trump nonviolent. It makes him a coward.
Just FYI dodging the draft doesn’t make Trump nonviolent. It makes him a coward.
November 20, 2025 at 7:15 PM
JD Vance claims Trump is not a violent person.
Just FYI dodging the draft doesn’t make Trump nonviolent. It makes him a coward.
Just FYI dodging the draft doesn’t make Trump nonviolent. It makes him a coward.
Speaker Christian Johnson saying he cannot guarantee he will agree to the Senate bill. Comical. Speaker Christian makes no decisions. Boss Trump does.
November 11, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Speaker Christian Johnson saying he cannot guarantee he will agree to the Senate bill. Comical. Speaker Christian makes no decisions. Boss Trump does.
Sandwich guy found not guilty. How much public money was spent on that?
November 6, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Sandwich guy found not guilty. How much public money was spent on that?
At what time tonight will Trump announce that massive fraud has been found in Virginia, New Jersey, and California?
November 5, 2025 at 1:32 AM
At what time tonight will Trump announce that massive fraud has been found in Virginia, New Jersey, and California?
130 million questions.
Can anyone give $130 million to the government and decide where it goes?
Can Trump decide where the government’s money goes? Isn’t that Congress’s job?
I respect the troops a lot more than Trump does but what about all the other government employees?
Can anyone give $130 million to the government and decide where it goes?
Can Trump decide where the government’s money goes? Isn’t that Congress’s job?
I respect the troops a lot more than Trump does but what about all the other government employees?
October 26, 2025 at 3:53 PM
130 million questions.
Can anyone give $130 million to the government and decide where it goes?
Can Trump decide where the government’s money goes? Isn’t that Congress’s job?
I respect the troops a lot more than Trump does but what about all the other government employees?
Can anyone give $130 million to the government and decide where it goes?
Can Trump decide where the government’s money goes? Isn’t that Congress’s job?
I respect the troops a lot more than Trump does but what about all the other government employees?
Pulling up the map of South America since we will soon be at war there.
Yeah king Donald.
Yeah king Donald.
October 25, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Pulling up the map of South America since we will soon be at war there.
Yeah king Donald.
Yeah king Donald.
Republicans call No Kings a Hate America rally. Because nothing is more American than wanting a king.
October 17, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Republicans call No Kings a Hate America rally. Because nothing is more American than wanting a king.
There is still a Nobel for economics left to announce. Maybe tariff man will win that one. For his theory that foreign countries pay his tariffs.
October 10, 2025 at 5:53 PM
There is still a Nobel for economics left to announce. Maybe tariff man will win that one. For his theory that foreign countries pay his tariffs.
Every reporter needs to learn one phrase: “that’s not what I asked”.
October 1, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Every reporter needs to learn one phrase: “that’s not what I asked”.
Newsom needs to loan his comm team to Schumer and Jeffries.
September 30, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Newsom needs to loan his comm team to Schumer and Jeffries.
Donald Trump wants to shut down the government.
He will use the shut down to fire more employees and he will blame the Democrats.
Make no mistake. Donald Trump wants to shut down the government.
He will use the shut down to fire more employees and he will blame the Democrats.
Make no mistake. Donald Trump wants to shut down the government.
September 30, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Donald Trump wants to shut down the government.
He will use the shut down to fire more employees and he will blame the Democrats.
Make no mistake. Donald Trump wants to shut down the government.
He will use the shut down to fire more employees and he will blame the Democrats.
Make no mistake. Donald Trump wants to shut down the government.
Just wondering why Donald Trump would be asked by many people to
release the Amelia Earhart files. Who would guess there were Earhart files? Who would care?
release the Amelia Earhart files. Who would guess there were Earhart files? Who would care?
September 28, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Just wondering why Donald Trump would be asked by many people to
release the Amelia Earhart files. Who would guess there were Earhart files? Who would care?
release the Amelia Earhart files. Who would guess there were Earhart files? Who would care?
Donald Trump is invading another American city, Portland, in his ongoing military takeover.
On the plus side he is releasing the information on a 90 year old story. Google Amelia Earhart if you are under 60 years old.
On the plus side he is releasing the information on a 90 year old story. Google Amelia Earhart if you are under 60 years old.
September 27, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Donald Trump is invading another American city, Portland, in his ongoing military takeover.
On the plus side he is releasing the information on a 90 year old story. Google Amelia Earhart if you are under 60 years old.
On the plus side he is releasing the information on a 90 year old story. Google Amelia Earhart if you are under 60 years old.
The right wing spent four years calling the Biden administration “the regime” because the online boys thought it was catchy.
In eight months the Trump Regime has shown us what a “regime” really looks like.
In eight months the Trump Regime has shown us what a “regime” really looks like.
September 26, 2025 at 1:42 PM
The right wing spent four years calling the Biden administration “the regime” because the online boys thought it was catchy.
In eight months the Trump Regime has shown us what a “regime” really looks like.
In eight months the Trump Regime has shown us what a “regime” really looks like.
Comey indicted for lying to Congress.
Next up everyone who said “Stare Decisis” about Roe v Wade during their SCOTUS hearing.
Next up everyone who said “Stare Decisis” about Roe v Wade during their SCOTUS hearing.
September 26, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Comey indicted for lying to Congress.
Next up everyone who said “Stare Decisis” about Roe v Wade during their SCOTUS hearing.
Next up everyone who said “Stare Decisis” about Roe v Wade during their SCOTUS hearing.
Melania: you know the agreement says you can’t be that close.
September 25, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Melania: you know the agreement says you can’t be that close.
Will Trump take credit for ending another war after he lets Putin win in Ukraine? Nobel.
September 20, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Will Trump take credit for ending another war after he lets Putin win in Ukraine? Nobel.
Jimmy Kimmel did not criticize the recently canonized Charlie Kirk in any way. (Quote the critical part, please).
What really caused Trump’s FCC Chairman to attack Kimmel was what followed when he mocked Trump’s very mockable reaction to a reporter’s question.
What really caused Trump’s FCC Chairman to attack Kimmel was what followed when he mocked Trump’s very mockable reaction to a reporter’s question.
September 18, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Jimmy Kimmel did not criticize the recently canonized Charlie Kirk in any way. (Quote the critical part, please).
What really caused Trump’s FCC Chairman to attack Kimmel was what followed when he mocked Trump’s very mockable reaction to a reporter’s question.
What really caused Trump’s FCC Chairman to attack Kimmel was what followed when he mocked Trump’s very mockable reaction to a reporter’s question.
You can live without ABC.
September 18, 2025 at 11:51 AM
You can live without ABC.
What’s the chances that TikTok America is going to be owned by a Trump LLC?
September 15, 2025 at 4:41 PM
What’s the chances that TikTok America is going to be owned by a Trump LLC?