inebriatedjackass.bsky.social
@inebriatedjackass.bsky.social
I hope you have the most blessed of years this coming year.
December 31, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Big yup. And a ride to and from the city for a doctors appointment or a therapy appointment it like $95, so my options are don’t see doctors and no rehab from my injury, spend ≈ $1k/month on travel, or pay out the nose for a vehicle.
December 29, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Exactly. Same.

But I’m in a power wheelchair, so I’m frustratingly unable to use almost all vehicles on the market. It’s a genuine shit sandwich.
December 29, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Men who cross dress make life worth living. Androgyny is amazing.
December 29, 2025 at 2:05 PM
This used to be a thing. I mean, there were still dedicated punters, but QBs would occasionally do the task. I’d absolutely love to see it come back.
December 29, 2025 at 12:28 PM
As someone recently paralyzed, I feel this.
December 29, 2025 at 12:10 PM
🤣🤣🤣

There’s a comedian who does comedy songs in the country style. Most are terrible, and I’m sure he’s big MAGA which grates on me… but he does a song “Show Them to Me” which is hysterical, and this reminds me of that song.
December 29, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Honestly, you have some of the friendliest eyes I’ve ever seen.
December 29, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Sometimes I wonder if the reason we hold onto childhood trauma so tightly on some level is that it’s some mechanism of a survival instinct. And if that’s the case, it absolutely makes sense that it would preempt other memories.

That said, I am genuinely sorry you experienced such trauma.
December 29, 2025 at 12:40 AM
As someone looking at having to buy a $75,000 vehicle soon, I feel you in a big way.
December 29, 2025 at 12:35 AM
“Like” is a profound understatement, sir.
December 28, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I love muscled shoulders.
December 28, 2025 at 2:33 PM
This weekend was the 30th anniversary of the OKC bombing so there was a televised memorial service… and honestly a huge portion of the city was a crying wreck of memories as well this weekend.

I pray for a better tomorrow for you.
April 21, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I’m trying to decide how the mood would be if it were wine out of a Red Bull can instead.
April 18, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Don’t find out the sex until the box is opened, interesting concept.
April 15, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Wait until you have to wheelchair down a lane of traffic because there’s no sidewalk and no transportation options which are wheelchair accessible which aren’t outrageously priced. It’s so much fun hearing cars rush up on you knowing you can’t do shit if they don’t see you.
April 15, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Those sound amazing.
April 8, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Even AI knows.
March 6, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I will forever be bitter about what that petulant billionaire did to Twitter. I loved that place. Then it went to shit.
March 6, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Sounds like you could have single-handedly put out the LA fires.
March 4, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Hey, you going to be okay over there?
March 4, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Movies with truly great cinematography are rare treats.
March 1, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Tortoiseshells are gorgeous!
March 1, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Say no more, sir.
February 27, 2025 at 7:46 AM
I’d full on bite it.
February 26, 2025 at 3:07 AM